Mama mia! That’s how I want to commute to work!
Now updated with Delfino Plaza music to make it 300% more awesome!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2011 · 9:56 AM |
Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Science/Math, Super Mario Bros, Under the Sea, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 131 Comments |
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A hundred times WANT.
If everyone were to use a Jetpack F.L.U.D.D to commute, we'd better start packing our bags and begin building Rapture.
Now how in the World did they get their hands on F.L.U.D.D. and why aren't they using it to clean up the world?
Also, where was it during the Gulf Coast oil disaster?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
sorry idk how to post picture
Jetpack? Meet Wetpack.
SHUT UP AND TAKE M…
Wait, what do you mean it's not for sale? :(
I wanna see someone cross the ocean with one of these things.
Oh wow a new DLC for Vice City Stories.
I gotta say that is pretty cool man
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if i could get one…
those somalian pirates would be fucked…
lets see them hit a jetpack equipped artillery man!
Wait, so now this means it's possible to live in a world where bigger watermelons are all the more fragile, dinosaurs have come back to barf cleaning liquids, and gigantic birds made of sand exist to mock your very being?
What has our world fallen to!?
SO. JELLY.
"Huh, you'd think all these people with cameras had never seen such fantastic shorts before…"
Now we just need to make a vacuum that sucks up ghosts.
Use it on a duck and you'll get wetquack.
-notices the large hose attached to the back of the wetpack-
WHY THE HELL DIDN"T MARIO THINK OF THAT????
With that baby, I can go back to Korea whenever I can!
I really want it now…
One word: Sploosh
-- thank you Pam of Archer
that is plain awesome.
I've heard of the water-based jet pack before, in a Popular Science magazine once.
Practicality: 0.5/10
Amazingness: 195.55/10
To bad it doesn't transform into a rocket, a water gun, or high speed ground transporation.
Wow… that must be a ridiculously long hose….
Must… Try… This!
I know something I'm adding to my bucket list.
If only the music in the video were that of Delfino Plaza.
Oh how naïve… Weegee doesn't need stairs! =D
Sweet dreams! ^_^
*turns off the lights*
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Screw hydrogen powered cars, I want my hydropack!
For some reason, when I watch this, I can't help but think of the Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius theme song playing through my mind. Minus the "Super-powered mind" part, because a Mario with a super-powered mind would just be silly, would it not?
Now we just need to figure out space travel by only using spinning and using stars to get from one planet to another
Looks like the police were there to ask him……..
*shades*
….water he was doing!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god horrible puns…
Mario games have secretly been funding the research of theoretical technologies for years, with Super Mario Sunshine being the first to come to fruition. Just wait until the work is complete on the giant head spaceships.
Relevent:
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after all I Want my Jetpack
Now if someone came along with a red shirt, gloves, blue overalls, a red cap and a mustache (super-glued on) came along to try that cool contraption out, my life would be complete…well almost until half life 2: episode 3 comes out, THEN it would be complete.
inb4wanttoplaySuperMarioSunshineagain
I still think it would go better with Guile's theme…