DRAGON FORTRESS II

63 Comments

1. Jones-250 on April 18th, 2011 6:43 pm
   

   Hats on dragons, eh? What will VALVe think of next?
   (There should be an corny "F1RST!" here, but I am too classy for that)
2. Acrazymonke on April 18th, 2011 6:44 pm
   

   So several repetative dungions over and over?
   I see no differance to either game…
3. Captain Flavor on April 18th, 2011 6:45 pm
   

   Too bad the hats are $5-$10 DLC packs, including the Gentleman Dragon.
4. dingdong on April 18th, 2011 6:57 pm
   

   I would grammar hammer too, but my goodness, the mistakes are everywhere.
5. BasketGT on April 18th, 2011 7:06 pm
   

   I liked Dragon Fortress: Origins more for the tactical combat and the Origin stories (Especially the Sniper one, where they explain how you learned Jarate), but I still enjoyed Dragon Fortress II for it's more visceral hat trading, even though the romance options weren't as good.
6. spplmj on April 18th, 2011 7:09 pm
   

   Did y'all know that the Heavy only fires 35% of his bullets?

   No wonder it's so damn expensive to fire his weapon.
7. invadingduck on April 18th, 2011 7:17 pm
   

   An epic medieval themed hat simulator.
8. Alpar on April 18th, 2011 7:17 pm
   

   Oh look, another TF2 related submission. Better inb4 the hat jo-

   *Reads the comments*

   FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
9. Wetmang on April 18th, 2011 7:26 pm
   

   That's a real MONSTER of a request. You should SHIELD yourself from the hate. Your BIOdome of puns really WAREs on my patients! I enjoy bringing these AGEs of PUNtification!
10. Grammar Berzerker on April 18th, 2011 7:26 pm
    

    BIOWARE EMPLOYEE ON GAME:

    "When you kill someone, some kinda hat has to get dropped!

    So killing = hat, connected now, in Dragon Fortress 2."
11. DM - Gentrollman on April 18th, 2011 7:52 pm
    

    D: Quick! Someone add googly eyes to it!
12. GameboyPATH on April 18th, 2011 8:03 pm
    

    We're throwing shit at you, Shawn, because making crappy puns for +1's is OUR job! D:
13. KiruBananers on April 18th, 2011 8:10 pm
    

    And due to Shawn, this will become an update in 4-12 seconds…

    IT TAKES SHAWN TWELVE SECONDS TO COST GABEN $400000….

    (For twelve seconds.)
14. BoxeyBrown on April 18th, 2011 9:32 pm
    

    Needs Googly Eyes!!!
15. tmotom on April 18th, 2011 9:47 pm
    

    I didn't like Dragon Age… The game controls were kind of weird, especially attacking. I didn't like it very much at all…
16. Red on April 18th, 2011 9:49 pm
    

    Is Smaug making a cameo???
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/4/42/Smaug.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    He's been down on his luck lately, though I heard he got cast in a new movie…
    (I've been renting out a cave (in one of my lesser mountains) to him for a while now)
17. Vabolo on April 18th, 2011 10:16 pm
    

    So…Does that mean they will finally release the Guard Dog Update?
18. AdamTheChao on April 18th, 2011 10:19 pm
    

    I notice the EA logo has a hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect.
    They've got the wealth, but the octopus should be taken off due to a lack of respect.
19. quaker171 on April 18th, 2011 10:20 pm
    

    Wait… wait… turn your hat backwards first.
20. Rocker23220 on April 18th, 2011 11:44 pm
    

    I'm more partial to Spy's Creed myself…
21. Vabolo on April 18th, 2011 11:49 pm
    

    Indubitably, you have confounded yourself, for that wyrm's stupendous stovepipe stack is unfit for any common charlatan.
22. CriticalQuit on April 19th, 2011 12:20 am
    

    Unlike most Dragon Age games where you choose how you act, as the Pyro you can only be a heartless killer of man, beast, and everything else flammable.
23. Totema on April 19th, 2011 12:41 am
    

    Look at that EA logo, lording his HOUWAR over everyone. Prick.
24. Rocker23220 on April 19th, 2011 4:39 pm
    

    Wait!!!!

    Does he weigh the same as a duck?

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