In Valve’s fourth and final video for the soon to be released Portal 2, we discover that Chell is now A GODDAMN NINJA. Holy christ she has gotten good with that portal gun! I suppose all that testing was good for something at least!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 12, 2011 · 6:05 PM
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I will give you my bank account, Aperture.
Who do I sign the check to?
Secondary Passive Ability: Ninja
Chell is a flipping ninja.
Halolz: Because Portal 2 is coming out soon and we want all of the Portal 2 related videos on our site ASAP.
*inb4 shutupandtakemymoney*
Sent in by everyone Shawn? How many emails were there? :3
I do think we need this image again
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I want Portal 2 now…2 days ago xD
Did he say "Gabe took care of it" when the corpse was being scraped into the floor incinerator of doom?
I'm glad they didn't give Chell the BOOT as the main character, any new test subject would have some big SHOES to fill. Although some people think she was sort of SHOEHORNED in to give gamers a familiar point of view within the aperture labs, I think shes a solid character, with her FEET planted firmly on the ground.
Did you know that Cave Johnson is voiced by J. K. Simmons?
"DAMMIT, PARKER, GET OUT THERE AND GET ME SOME PICTURES OF CHELL!"
Wait "Submitted by everyone!" ?
then that means… something I submitted got posted on Halolz!
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is it possible to make my donation directly to the torture test subjects fund?
i dont want any getting earmarked of to one of those "bettering the future" devisions
i hope the next one will be about glados
These boots were made for falling,
and that's just what they'll do,
one of these days these boots are gonna come down on top of you!
OH, AND…
Aperture's old bank:
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see, what sets them apart from other banks is that other banks are banks!!
I wasn't gonna get Portal 2 before, but I think I've changed my mind after seeing that…
I'd jump at the opportunity to own them!
Poor poor Caroline.
I take it this means Chell was a Thief in Portal 1. =D
At least Chell isn't an attention whore like that other ninja, Black Star. Now that would just be silly. *glares at GLaDOS*
Those are some kinky boots :)
Those look suspiciously like the special artificial legs runners get. I think I get it….
1. Sucessful participant indulges in too much cake.
2. Loses feet to the 'betis.
3. Boots let them continue to test Apreture equipment.
4. ???
5. Triumph.
That is not an average human. That is a goddamn ninja clone. We sell those too.
C'mon, Halolz. No Boot to the Head Reference. I am disappoint.
jill will come to portal only for those boots : D
Well, I was going to make a witty comment, however, I proceeded to notice a troll.
+1's for all.
Wait… why on Earth would Chell be anywhere near Aperture Science after the events of the first Portal game? She was nearly killed multiple times, and… well, we all know about the cake.
We here at Aperture Science would like to demonstrate our hospitality by giving free trials of our equipment. All that is necessary would be that you, the customer, would have to arrive at our Cleveland location in order that the trial can be given in a safe, trustworthy environment. Aperture Science can then use your successful testing of our Aperture Science products to ensure that future generations of coughtesterscough customers can be generated.
Remember, at Aperture Science, We Care… (more than Black Mesa)
Valve, in response to your current advertisement of Aperture Science, I present you with this.
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Shine on, you magnificent trailer-makers you.
Those are some sexy boots.
These boots were made for stoppin' (me from splattering on the ground from high speeds)
no (I c wut I did thar)
Aperture Science: Making test subjects sexier with stasis pods and then turning them into ninjas with long fall boots since 1953.
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I'm not going to buy this!!! The last investment I made turned my son into swiss cheese!!!!! Red, goopy swiss cheese…
Have I died and gone to heaven? 50 + 20 virgins = 70!!! YAY!!! Wait…
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Where are the other 2…
useful and sexy. I'ma likin those boots!
hmm, Chell is ow a sexy cyber-ninja. like, Laura Croft sexy. i like.
*edit* i REALLY like. as in, no way in hell am i not buying this.
good lord.
she got the cake…