Some people like to wait for that inevitable third Pokemon title that comes out six months or so after the originals. I think this time I may have to pass.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 8, 2011 · 3:41 AM
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I just hope the game's not…
…A piece of trash!
That's not Pokemon Brown, the box clearly says White. This must be some kind of bootleg. I must buy it, for the hopes that its text will be something along the lines of Vietnamese Crystal.
Eventually the only colour left will be Chartreuse.
Perhaps the ultimate death of the pokemon franchise will be a lack of new colors to name their games?
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Eh, I doubt it. They can always go to hex codes.
"Next fall, buy Pokemon FB33B2 and FB33B4! The packaging is almost identical colored, and the game inside is even more so, BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT SO BUY BOTH."
Oh, and 9001 new pokederps.
Well that puts Kyurem in the s#!+…
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I already got White.
The gamer in me NEEDS Gray regardless…
;___;
Yeah I have no idea what the 3rd color will be. The third in the trio is a ice type so maybe clear or something colorless but that doesn't sound cool so I'm hoping for Pokemon Steel now that's a cool title and it could work in my opinion. Also gray just doesn't cut it for me.
Legendary Trash Pokemon? Meh… it’s probably rubbish.
A legendary trash-type pokemon? it's probably rubbish anyway.
I'd say "kill it with fire", but, we all know the reaction when fire meets Garbodor.
I
FUCKING
LOVE
TRASH MONSTERS.
Shouldn't this be Pokemon Gray? Or wait a moment if we accept the Final Fantasy theory of combining colors then the next addition in the franchise should be Pokemon Red… But Pokemon Red already exist and it was one of the first Pokemon games… That means…
OMG POKEMON GAMEZ HAS ENDED NOW EVERYTHING WILL DIE AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE REBORN!
Complaining about redundancy and lack of particularly “unique” ideas in new pokemon generations is like complaining about lack of variety in blowjobs.
Both are entertaining, but it’s ultimately always the same experience.
Also can’t wait until they stop using colors and starting moving into color-ideas, like Pokémon jungle version or something.
Fucking Garbodor. BTW, the third version will most likely be Gray Version, and it's mascot will be Kyurem, that Legendary Dragon/Ice Pokemon. Bulbapedia says it's part of the Tao Trio, along with Reshiram and Zekrom, so it almost has to be Kyurem.
Also, first post on Halolz! w00t!
E-peen gone altogether?
Troll away boys.
With the Starting Pokemon Lumposhittor, which evolves into Pileoshittor, which evolves into Diarrheadon
Also: <img src="http://www.comingunmoored.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/trash-heap.jpg">
related?
Pokemon Brown? I love poop jokes. I might have to go preorder Pokemon brown…
I have a horse. All your arguments never happened.
When I was just a wee lad I believed in the myth of Pokemon Purple version, where your starter pokemon was Gengar and every time you defeated a pokemon they would bleed to death on the screen.
I don't recall whoever told me this was a real game, but sometimes I wonder what insane asylum that person came from.
pff no way are they making a Garbodor version
the third on will probly star Kyurem who is a dragon/ice one
personly i want one starring Keldeo water/fighting (at the momant it looks like he will be event only though)
Remember when the back of Charmeleon's head was the ugliest pokemon in the game?
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But… how… why… could… *brainfail*
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This is a temporarily amusing satire, until you realize that the joke itself is exactly what it's accusing Gen V of.
Anyway, jokes aside, I have an interesting (although possibly non-original, I don't know) theory about the third version: Pokemon Clear Version. Think about it: Reshiram and Zekrom represent Yin and Yang, and are thus colored black and white. But Kyurem, the third of the Tao Trio, represents Wuji.
Wuji is the absence of Yin OR Yang. It is empty. It is nothing. It is… clear.
Also, Kyurem is ice type, and ice is typically clear unless it is frosted in texture.
Thus, Pokemon Clear Version.
Just my theory.
I believe a right rollicking U MAD is in order, chaps.
Sorry for the headache.
Nice, but it would have been funnier if they taken the "white" out of the title.
I'm just waiting for Pokémon Iron and Pokémon Copper.
Garbodor may be ugly, stinky and made of trash, but once you befriend it……
It will be so loyal that you'll dump your girlfriend.
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