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Portal Infographics

The guys from Split Screen, who made that awesome Minecraft vs TF2 Crafting Infographic, are back with some in-depth statistical analysis of Aperture Laboratories and it’s success with portal based experiments! Be sure to view the full post and view them all!


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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 6, 2011 · 7:16 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (147 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Charts & Graphs, Creepy/Spooky, Half-Life, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Great, I just wanted to see a woman in bondage every time I look at GLaDOS

As if she wasn't creepy enough.
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1 reply · active 736 weeks ago
Somewhere between "Giggity" and "WTF?!" since you mentioned that...
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Thats odd. The cake recipie makes no reference to fish shaped crackers ,fish shaped candies, fish shaped sediment, sediment shaped sediment, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped solid waste, or candy coated penutbutter pieces...shaped like fish.
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1 reply · active 736 weeks ago
That sounds a bit fishy to me
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Onking with portals
Now you're thiO
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The prototype portal gun looks like steam punk.
Or something from black mesa.
Or something from quake.
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1 reply · active 736 weeks ago
Or, you know... the Gravity Gun?
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I think we'll have to update our Halolz submissions pie chart and probably add Portal 2 as a major topic at this rate...
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2 replies · active 736 weeks ago
not quite
i think about 3 more posts and i think it will be deemed worthy
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Ergo why I said "at this rate." =P
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Do n t l ok di c ly at t e oper tio al end o d vice? Th t exp ain the e we rd white d ts I keep se ing ever wh re.
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1 reply · active 736 weeks ago

Yo call d br ?
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That is one messed up cake recipe. The cake mix alone weighs 114 pounds! But I'm sure with everything it's only 25% short of a lethal dose.
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Long story Short: People love Portal
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1 reply · active 736 weeks ago
And those who don't love Portal can enter the Blue Portal on the left its a portal to heaven.
(This is a lie,it's actually a one to hell.Huge Success:)
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We at Aperture Science feel that these statistics are purely fictitious and that this so called Valve is plotting against our success. For instance, our Black Forest Cake formula is a highly guarded secret, as are the prototypes for our (Black Mesa's) Handheld Portal Device. The information here is, again, entirely untrue.

Any terminations of employment in the near future are completely irrelevant to the disclosure of this data.

Remember, at Aperture Science, We Care! (more than Black Mesa)
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How does a TF2 sentry gun land in the MIDDLE of the personality bar? It beeps one to three times and shoots at you. (Sometimes with rockets) Doesn't the HL2 sentry at least have some kind of voice? (can't really remember)
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This makes me wish I bought that portal gun that the guys from Penny Arcade were selling



You cannot say that is not epic
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Even a speed run is too slow compared to GLaDOS' deadly neurotoxin.
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They forgot 2 pound fish flavored fish! Also they needed to add a Z plane of Badassery to that XY graph. ALSO who needs personality when you can auto target!
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Man I wish i could read white text on white backgrounds.
Mind if any one tell me what it says by GLaDOS?
I see "The glitch is a lie", somewhat.
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4 replies · active 736 weeks ago
One thing that helps, if you have an LCD monitor try reading it from the side instead of looking at the monitor head on
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That helped allot thanks
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I thought it was going to be something exciting :/
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That's what she said
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lol
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I'm going to play the first Portal for the first time here in a few days when it gets shipped. Hopefully all this talk about it being such a good game isn't a LIE.
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well, after the GLaDOS comparison, i think i might like her even more, which is funny cause im totally not itno that stuff.

also, i finally beat portal for the 22nd time, so i'm satisfied until portal 2 comes out.
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i dont get any of this info all i see is random leters and numbers
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Tied up chick? This is a triumph! I did what I must because I can. For the good of my penis... and so on.
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5 replies · active 736 weeks ago
It's cause I said penis? Isn't it?
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Yes. Yes it was.* You should be ashamed.** Don't come around here again.*** You should be collapsing from the poison now.****

*No it was not. It was because you have a negative e-peen.
**Have a cookie.
***We enjoy your company. Please eat the cookie already.
****Why the hell did you take a bite out of a cookie offered by a guy from Umbrella?
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I have to say, I have no idea whether I'm supposed to -1 or +1 him these days.
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I think he is reforming these days, but....
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Because he know's that the cake offered by the Aperture Science rep is a lie... which it totally wasn't. It's just for employees only.
*Takes a bite*
Whish is why oo ant have a-e
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