Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!
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MY BLADES WILL BE THE ONES THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM

(162 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)

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BasketGT 95p · 735 weeks ago

I don't care how many gods he kills or how many chicks he bangs simultaneously. Kratos will NEVER be as manly as the great Kamina. Never.

Never.

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Tael 86p · 735 weeks ago

Kanimope?

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

*Kanimope.avi

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 735 weeks ago

*Kaminope.avi

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 735 weeks ago

.avi

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 735 weeks ago

Kratos doesn't believe in himself.
He believes in himself, who believes in himself.

...wait, what?

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Coodoo 93p · 735 weeks ago

I guess since Super Meat Week = Super Meat Month, April Fools Day = April Fools Week.

Great...

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The Pualrus 100p · 735 weeks ago

Following that logic:
Next year, tell Shawn just to make it April Fools hour.

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invadingduck 96p · 735 weeks ago

"Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM"

This has gone beyond an April Fools prank. Now he's just playing with us.

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 735 weeks ago

I NEED AN ADULT.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 735 weeks ago

He is an adult.

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Rain 91p · 735 weeks ago

An adult troll perhaps

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CFW spplmj 122p · 735 weeks ago

Fellow Halolzians.

i have no jokes for you at this time but i wish to let you know that i have something BIG coming.

keep an eye on the halolz forum if all goes well i will be able to post it within an hour or so.

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CFW spplmj 122p · 735 weeks ago

BEHOLD! IT LIVES!

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Rain 91p · 735 weeks ago

This needs to be a submission!

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 735 weeks ago

Does it make coffee?

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Rain 91p · 735 weeks ago

No, my friend
The better question is, does it make sandviches?

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k3man 87p · 735 weeks ago

His blades, they will pierce the heavens and your intestines.

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Tael 86p · 735 weeks ago

Stop Shawn, this is madness!

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 735 weeks ago

Madness?
KRATOS. IS. SPARTAN!
*kick*

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

HOLD IT!!!
*grabs Tael, drags them up my mountain... at the top is ChuckNorris the Hitmonlee*
ChuckNorris! Use "Sparta Kick!"
*kick, Tael rockets off into the sky*

Tael: looks like I'm blasting off again!!!
*twinkle in the sky*

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Tael 86p · 735 weeks ago

*appears behind red*
WOOOOOOOOBBUFFET!

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

ChuckNorris, use "Roundhouse Kick!!!"
*kick*

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 735 weeks ago

Quiet you.

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

nope.avi

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HughbertEsq 98p · 735 weeks ago

"NO RED! YOU ARE THE MOUNTAIN!"
AND THEN RED WAS THE MOUNTAIN
SEE?
*POOM*

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 735 weeks ago

But Shawn can't stop. Don't you know?

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The Pualrus 100p · 735 weeks ago

Of course, it's this kind.

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Weibbles 78p · 735 weeks ago

Guys? Is it over? Can I leave the safety of the hole in the web and return to-
*see this*
Oh nevermind, back in the safety hole.

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

This has never seemed more appropriate... http://movieclips.com/ENwBU-blades-of-glory-movie...
...but also, "My blades will be the ones that send you to heaven"

AND

anyone else think of this upon seeing the glasses:

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 735 weeks ago

Your link...it is broken.

Also SQUIRTLE SQUAD.

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52R3nOOf6Q
try this

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 735 weeks ago

GIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAA

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD

KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

excuse me sir, but I do believe a portion of your comment has been eaten
(notice the cut-off "U")

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 735 weeks ago

"Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!" How can Kratos believe in anything if he killed all there is to believe in?

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Master Eraqus · 735 weeks ago

@Tael "Stop Shawn, this is madness!"

Didn't you know?

I can't reply normally because Intense Debate is trippin' balls right now.

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MoG 105p · 735 weeks ago

Too far Shawn... too far...
-rocks back and forth in the fetal position-

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Rain 91p · 735 weeks ago

But can your blade get bigger and harder stronger than the Galaxy itself?

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Red 104p · 735 weeks ago

Metapod sees "harder", gets happy...
then he sees the line going through said wod

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Totema on April 2nd, 2011 2:18 am

GIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAA

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD

KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tael on April 2nd, 2011 2:29 am

Stop Shawn, this is madness!
BasketGT on April 2nd, 2011 2:29 am

I don't care how many gods he kills or how many chicks he bangs simultaneously. Kratos will NEVER be as manly as the great Kamina. Never.

Never.
Rain on April 2nd, 2011 2:35 am

But can your blade get bigger and ~~harder~~ stronger than the Galaxy itself?
Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:43 am

This has never seemed more appropriate… http://movieclips.com/ENwBU-blades-of-glory-movie…
…but also, "My blades will be the ones that send you to heaven"

AND

anyone else think of this upon seeing the glasses:
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/279/5/4/squirtle_squad_by_asipro-d30860b.jpg" alt="" />
spplmj on April 2nd, 2011 2:46 am

Fellow Halolzians.

i have no jokes for you at this time but i wish to let you know that i have something BIG coming.

keep an eye on the halolz forum if all goes well i will be able to post it within an hour or so.
Weibbles on April 2nd, 2011 2:59 am

Guys? Is it over? Can I leave the safety of the hole in the web and return to-
*see this*
Oh nevermind, back in the safety hole.
invadingduck on April 2nd, 2011 3:00 am

"Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM"

This has gone beyond an April Fools prank. Now he's just playing with us.
MoG on April 2nd, 2011 3:03 am

Too far Shawn… too far…
-rocks back and forth in the fetal position-
TheTopHatKid on April 2nd, 2011 3:18 am

Kratos doesn't believe in himself.
He believes in himself, who believes in himself.

…wait, what?
Coodoo on April 2nd, 2011 3:22 am

I guess since Super Meat Week = Super Meat Month, April Fools Day = April Fools Week.

Great…
Master Eraqus on April 2nd, 2011 5:05 am

@Tael “Stop Shawn, this is madness!”

Didn’t you know?

I can’t reply normally because Intense Debate is trippin’ balls right now.
k3man on April 2nd, 2011 10:10 am

His blades, they will pierce the heavens and your intestines.
Kn0w1d3a on April 3rd, 2011 1:54 am

"Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!" How can Kratos believe in anything if he killed all there is to believe in?