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Aw, you don’t want to kick Kratos out of the limelight already do you? The poor guy has been waiting forever to return to the spotlight here! Who knew down deep he was actually a very emotional guy? Still waters run deep!
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Kratos is so lonely…

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 5:56 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(132 votes, average: 2.74 out of 5)

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Depressing, God of War, Irony, Playstation, Sony

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 735 weeks ago

Sorry folks, you'll have to suffer through our April Fools Day prank a bit longer! It's hard to post all these amazing Kratos submissions in such a short amount of time! :O

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Simply DA 100p · 735 weeks ago

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Rain 91p · 735 weeks ago

Hating Courage Kratos and Advice Memes has given you the ability to turn into a freaking Gorilla?

Also, a few minutes later after calming down, you'll realize that your computer is destroyed

In the end, Shawn wins

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 735 weeks ago

Just one more after this, I swear! (maybe)

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Deep Thought 105p · 735 weeks ago

Deep Thought: Ha ha he he ha... And I thought my trolling was bad

Zyquux: Gimme one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off...

Deep Thought: How about a magic trick

*Places a pony on the table*

Deep Thought: I'm gonna make this pencil... dissapear!

*Tmotom walks up*
*Tmotom gets a pony shoved down his throat*

Deep Thought: Taa Daa! It's... It's gone! And by the way, the top hat wasn't cheap... You ought to know... you bought it.

DM: Sit... I want to hear... proposition

Deep Thought: Let's wind the clocks back a year. This Shawn wouldn't dare cross any of you. What happened, you're balls drop off? You see... a guy like me-

Zyquux: Freak

Deep Thought: A guy like me... look, listen... I know why you choose to have your little "group therapy sessions" in the more popular submissions... I know why you're afraid of going to the bad submissions... The Courage Kratos. See, Kratos had shown Halolz your true colors, unfortunately. Shawn? He's just the beginning... and as for the television's so called plan?

*points at Marzen on the TV*

Deep Thought: Kratos has no jurisdiction, he'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and...

*points at Marzen again*

DM: What do you propose?

Deep Thought: It's simple, we kill Kratos.

Alpar: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it?

Deep Thought: If you're good at something, never do it for free

DM: How much do you want?

Deep Thought: Half of your E-Peen. If we don't deal with this now, soon... little Zyquux, here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.

Zyquux: ENOUGH FROM THE GHOST!

Deep Thought: Ah, lets not blow this out of proportion...

*Has cord to -1 Troll bile and pipe bombs*

Zyquux: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?

Deep Thought: Yeah

Zyquux: I'm putting the word out on the net, 50 E-Peen for this ghost dead... 100 alive, so I can teach him some manners first.

Deep Thought: Alright, so listen... Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card.

*On the card*
*Deep Thought backs out of the room*

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Zyquux 103p · 734 weeks ago

Why doesn't this have more +1's?

NEED SOME +1'S HERE!

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tmotom -85p · 735 weeks ago

Damn you!!! How dare you include me in Horseplay! (heh heh)

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combatbeaver 94p · 735 weeks ago

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Marzen 101p · 735 weeks ago

Best.

No.

Ever.

</Simpsons>

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Zabrio 86p · 735 weeks ago

Anyone else find it funny during april fools higher quality kratos pics were posted than normal?

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Kinockun 67p · 735 weeks ago

It's ok, Kratos, you don't have to be lonely. There's partially naked women everywhere in your games. Just press circle to ride. ;) *thumbs up to anyone who gets it*

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MorningMoon 97p · 735 weeks ago

Shawn: (Are these Kratos pictures even fooling anyone anymore? Gawd, i'm so -- very -- lonely.)

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Taiho 86p · 735 weeks ago

Maybe he wouldn't be so lonely if he didn't kill every person he chanced to meet.

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Simply DA 100p · 735 weeks ago

But is he Polite and Efficient in doing so?
If so, then NO PROBLEM.

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Taiho 86p · 735 weeks ago

Being polite would require smiling and I'm pretty sure that scar he has is from his his face cracking open the last time he tried to smile.

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Zyquux 103p · 734 weeks ago

"You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't; it just makes them dead." (at 6:27)

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Vlauer 88p · 735 weeks ago

I bet, that up to this point in time, every single Halolz user, including me, has this face while entering this site.

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Leo E. 114p · 735 weeks ago

Remember when I predicted that Kratlolz would be extended?

I am your new god.

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combatbeaver 94p · 735 weeks ago

...of war?

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Rain 91p · 735 weeks ago

of prophecy

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Trainer_Black 92p · 735 weeks ago

After so many Kratos Posts, Shawn started having a little trouble getting his computer to hold still.
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/099/521/small/...

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Hareoic 88p · 735 weeks ago

If Kratos Aurion had been the one who said "COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY" ad infinitum, I would have something clever to say.

inb4 next submission is Courage Kratos Aurion

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Marzen 101p · 735 weeks ago

Quick! Shawn's posting not-bad pictures for a joke the day after the joke's supposed to be done!

DESTROY HIM!

*tackles Shawn*

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DrSexington 78p · 735 weeks ago

Someone get some rope!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 734 weeks ago

*Runs in carrying various explosives in a large box, trips*
Le ironic explosion
....
I'm Okay!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 735 weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7Vu9A069c&fe...
STOP IT
RIGHT NOW
THIS IS MENTAL DEFICIENCY RESULTING IN A LACK OF SANITY!

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 735 weeks ago

It is Kratos' own fault he is lonely, he did kill everyone else after all.

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steveblob 36p · 735 weeks ago

*Reminded of the final song on the God of War 3: Blood & Metal CD*
Well damn he really is the God of sad

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DrSexington 78p · 735 weeks ago

Well in all fairness, his life is made up of ripping off gods heads and having sex with other gods and such, so I mean it's not like he'll be a great match for anyone, he'll end up ripping them apart if they look at him funny, plus, who hasn't he killed yet?

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 735 weeks ago

Aphrodite

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Spencer 119p · 735 weeks ago

Oh great. Now I actually feel a little SORRY for Kratos...

...only cause Shawn made me. Curse you all.

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31 Comments

Shawn Handyside on April 2nd, 2011 6:12 am

Sorry folks, you'll have to suffer through our April Fools Day prank a bit longer! It's hard to post all these amazing Kratos submissions in such a short amount of time! :O
Vlauer on April 2nd, 2011 6:21 am

I bet, that up to this point in time, every single Halolz user, including me, has this face while entering this site.
Taiho on April 2nd, 2011 6:29 am

Maybe he wouldn't be so lonely if he didn't kill every person he chanced to meet.
Alpar on April 2nd, 2011 6:32 am

Oh great. Now I actually feel a little SORRY for Kratos…

…only cause Shawn made me. Curse you all.
HughbertEsq on April 2nd, 2011 7:13 am

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STOP IT
RIGHT NOW
THIS IS MENTAL DEFICIENCY RESULTING IN A LACK OF SANITY!
Marzen on April 2nd, 2011 7:29 am

Quick! Shawn's posting not-bad pictures for a joke the day after the joke's supposed to be done!

DESTROY HIM!

*tackles Shawn*
MorningMoon on April 2nd, 2011 8:51 am

Shawn: (Are these Kratos pictures even fooling anyone anymore? Gawd, i'm so — very — lonely.)
Hareoic on April 2nd, 2011 9:25 am

If Kratos Aurion had been the one who said "COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY" ad infinitum, I would have something clever to say.

inb4 next submission is Courage Kratos Aurion
Kinockun on April 2nd, 2011 9:34 am

It's ok, Kratos, you don't have to be lonely. There's partially naked women everywhere in your games. Just press circle to ride. ;) *thumbs up to anyone who gets it*
DrSexington on April 2nd, 2011 10:12 am

Well in all fairness, his life is made up of ripping off gods heads and having sex with other gods and such, so I mean it's not like he'll be a great match for anyone, he'll end up ripping them apart if they look at him funny, plus, who hasn't he killed yet?
Zabrio on April 2nd, 2011 10:24 am

Anyone else find it funny during april fools higher quality kratos pics were posted than normal?
Leo E. on April 2nd, 2011 10:27 am

Remember when I predicted that Kratlolz would be extended?

I am your new god.
steveblob on April 2nd, 2011 4:47 pm

*Reminded of the final song on the God of War 3: Blood & Metal CD*
Well damn he really is the God of sad
Kn0w1d3a on April 3rd, 2011 2:42 pm

It is Kratos' own fault he is lonely, he did kill everyone else after all.

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