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My Little Kratos

I have heard your cries, loyal readers! I’ll take a break from the courage Kratos submissions, and instead post what you guys really want… My Little Pony crossovers!
When he agreed to be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, this isn’t what he had in mind!
By lizkay, submitted by Paulrus and Caelun_Niveus

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 9:32 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (261 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, God of War, My Little Pony, Sony, Wild Animals

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More pony MANLINESS!
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10 replies · active 723 weeks ago
Should have made it My Little Pony day instead of Kratos. The shitstorm that would ensue
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18 replies · active 724 weeks ago
Aw, don't wear pants Kratos Sparkle, we can't see your Cutie Mark that way!
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1 reply · active 724 weeks ago
Nothing is manlier than a guy having the testicular fortitude to admit "Yes, I do like ponies. Those who think I'm a wuss can just watch me have sex with their wives after I've ripped their head from their bodies."
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Sadly, Kratos would soon realize that being neither a unicorn nor a pegasus, and most of all lacking a Cutie Mark, he was nothing special in Ponyville.
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6 replies · active 724 weeks ago
Kratos: When I was a human Spartan and things were not going well

Halolz User: Tell me he's not...

Kratos: The Gods would all betray me and send me back down to Hell

Paulrus: I AM.

Kratos: I'd craw out of the abyss, and roar at what I saw
But then I thought that wasn't the way to deal with gods at all


Rainbow Dash: So what i-*DECAPITATED*

Kratos: I thought: Kratos, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face the hoards
You'll see that you are a spartan... and that you carry two fuck-off swords.

CUT. GUT. SCOWL.

So, gut and cut the Goddies
Disembowel the deities
Crack skulls of the cronies
Whoop the ass of the whimpys
Castrate men beneath me
Then fuck their lovely ladies

And then go tell Ares to drop his sword and just give up and if he thinks he can kill me then he's got another thing coming and the very idea makes me laugh because I'm the GOD OF....

WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!


*stab*
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1 reply · active 724 weeks ago
I dare you to try and find the rainbow in his butt.

Also loved the fact that its bald and has its goatie.
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And My Little Kratos cast himself over the highest hurdle in all of Greece...
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You've answered my cries Shawn, thank you.
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Girls love riding Kratos Pony
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...I squee'd. Should I have?
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*Click on Halolz shortcut*
Hmmm.... wonder what's up for April fail dAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
KRATOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Red, where the hell you hid my stockpile of brainbleach?!?!?

Also, Shawn, lrn2kratos, his face is inverted in the banner!
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1 reply · active 724 weeks ago
Ponies? More like "My Little Pwnies," amirite?
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here's a new pony:


(couldn't think of a name...)
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OSHI- KRATOS IS SMILING.... err.... not scowling..... whichever is more shocking....
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The next "My little Pony" game need to be modded so this is in it

Or just have it in the base release, it would appeal to a broader market then.
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So this is where it all began...
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Glue Of War
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