Unlike most kombatants, Kratos knows the only true ultimate fatality is to essentially double murder your opponent!
By Bravo Buster
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 4:25 PM |
Categories: Advice Meme, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Overkill, Playstation, Sony · Leave a comment () 54 Comments |
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it's not as if it's a rare occurrence for him… in fact I'm pretty sure he goes to hell on a daily basis just for the shopping.
Yeah, but will you follow him to Rapture to save your girlfriend?
I wonder if he dines there.
FINISH HIM.
…No, seriously, he's in SERIOUS PAIN KRATOS, stop playing with your kills! Its not nice!
Kill her with a fatality .
Bitches love fatalities.
Thank god that this is just an april fools joke. Otherwise, there would be a massive riot happening.
OWN A GAMING LOLZ RELATED SITE
PISS PEOPLE OFF INTENTIONALLY ON APRIL FAILS
IT'S APRIL FAILS DAY
STILL A PART OF SUPER MEET YEAR
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*Comes to site*
*Kratos, Kratos everywhere*
*Thank Khorne it's April Fails*
Also, I just remembered this day marks my first year as being a Halolz member!
Didn't see this coming at all. I fully expected April Fails Day, not April Kratos Day…
And like Super Meat Week, Kratlolz shall be extended, for great justice and/or lolz.
…I'm not the only one fearing the fact that Shawn might have been serious with the Kratos change…
am I…?
For Kratos, there is no such thing as overki-
WHY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!
WHO ASKED THIS HELL TO BEQUEATH US!??
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Where do you go after you die in hell?
Super Hell.
Dammit Kratos! Now you're moving in on Scorpion's teritory. I mean how dare you take his job!
I like how the site is supposedly called "Kratlolz," but it has a Super Meat Boy backround. Didn't think of that! DID YA SHAWN?!
And finally?
You get a copy of Superman 64.
Who says they're in Hell? I happen to know Johnny Cage does a ton of charity with his Sunglasses for the Homeless Foundation.
Hes probably rather proficient at that now.
Ah, April Fool's Day. The only day Courage Kratos seems acceptable.
The thing about Kratos, you can never kill him, so even if scorpion performs the fatality, kratos is gonna jump through time to slap his shit
Sheesh, I think Courage Kratos is funny. Sure, one or two of his memes are a bit weak but on the whole I love seeing Courage Kratos.
MK Announcer: Finish Him!
Kratos: WHO DARES COMMAND ME!