A man has needs! And Gods only fall for lies so often!
By Matt G-raffe

HAVE SEX WITH APHRODITE, LIE TO NEPHESTASUS’ FACE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 3:23 AM

(181 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)

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Marzen 101p · 730 weeks ago

OBJECTION!

There is no such Greek god as Nephestasus! His name is Hephaestus!

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4 replies · active 730 weeks ago

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Ichiinu 88p · 730 weeks ago

I was wondering about that. But I haven't played the games, so I was wondering if it was some weird rename...

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tmotom -85p · 730 weeks ago

You don't need to play the games, all you need is a semester if Greek Mythology and! Voila!

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Rocker23220 87p · 730 weeks ago

I figured Nephestasus was someone I just missed XD

(and I +1'd you tmotom, no reason to get put down for just that)

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Marzen 101p · 730 weeks ago

Well considering how Hapheaestus in Greek Mythology is Aphrodite's husband, I'm going to guess that's why Kratos lied to him about it. If he's just another god, why care? Gods sleep around all the damn time.

My objection still stands.

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TCC 105p · 730 weeks ago

I, for one, welcome our new Kratos overlord!

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 730 weeks ago

An overlord who can sex the goddess of sex and still keep the same pissed face during and afterward.

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TehHoboGawd 98p · 730 weeks ago

We need to celebrate the new Kratos meme by altering the "random" button into only showing Kratos memes... WHO'S WITH ME?

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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago

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LOLCUNO -82p · 730 weeks ago

YES. WE MUST.

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tmotom -85p · 730 weeks ago

Nooooo.... Nooo... No... I'd like to see something at least remotely funny when I press random. :P

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Annonith 104p · 730 weeks ago

Even thou I hate courage Kratos... I hate to say it but... I really find it refreshing after an unstoppable stream of Pokemon/Hat Fortress 2/Minecraft jokes. I'm sorry I really do.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 730 weeks ago

And this, my friends, is what I was warning you all about.

Shawn....you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I READ YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOK!

Now...there is only one thing left to do...*cracks knuckles and opens a meme generator* YOU WANT COURAGE KRATOS? YOU'LL GET COURAGE KRATOS SHAWN.

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Pie Row 101p · 730 weeks ago

Suddenly, Kratos memes, thousands of them.

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DrSexington 78p · 730 weeks ago

Kratos,
Kratos everywhere

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NekoKnight 107p · 730 weeks ago

You all cursed and criticized the God of War submissions, and now look what happened; Kratloz! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SHAWN!

/falls into flaming sea of courage kratos submissions
Ze goggles... zhey do nothing!!

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Azurik 94p · 730 weeks ago

I swear I will vote 5 stars on every Kratrolls submission posted today. WHO'S WITH ME?

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Cypher 71p · 730 weeks ago

ARM THE 5-STAR CANNONS

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 730 weeks ago

Its the only way to counter Trollings of this magnitude. FIRE AT WILL!

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primedawg9170 92p · 730 weeks ago

But what if Shawn gets the wrong idea and he send in more Kratlolz submissions?

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Kbman 81p · 730 weeks ago

EVERY TIME I RATE SOMETHING A 5 THE SCORE JUST GOES DOWN

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE HANDS

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tmotom -85p · 730 weeks ago

Did someone call me?!

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DrSexington 78p · 730 weeks ago

So it begins....

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RemielChibus 102p · 730 weeks ago

Aphrodite then wanted to give Kratos a makeover.

There were no survivors.

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tmotom -85p · 730 weeks ago

Yes, It is Hephaestus. Anyone with half a brain could've told you that. Or someone who has played Bioshock 1 or 2... And everyone with half a brain could tell you that God of War sucks... All it is is repetitive gameplay until you reach a bossfight that's the easiest thing in the world. At least Viva Piñata had a challenge and a little bit of replay value...

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Ichiinu 88p · 730 weeks ago

Surprisingly, Trolling the troll seems to be working against you improving your negative e-peen.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 730 weeks ago

This is going to be a loooooong April fails day...

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Fission 75p · 730 weeks ago

God DAMMIT, Handyside!

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SadFace298 92p · 730 weeks ago

isn't her husband Hephaestus? not Nephaestus....

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Corg · 730 weeks ago

Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus.

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LOLCUNO -82p · 730 weeks ago

Hey, this is already lame. :|

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Timey16 91p · 730 weeks ago

"Finally Shawn decided to make the only reasonable choice to abandon this goodam noob f4g of the Masterchief !!!!!!!!11oneeleven

pr0-g4me3r like me always no that Kratos is teh best.

I don't even played his games. I just say it, because Masterchief sucks OMG LOL!"

Now insert some lame " why PS3 is teh best" comments, followed by Posts of Xbox fanboys about the PS3 "haz no g4m3z"

well i never played Halo either, I may own a PS3 but stay faithful to the PC and (Nintendo...)

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Zyquux 103p · 730 weeks ago

Hmmm...I'm guessing this is a clever parody of the typical forum poster written in the spirit of Universal Distrust Day, so I will +1 you. I know how hard it is to intentionally write in "1337-spk".

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Ichiinu 88p · 730 weeks ago

I get the feeling that most people didn't reach the halfway point of your comment... +1 to attempt to rectify an unwarranted attack.

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DM1293 on April 1st, 2011 3:24 am

And this, my friends, is what I was warning you all about.

Shawn….you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD rel="nofollow"> I READ YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOK!

Now…there is only one thing left to do…*cracks knuckles and opens a meme generator* YOU WANT COURAGE KRATOS? YOU'LL GET COURAGE KRATOS SHAWN.
DrSexington on April 1st, 2011 3:28 am

So it begins….
Azurik on April 1st, 2011 3:30 am

I swear I will vote 5 stars on every Kratrolls submission posted today. WHO'S WITH ME?
Fission on April 1st, 2011 3:37 am

God DAMMIT, Handyside!
TCC on April 1st, 2011 3:42 am

I, for one, welcome our new Kratos overlord!
VyseRogueKing on April 1st, 2011 4:01 am

This is going to be a loooooong April fails day…
Bobomberman on April 1st, 2011 4:27 am

Suddenly, Kratos memes, thousands of them.
TehHoboGawd on April 1st, 2011 4:30 am

We need to celebrate the new Kratos meme by altering the "random" button into only showing Kratos memes… WHO'S WITH ME?
LOLCUNO on April 1st, 2011 4:47 am

Hey, this is already lame. :|
Annonith on April 1st, 2011 4:47 am

Even thou I hate courage Kratos… I hate to say it but… I really find it refreshing after an unstoppable stream of Pokemon/Hat Fortress 2/Minecraft jokes. I'm sorry I really do.
NekoKnight on April 1st, 2011 5:08 am

You all cursed and criticized the God of War submissions, and now look what happened; Kratloz! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SHAWN!

/falls into flaming sea of courage kratos submissions
Ze goggles… zhey do nothing!!
RemielChibus on April 1st, 2011 5:16 am

Aphrodite then wanted to give Kratos a makeover.

There were no survivors.
Corg on April 1st, 2011 5:27 am

Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus.
Timey16 on April 1st, 2011 5:55 am

"Finally Shawn decided to make the only reasonable choice to abandon this goodam noob f4g of the Masterchief !!!!!!!!11oneeleven

pr0-g4me3r like me always no that Kratos is teh best.

I don't even played his games. I just say it, because Masterchief sucks OMG LOL!"

Now insert some lame " why PS3 is teh best" comments, followed by Posts of Xbox fanboys about the PS3 "haz no g4m3z"

well i never played Halo either, I may own a PS3 but stay faithful to the PC and (Nintendo…)
Ichiinu on April 1st, 2011 6:06 am

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Marzen on April 1st, 2011 6:54 am

OBJECTION!

<img src="http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/ani-godot-gestures-mug.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

There is no such Greek god as Nephestasus! His name is Hephaestus!
tmotom on April 1st, 2011 9:41 am

Yes, It is Hephaestus. Anyone with half a brain could've told you that. Or someone who has played Bioshock 1 or 2… And everyone with half a brain could tell you that God of War sucks… All it is is repetitive gameplay until you reach a bossfight that's the easiest thing in the world. At least Viva Piñata had a challenge and a little bit of replay value…
Sceptilianblade on April 1st, 2011 5:17 pm

Ooh, nice combo breaker!
SadFace298 on April 2nd, 2011 12:01 am

isn't her husband Hephaestus? not Nephaestus….