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He’s here to kick ass and stand on lawns… and he’s all out of lawns!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2011 · 10:27 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (278 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Dinosaurs, Duke Nukem, Half-Life, Heavy Weapons, Left 4 Dead, Moving Violations, PC, Robots, Swordplay, Valve Software, Video Clips, Zombies

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8 replies · active 736 weeks ago
Chompski is so awesome, he did everything while both of his hands are inside his pocket

Can other heroes drive, wield a chainsaw, dual-wield guns and stab a T-Rex without using their hands?
Yeah, I don't think so
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7 replies · active 736 weeks ago
oh please i do half of that stuff before breakfast
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6 replies · active 735 weeks ago
The G is silent.

He won't be.
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I'M SORRY! I DID IT FOR AN ACHIEVEMENT! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
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I'm hoping Valve is hard at work on this now instead of Episode 3.
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4 replies · active 735 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 736 weeks ago
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CHOMPSKI!
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4 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Repo Men, Crysis 2, Duke Nukem, Gnome Chompski...

I'm calling it, Invaders Must Die goes with everything. Stand aside, Guile's Theme.
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10 replies · active 736 weeks ago
Is it ok that I'm afraid to go onto my front lawn now?
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5 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Now all it needs is a gun that has tits and is on fire...and we'll have the ultimate game.
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4 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Am I the only one who only knew this gnome from "Profound moments in Left4Dead2"?
No?
In that Case
"RAMEIREZ!!!!1!! SAVE PUPPYSKY!"
"RAMEIREZ!!1!!!! KILL THOSE ZOMBIES!"
"RAMIEREZ!11!!! BRING DVID BACK TO LIFE!"
"WHY WON'T YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!"
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Gnome's attitude while sitting on lawns: =D
Gnome's attitude while being rescued from zombies: =D
Gnome's attitude while riding t-rexes: =D
Gnome's attitude while slicing skeletons with katanas: =D

=D
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There's a special achievement if you pick up Gordon and carry him with you for the entire game.

Except, instead of putting him in a rocket, you feed him into a meat grinder. Because Karma's a bitch.
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1 reply · active 736 weeks ago
Looks like those zombies were Gnome match for Mr. Chompski.
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Cool gnomes don't look at explosions.
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1 reply · active 736 weeks ago
With Ellis as the sidekick, I'm assuming?
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4 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Gnomes.
I knew this would happen, man. I knew the magnitude of their hidden power from the start. Zombie apocalypse? Can't stop the gnomes. Dinosaurs? Victory to the gnomes. The heroes have fallen. The gnomes still stand.
Oh, how they still stand.
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I think the final battle of this game should be Gnome Chompski vs. the evil gnomes from Fable 3.
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the shot with him holding a chainsaw made me lose it.
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so why cant it be made? where are all those dedicated modders when you need them to make this? now that its been thought of and appears on the internet theres no reason someone in highschool or college cant get his buddies together and do this for no pay and only for the opportunity to put it on their resume
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"Are there any heroes left?"

I found one!
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7 replies · active 735 weeks ago
This game isn't going to be released, and you guys are gonna have to....

*glassus*

...DEAL WITH IT

*runs for his life*
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4 replies · active 735 weeks ago
inb4damnkidsgetoffmylawn
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He is going to have a tough time with calculus if he is all out of ln's.
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NEED. MOD. NOW.
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Talk about one badass 8.5 pounds.
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Kinda wish this was in Gnomeo and Juliet.
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Id deffinatley buy that game.
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