None of this was in the job description! Well, okay, some of it was… but I didn’t think the cloaking devices, haunted axes and jars of piss were actual workplace hazards!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2011 · 1:38 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Overkill, Tactical Retreat, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (51 Comments) |
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In case you're wondering, he's screaming "NEED A DISPENSER HERE!"
Bullets
:c
Bullets everywhere
There was a noticeable lack of dispensers (with regards to HoopleDoople's comment)
So you infiltrated the enemy base, ran past their sentries and spy checking pyros. You grab the intel and FAN the sniper with his back turned towards you and boink and medic-heavy combo just before he ubercharged. You duck back into the safety of your base and just before handing in the secret intel titled "sword van" to your boss, who uncloaks and backstab you? Gary Motherfucking Oak. (HE IS YOUR FATHER)
Scout is crying?
He must have seen a rainbow.
is… is that a Bomberman bomb?
We are actual workplace hazards?
GRAMMAR HOMEWRECKER
"WHERE THE HELL DID EVERYONE GO!?"
My most common reaction when caught in a similar situation
"Yo, Mommy, what's up?
Today I tried to be the best teammate: I even gave advice to Mr. Hardhat…like, a LOT of times.
Also tried to teach Mr. Fatman the gift of sharing (pleeease make him a sandvich, I think he was serious when he said he would punch out all my blood :/ ).The rest of the knuckleheads just ignored me…
…except for Mr. Spy, he treats me like a son!"
Reminds me of those letters from mom in Animal Crossing…
"Hey son!
Enjoying work? Today I planted a garden, so fun! Here's an apple…don't eat it all in one bite!
-Mom <3"
"Dear mom,
Fuck you and fuck your apple.
-Scout"
"Dear son,
Spy fucks me.
-Mom"
"Red Spy killed my Medic, mom!"
"Oh, son, you know he's just playing around."
Aftermath…
OBJECTION. this is post vanilla, scouts already been working for a while
You know this picture is like 2-3 years old… right?
But whatever… some people has not seen it yet ;)
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and mother, I hurt people.
Scout face makes me sad….
The Demoman arranged so that the Scouts first day…
*sunglasses*
…would be a BLAST.
YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
since all the good stuff is taken i reply with
this
Is it me, or does that bomb in the middle of the screen look like something the Loose Cannon would fire?