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An Angry Birds movie? What the cluck!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 11:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (131 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
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Angry Birds, Movies, Paranoia, Video Clips, Weird, Wild Animals

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You know what made me laugh the most?

"From visionary director: Michael Bay"

...not because of the "visionary" part. You know it'd be Uwe Boll who'd get his German mitts on it first.
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4 replies · active 730 weeks ago
It's a movie about buildings being destroyed and collapsing. Who'd be better than Michael Bay?
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Roland Emmerich?
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Steve the Minecraft guy?
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I question that...
There aren't enough explosions for it to be Michael Bay.
It's likely Uwe Boll in disguise!

BTW:

it's EWE Boll
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It's the ultimate showdown of two epidemics:
Bird flu VS Swine flu
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
If I recall correctly, I saw that only the birds flu.

OHMANSEEWHATIDIDTHEREISAIDFLUINSTEADOFFLEWI'MSOFUNNYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm surprised I haven't heard that before, haha, awesome!
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Oh my.. That movie really

*sunglasses*

Cracked me up...

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

...no? -_-
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
That pun hurt so bad it just might make people...

*shades*

Angry.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The birds kill themselves in the process? I guess that gibberish they say when launched translates to "ALLAH HU AKBIRD!"
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
The Falcon Almighty is their deity.
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They have no arms or legs, so they rely on FALCON SLAM!
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And you thought Hollywood actors hammed it up.
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6 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Jerks. Always pigging out at the buffet table, hogging the screen time too. They're not even kosher, what with the hollywood lifestyle. You know porking all those people can't be sanitary.

I hope I covered all the puns. We don't need more slop penned here. What, you don't like that I took all your pig-puns? Trough luck.
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quite, I can't wait to see the others squeal in despair.
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You swine, how dare you point out one I missed. Well fine. I won't bore you with the details...but if you wanna pun duel, I'm game.
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I do believe you mean boar.
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Implied puns with correct spelling still count, my glove-hatted friend.
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Come one, come all! To the latest, greatest, Punslinger contest the world has seen!
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"Impenetrable Fortresses made of wood, glass, stone. Sometime's there's dice, maybe dominoes; I don't know, it's something with numbers on it."
-Field Intelligence and Reconnaissance

Yeah, they sound like they know what they're talking about. Let's go, men!
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Am I the only one who questions why Angry Birds is so popular in the first place?
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
This could possible provide an explanation.
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I do think it has with the ability to be able to kill both the birds and the pigs, and get to smash stuff without being annoyed by PETA or angry construction workers.

Construction workers get mad...real mad...you don't want to see that.
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I'm just glad those birds aren't real, or nature would really get scary!
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
What? You dont think nature is scary enough now? Hope you can still sleep after this
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DAMN NATURE!
YOU SCARY!
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Booyah RT!
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What kind of a gamer considers the consequences of killing the birds and their feelings for the sake of some eggs?
That's almost human!
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THIS IS NOT A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE

i mean WHERE THE HELL IS WILL SMITH!
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3 replies · active 730 weeks ago
No no that's WOOOOOOOOOOO Smith! In every movie with Will Smith he has his trademarked WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I'd want a WOOOOOOOOL Smith sweater.
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Woll Smoth.
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Needs less limbs.
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"This will change modern warfare"

This is the best update ever!
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IN A WORLD
WHERE NO EGGS ARE SAFE...
ONE MAN...
WILL DO WHAT IT TAKES...
TO GET THEM BACK
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This was good... now... someone want to give it the law abiding engineer treatment? =D The girl can play the pyro =P or would that be the pyro can play the girl...
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