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Catch all 649 Pokemon, Store them all in a computer for the rest of their lives

Nah it’s cool, I have about ten or twelve that get to see the light of day occasionally. I mean I have a special bond with ALL my Pokemon! But even still 99% of them are gonna stay trapped in that virtual storage system FOREVER.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 10:39 AM 
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Advice Meme, Depressing, Nintendo, Pokémon, Strike A Pose, Too Much Free Time

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MORE ADVICE MEMES

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12 replies · active 731 weeks ago
So THAT'S why Red moved to the mountain. It's big enough for ALL his pokemon!
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7 replies · active 731 weeks ago
At least the anime averted this...
Ash left all his Pokemon to Professor Oak and he takes care of them personally

Ash is lucky that the anime Professor Oak isn't a pervert... or is he?
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10 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Slightly related note, I just finished Pokemon Black yesterday... am I the only one who was completely amazed by everything that happened at the end?

Most of the new Pokemon look a lot better than the Gen 3/4 ones, too (obviously minus the garbage bags, ice cream, and chandeliers), so I was actually very impressed by the new games.
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44 replies · active 731 weeks ago
What is a Pokemon?! Nothing but a miserable pile of data!
*throws glass of moomoo milk*
But enough talk have at you!
Cue epic battle music
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4 replies · active 731 weeks ago
You know why ten year olds go out on pokemon adventures?

It's because the bandwith of the Pokemon universe is so clogged up with pokemon they can't download porn or log onto 4chan.
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7 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Alright! I just caught the Rarest pokemon in this entire world, the stuff of thousands of legends and myths, capable of destroying this world!

...Into the box with the zubats, rattatas and magikarps you go!
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So if red caught all 649 Pokemon.... did he steal the legendaries from the other trainers? Or maybe his mountain produces action replays.
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4 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Woah, 649 Pokemon

..................

*sees related posts*



awesomeface.jpg
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But you can't store ALL of them in the computer, you have to have at least one Pokémon in your party.
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HEY!!! That's only 643/649ths true!!!

Wait a second...
*looks at post again*
egads!!! That Red is a spy!
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8 replies · active 731 weeks ago
ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ADVICE MEMES AREN'T FUNNY

KEEP POSTING ADVICE MEMES
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why is Red talking?
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3 replies · active 731 weeks ago
It's okay it's probably the same as it is inside a pokeball
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4 replies · active 731 weeks ago
CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON

DELETE THE SAVED GAME AND START A NEW ONE
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Anyone else find it kinda disturbing that the only time a pokemon is let out of a ball or computer is when it's fighting?
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2 replies · active 731 weeks ago
CATCH 649 POKEMON

ONLY USE GARCHOMP
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5 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Catch one of each of all the pokémon the world has to offer

BREED with ditto to get the opposite genders (also invite all the hotties of the world to join your "cruise")

Build Arc and have Lugia flood Earth.

Problems Noah?
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4 replies · active 731 weeks ago
CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON
WONDER WHEN THE HELL IT WILL END
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Who's at the very bottom of your PC box?

Mine would be Granbull... ugly as sin, and at least Bibarel is a nice HM slave.
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6 replies · active 731 weeks ago
He has HAL 9000 eyes. I guess this is why he'd like to store them in a computer.
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1 reply · active 731 weeks ago
No i'm pretty sure your supposed to max the stats of all 649 pokemon.
I mean thats what I always do.
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MAKE OVER 9000 MEMES

MAKE EVEN MORE
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1 reply · active 731 weeks ago
So what's the problem with that? compared to the pokeballs, that PC must a whole island of pimpin' pokemon
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Light Yagami plays Pokémon now?
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FIND FIGHTING TYPE

COUNTER WITH A PIDGIN
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15 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Of course, more advice memes. Here's one for Shawn or somethin.

Send advice meme in,
Pops up on front page next day.
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When the PC gets a virus, this happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzGWvZAd228
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I guess you could say that the trainer on this submission looks pretty

*Sunglasses*

BadASH

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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6 replies · active 731 weeks ago
...650 anyone? (#000 Victini - #649 Genesect = 650)
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Y'know what? Screw it. That's RED in the middle of that advice, and you know what else? That's an EPIC picture of Red. I forgive Shawn for the advice meme this time, JUST for that.
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FUCK!!!!

your telling me that there are like 200 more of them genetically deformed things for me to enslave and imprison?

*ruffles through box*

least i got extra pokeballs

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Team Galactic APPROVES.
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3 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Fill a Pokedex until it is a virtually a flawless encyclopedia of every known species on the planet...... never use it
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150 comments? Can't have THAT in a pokemon post. Gotta be 151. I claim this post in the name of using strength to push the fire truck after beating the elite four 75 times using only Mewtwo
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This makes it seem so wrong
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Another advice meme??
...
*bleep* it, Shawn, just give us that last Meat Month challenge.
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Catch all 649 Pokemon

Realize you have no life
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It's even better since 10% of them now seem to be, like, the gods of Pokemon.
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It's even better since 10% of them now seem to be, like, the gods of Pokemon.
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that is why man created the action replay and complete pokedex code, to keep pokemon out of that jail
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YOUOY
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Im sorry what do you mean 649 pokemon, I only know of 151.
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