SONIC BOOM!

84 Comments

1. MasterLuigi452 on March 24th, 2011 1:13 pm
   

   That's…
   That's just not right…
2. Leo E. on March 24th, 2011 1:17 pm
   

   Go home and be a mangled man.
3. Darth_Destro on March 24th, 2011 1:17 pm
   

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   You don't steal Guile's Theme.
   Why else would Guile blow up Sonic?
4. Ataeru on March 24th, 2011 1:24 pm
   

   But Guile does not use explosives to pull off a sonic boom. >_>
5. Red on March 24th, 2011 1:28 pm
   

   Then Sonic becomes a zombie and we get Sonic Unleashed II

   …OR…

   Couldn't he have done that to one of the 9001 supporting characters that we really don't need
6. vatonnage on March 24th, 2011 1:36 pm
   

   And this is why you should always have a ring with you at all times.
7. Seanhl on March 24th, 2011 2:46 pm
   

   Just gonna throw this out there rel="nofollow">
8. MasqueNoMercy on March 24th, 2011 1:48 pm
   

   alternate ending

   Guile: "…and there hasnt been a good sonic adventure since :D "
9. Deep Thought on March 24th, 2011 1:51 pm
   

   rel="nofollow">*1-up noise*
10. Red on March 24th, 2011 1:58 pm
    

    Something else:
    If Guile kills Sonic, it is implied that the latter is Guile's enemy
    And… Guile is American, so if Sonic is Guile's enemy then one can assume that Sonic is an enemy of America!!!
11. XSV225 on March 24th, 2011 2:04 pm
    

    if it were me i'd have rigged the corpse with explosives so i could've taken out that stupid fox. i consider him a greater threat than robotnik ever will be.
12. Shawn Handyside on March 24th, 2011 2:08 pm
    

    DAT BASS!

    I liked that poster, except that when you say it out loud it doesn't work at all.
13. Jimmy on March 24th, 2011 2:11 pm
    

    Just had a nostalgic moment…man, Sonic CD was a badass game…never got around to actually BEATING it though…say the ending years later LOL.
14. XPengooX64 on March 24th, 2011 2:21 pm
    

    The funny submissions on Halolz recently are really BOOMING.

    I've only seen explosive that big from the BOOMers in New Vegas.

    BOOMER! -Bill

    Those puns were hilarious. Bada bing, bada BOOM!

    Okay, I'm done now.
    -shoots self with boomstick-
15. Coodoo on March 24th, 2011 2:28 pm
    

    There's gotta be a better joke crossing Sonic with Guile.
16. Trogad0r on March 24th, 2011 2:42 pm
    

    Go home and be a meme man.
17. DM1293 on March 24th, 2011 2:46 pm
    

    *Walks In*

    *Changes Release Date of Duke Nukem from May to June 10/June 14th…with June 10 being the international release*

    …what? Nothing to to with the joke? Bah. To me, April 1st came early. I GOT TROLLED BY GEARBOX. Its time to steal myself a small plane, preferably one with those wing dealies to walk on in the event that I need to have a sword fight on them with crazy physics thrown in, and get to an international source via parachute to get me Duke Nukem Forever.

    Probably Australia. That way I can visit Yahtzee and get a first-hand look at him trolling Duke Nukem Forever in a more personal way.
18. Guppy06 on March 24th, 2011 2:47 pm
    

    No, the Sonic franchise kinda did that all by itself.
19. Kinockun on March 24th, 2011 3:17 pm
    

    Sonic went home to be a family man.
    Tails didn't like that too much by the look on his face. O.o
20. BTSnoogans on March 24th, 2011 3:48 pm
    

    "AAAARGGGGHHH!!! Sonic head for breakfast again…
21. GameboyPATH on March 24th, 2011 3:54 pm
    

    I'd argue about the phonetics of the name "Bass"

    But I won't.
22. BabyfaceBenny on March 24th, 2011 4:12 pm
    

    Would you like to have some cornflakes? WAHAHAHA!
23. SonicsmyName on March 24th, 2011 5:49 pm
    

    WHAT SICK MAN SPREAD LIES ABOUT ME!?

    D8<
24. Uzumakiclan43 on March 24th, 2011 6:01 pm
    

    Oh, Sonic isn't dead. He'll pull something crazy like Superman and come back to life after being thoroughly thrashed and then thrown down into the ground from the earth's atmosphere.
25. Funkalicous on March 24th, 2011 6:26 pm
    

    (Fire Instantly Starts)
    BISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
26. BoxeyBrown on March 24th, 2011 11:47 pm
    

    At this point he's more just putting him out of his misery…
27. Master Eraqus on March 25th, 2011 12:15 am
    

    I was literally listening to that just before I came to Halolz today.
28. DrSexington on March 25th, 2011 2:12 am
    

    There seems to be something wrong with Tails, I'm a doctor I should know *closer look* Hmmm probaly just my imagination
29. Norwegiankid on March 25th, 2011 4:57 am
    

    1. Go to a Sonic-related picture
    2. Make an overused joke about Sonic's decline in quality
    3. ???
    4. Profit!
30. kitsunechao on March 25th, 2011 5:51 am
    

    Aww, Tails's hurt, by sonic's being hurt.
31. Hatley96 on March 25th, 2011 2:38 pm
    

    Personally, I'd be overjoyed if MY Dad killed Sonic.
32. BTSnoogans on March 25th, 2011 3:24 pm
    

    Just noticed something. Does Sonic have a shoe on his tail? Or his tail and his leg switched places or something?

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