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You guys are so mean, making me post videos about Gaben’s weight and Half-Life Episode 3 delays… the man has brought us so many great games!
Still I can’t resist anything with a CSI moment and footage of 2012 spliced together. Don’t ask me why I just can’t!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2011 · 4:06 PM 
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Wait! I have a plan to save us!

thereby cushioning the impact and saving us all.
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5 replies · active 734 weeks ago
That is not Episode 3. That's an earthquake. We sell those too.
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5 replies · active 734 weeks ago
to celebrate half life 3 they will kill half of the life on earth
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Clearly a fake scenario.

We all know Half-Life 3 will never be released.

Portal 2, at least, will be.

Team Fortress 3 and Portal 3? The world may never know.

No, doesn't apply to the rule of Duke Nukem. We all KNEW that would be released. You always bet on Duke.
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3 replies · active 734 weeks ago
Gabe used Earthquake!

It's super effective!
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1 reply · active 734 weeks ago
And that children is why the Mole People fear us so.
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1 reply · active 734 weeks ago
Gabe really makes some WAVES in the video game world...
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8 replies · active 734 weeks ago
Even the Mayans knew Half Life 3 was doomed...
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Gabe Newell.
Topping both the richter scale, and his bathroom scale.
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And this is why Gabe invented Steam. So he'd never have to stand up ever again.
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We can still avoid this, but we'll need a ton of salads.
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1 reply · active 734 weeks ago
If your jumping can do more damage than someone who goes by "The Heavy", then you might have a problem.
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1 reply · active 734 weeks ago
This is why we can't have nice planets.
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Wait, if this is the future, then everybody keep making fat jokes about Gaben! He'll then delay Half-Life 3 into never releasing!!
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1 reply · active 734 weeks ago
Oh, it'll be well worth Gabe's weight... in gold.
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1 reply · active 734 weeks ago
This is good, if we keep telling Gabe = Fat jokes it will postpone the game and the earthquake!

Someone invent a gabeN fat joke machine that spouts out fat jokes every 30 minutes!
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4 replies · active 734 weeks ago
The reason HL3 is taking so long: they plan to create the conditions of HL2 in real life before hand. This is step 1.
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is it a coincidence I made a joke about this sort of thing happening earlier today on here?
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2 replies · active 734 weeks ago
To top it all off, Hell freezes over.
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6 replies · active 734 weeks ago
It is almost as bad as when two Falcon Punches collide.
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Looks like we have a.......
"puts on shades"
Heavy situation
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I upgraded to the sweet, sweet, HTML5-filled goodness of Firefox 4 and immediately yanked that vile abomination, Adobe Flash, off my systems. However, HTML5 video doesn't work with YouTube when you embed it through OBJECT tags. If you're not going to use the new IFRAME embedding code (that now pops up when you hit the "Embed" button), can you at least post a direct link to the video in the notes? Such as...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoGcfTgGBYQ
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4 replies · active 734 weeks ago
It's official, the whole "2012 Apocalypse" was just a myth. There is no force on Heaven or Earth that can get Episode 3 finished by 12/21/12.

On a side note, add these dates together:
9/11/01 - World Trade Center (Massive casualties)
+3/11/11 - Japan hit by Tsunami (Massive casualties)
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12/22/12 - Day after "apocalypse" (Everyone will presumably be dead)
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