You guys are so mean, making me post videos about Gaben’s weight and Half-Life Episode 3 delays… the man has brought us so many great games!
Still I can’t resist anything with a CSI moment and footage of 2012 spliced together. Don’t ask me why I just can’t!
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And that children is why the Mole People fear us so.
Gabe used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
Even the Mayans knew Half Life 3 was doomed…
to celebrate half life 3 they will kill half of the life on earth
We can still avoid this, but we'll need a ton of salads.
It's official, the whole "2012 Apocalypse" was just a myth. There is no force on Heaven or Earth that can get Episode 3 finished by 12/21/12.
On a side note, add these dates together:
9/11/01 -- World Trade Center (Massive casualties)
+3/11/11 -- Japan hit by Tsunami (Massive casualties)
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12/22/12 -- Day after "apocalypse" (Everyone will presumably be dead)
Oh, it'll be well worth Gabe's weight… in gold.
I upgraded to the sweet, sweet, HTML5-filled goodness of Firefox 4 and immediately yanked that vile abomination, Adobe Flash, off my systems. However, HTML5 video doesn't work with YouTube when you embed it through OBJECT tags. If you're not going to use the new IFRAME embedding code (that now pops up when you hit the "Embed" button), can you at least post a direct link to the video in the notes? Such as…
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Wait! I have a plan to save us!
<img src="http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4801973/We-Take-All-The-Money-And-Give-It-To-Gabe-Newell.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=patrick-star" alt="" width="200" height="351" />
thereby cushioning the impact and saving us all.
Gabe really makes some WAVES in the video game world…
To top it all off, Hell freezes over.
is it a coincidence I made a joke about this sort of thing happening earlier today on here?
That is not Episode 3. That's an earthquake. We sell those too.
It is almost as bad as when two Falcon Punches collide.
Gabe Newell.
Topping both the richter scale, and his bathroom scale.
rel="nofollow">I'm acting astonished!
o_o
Wait, if this is the future, then everybody keep making fat jokes about Gaben! He'll then delay Half-Life 3 into never releasing!!
If your jumping can do more damage than someone who goes by "The Heavy", then you might have a problem.
And this is why Gabe invented Steam. So he'd never have to stand up ever again.
This is good, if we keep telling Gabe = Fat jokes it will postpone the game and the earthquake!
Someone invent a gabeN fat joke machine that spouts out fat jokes every 30 minutes!
Clearly a fake scenario.
We all know Half-Life 3 will never be released.
Portal 2, at least, will be.
Team Fortress 3 and Portal 3? The world may never know.
No, doesn't apply to the rule of Duke Nukem. We all KNEW that would be released. You always bet on Duke.
The reason HL3 is taking so long: they plan to create the conditions of HL2 in real life before hand. This is step 1.
Looks like we have a…….
"puts on shades"
Heavy situation
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!