I’m installing some of these into my house when I get home! I may pass on the crusher though… that is probably not child safe!
An official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by smashpro1
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2011 · 7:02 PM
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This just proves that they don't need to "sell their product", to sell their product.
Crushers ey? Not a panel ey?
I'll take 5 of those crushers.
If the humour in Portal 2 is only half of what it is in these commercials, then it will still be a sure hit.
Now for our open panel discussion in the comments section.
Fire away.
I'll take ten.
Along with one of those crushers too.
And a couple of those robot subjects as well.
Also, could you ship me a bottle of Coke?
And make sure it's diet Coke!
KHORNE HELP YOU IF IT'S NOT DIET COKE!
…I forgot where I was going with this.
I'll buy anything that that man is selling.
Cave Johnson puts Billy Mays to shame.
With the power of Photoshop and boredom, I present to you what I was thinking when the crusher came down in that video.
<img src="http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8424/foot2p.jpg" alt="some_text">
That's not a panel. That's a foot. We sell those too.
Your money is no good here!
But, let me know when you have munny.
Wow, panels, crushers, handheld portal devices, adorable cubes, even robotic test subjects, you sell everything I need!
…what about "Episode 3", do you sell them t-*crushed*
Cave Johnson: That was a Troll, we sell them too.
Chell, who is Chell? I'm sorry no one cares about you because you have been replaced by adorable robots.
Portal 2 is an analogy for the future robot takeover of humankind.
Caught between a 3-ton spiked high-mobility platform and a flat, stationary floorspace.
Cave Johnson must be a genetically modified copy of Billy Mays… it's the only explanation for his hypnotic voice.
I'm sorry what? Too busy pre-ordering Portal 2 and some of those crushers for the neighbors and their dogs.
The only thing I can think of coming in at the end of this to make it better, is rel="nofollow">this
On the topic of crushers, they should have panel crushers, in response to the card crusher meme.
Anyone? Hello?
Only the best architects buy from Aperture Science.
It is just me or the one doing the voice is Ted Williams?
nah it sounds like J. K. Simmons, the guy who played J. Jonah Jamison in the Spiderman movies…