You know I jokingly ask for these things… not thinking you guys will come up with and send in perfectly logical answers to hypothetical post questions. I should really know you guys better by now! Do I even want to ask who The Joker would be? >_>
Submitted by J.D. Bennett and Old Man Roundo
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2011 · 1:08 AM |
Categories: Anime, Nintendo, Pokémon, Superheroes/Supervillains, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 85 Comments |
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Definitely the "older sleuth" in Pokégotham.
IMO…Snivey = Joker. Look at the smirk he has! Add some make up, a green haired wig, accentuate the whole 'fancy suit' idea behind his smugness but make it more joker-ish…Bam! Joker.
unfortunately, Mr. Freeze is a Vanillish… http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thum…
Perhaps the Joker would be Gengar?
looks more Like Gordon Freeman to me…
He'll take a page out of Scruff McGruff's book and take a bite out of crime. It's super effective against ghost-type crime.
Hurr hurr!
http://elite-15.deviantart.com/art/Insane-Zoroark…
this work for the joker?
Wait a minute….
…….ITS THE BESPECTACLED CORGI!!!
AHA!
Zoroker:
http://elite-15.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2zfjlc
I don't have anything witty to say. I just want to say that I love you fuckers. So much.
EXPRESS SURPRISE AT HAVING YOUR RHETORICAL QUESTION ANSWERED.
UNWITTINGLY POSE NEW QUESTION.
inb4crowbarjokes
<img src="http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/12/53/86/61/delibi10.png">
Killer Croc= Feraligatr
Clue Master= Alakazam
Calendar Man= Sawsbuck
Penguin: Prinplup
Bane= Machoke
Ditto= Clayface
HootHoot= Clock King
Come on folks. Let's hear more.
Why do I hear this image saying "Because I'm Nazarin?"
..and before you ask, who the Penguin is should be blatantly obvious.
Odor Sleuth!
Pose as a Pokemon team, 'cause shit just got real!
The Joker? I'd be more afraid of what Victor Zsaz would look and act like as a Pokemon.
[The Joker (Zororark) walks into Harvey Darmants's (Darminitan -- Half Normal, Half Zen,) hospital room, disguised as an Audino.]
Joker: Hi. You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and, uh…
Harvey: RACHEL!
Joker: Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's kennel. I didn't rig those voltorbs.
Harvey: Your team, your strategy!
Joker: [smirks slowly] Do I really look like a guy with a strategy? You know what I am? I'm a guy chasing Enteis. [giddy] I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. Team Plasma has strategies. The Gyms have strategies. Gordon's got strategies. They're schemers. Schemers trying to catch their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to catch things really are. So when I say… [grabs Harvey's hand, Harvey struggles a little] ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you'll know that I'm telling the truth. [starts unstrapping Harvey's wrists from one side] It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had strategies. And, uh… [starts unstrapping Harvey's other wrist] look where that got ya.
[Once Harvey's other wrist is free, he attempts to grab The Joker, the two struggle with each other until The Joker grabs a hold of Harvey's hands, moving them from side to side]
Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little strategy and turned it on itself. Look at what I did to this city with a few voltorbs and a couple of critical hits Hm? You know–you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to strategy"… even if the strategy is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get critical hit, or a truck load of soldiers will self-destruct, nobody panics, because it's all part of the strategy. But when I say that one little old mayor will be OHKOed… well, then everyone loses their minds! [lets go of Harvey's hands and pulls out a hyper beam TM, facing himself] Introduce a little trolling. [puts the TM into Harvey's hand, pressing the use button] Upset the established order, then everything becomes…flaming. [guides the TM to his own forehead, smacking his lips] I'm an agent of Trolls. Oh, and you know the thing about trolling? It's fair.
[Harvey thinks for a minute, and shows Joker the unscarred side of his coin]
Harvey: You live…
Joker: Mmm-hmm?
Harvey: [turning the coin on its scarred side] You OHKO!
Joker: Now we're talkin'!
<img src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1467/oddishjoker.jpg" /IMG>
So I guess Jynx is Mr. Freeze?
Sneasel?
That would be hilarious. Little glasses and a tiny supposed-to-be trenchcoat. Maybe a small moustache.
Love it.
Herdissionor Gordon fainted!
Herdissionor Gordon used a revive in the middle of the movie!
I slowly realized that this was a Dark Knight Reference. I had thought the glasses make him look like Gordon Freeman.
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http://0chaser.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2l5137
You don't wanna know how he got his scars
Post about Pokemon Black and White makes me happy in my pants
here ya go
<img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/268/5/0/insane_zoroark_by_elite_15-d2zfjlc.png">
so comissioner gordon is owned by a black woman?