HERDISSIONER GORDON

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1. Tadferd on March 22nd, 2011 1:15 am
   

   Definitely the "older sleuth" in Pokégotham.
2. EonofAeon on March 22nd, 2011 1:20 am
   

   IMO…Snivey = Joker. Look at the smirk he has! Add some make up, a green haired wig, accentuate the whole 'fancy suit' idea behind his smugness but make it more joker-ish…Bam! Joker.
3. CakeBard on March 22nd, 2011 1:22 am
   

   unfortunately, Mr. Freeze is a Vanillish… http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thum…
4. Dracojounin7 on March 22nd, 2011 1:28 am
   

   Perhaps the Joker would be Gengar?
5. The Real Lanthus on March 22nd, 2011 2:01 am
   

   looks more Like Gordon Freeman to me…
6. AuraMaster on March 22nd, 2011 2:02 am
   

   He'll take a page out of Scruff McGruff's book and take a bite out of crime. It's super effective against ghost-type crime.
7. Apathy Arbiter on March 22nd, 2011 2:11 am
   

   Hurr hurr!
8. CCCM89 on March 22nd, 2011 2:26 am
   

   http://elite-15.deviantart.com/art/Insane-Zoroark…

   this work for the joker?
9. DM1293 on March 22nd, 2011 2:35 am
   

   Wait a minute….

   …….ITS THE BESPECTACLED CORGI!!!

   AHA!
10. decoyltw on March 22nd, 2011 2:57 am
    

    Zoroker:
    http://elite-15.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2zfjlc
11. MexicanJuice on March 22nd, 2011 3:49 am
    

    I don't have anything witty to say. I just want to say that I love you fuckers. So much.
12. TehVortex on March 22nd, 2011 3:59 am
    

    EXPRESS SURPRISE AT HAVING YOUR RHETORICAL QUESTION ANSWERED.

    UNWITTINGLY POSE NEW QUESTION.
13. Alpar on March 22nd, 2011 5:47 am
    

    inb4crowbarjokes
14. Torndragon on March 22nd, 2011 6:06 am
    

    <img src="http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/12/53/86/61/delibi10.png"&gt;
15. Shatman on March 22nd, 2011 7:13 am
    

    Killer Croc= Feraligatr

    Clue Master= Alakazam

    Calendar Man= Sawsbuck

    Penguin: Prinplup

    Bane= Machoke

    Ditto= Clayface

    HootHoot= Clock King

    Come on folks. Let's hear more.
16. Caelun_Niveus on March 22nd, 2011 7:21 am
    

    Why do I hear this image saying "Because I'm Nazarin?"
17. Roflcopter419 on March 22nd, 2011 7:51 am
    

    ..and before you ask, who the Penguin is should be blatantly obvious.
18. WizardRex on March 22nd, 2011 8:19 am
    

    Odor Sleuth!

    Pose as a Pokemon team, 'cause shit just got real!
19. Uzumakiclan43 on March 22nd, 2011 8:28 am
    

    The Joker? I'd be more afraid of what Victor Zsaz would look and act like as a Pokemon.
20. spplmj on March 22nd, 2011 8:29 am
    

    [The Joker (Zororark) walks into Harvey Darmants's (Darminitan -- Half Normal, Half Zen,) hospital room, disguised as an Audino.]

    Joker: Hi. You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and, uh…

    Harvey: RACHEL!

    Joker: Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's kennel. I didn't rig those voltorbs.

    Harvey: Your team, your strategy!

    Joker: [smirks slowly] Do I really look like a guy with a strategy? You know what I am? I'm a guy chasing Enteis. [giddy] I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. Team Plasma has strategies. The Gyms have strategies. Gordon's got strategies. They're schemers. Schemers trying to catch their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to catch things really are. So when I say… [grabs Harvey's hand, Harvey struggles a little] ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you'll know that I'm telling the truth. [starts unstrapping Harvey's wrists from one side] It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had strategies. And, uh… [starts unstrapping Harvey's other wrist] look where that got ya.

    [Once Harvey's other wrist is free, he attempts to grab The Joker, the two struggle with each other until The Joker grabs a hold of Harvey's hands, moving them from side to side]

    Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little strategy and turned it on itself. Look at what I did to this city with a few voltorbs and a couple of critical hits Hm? You know–you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to strategy"… even if the strategy is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get critical hit, or a truck load of soldiers will self-destruct, nobody panics, because it's all part of the strategy. But when I say that one little old mayor will be OHKOed… well, then everyone loses their minds! [lets go of Harvey's hands and pulls out a hyper beam TM, facing himself] Introduce a little trolling. [puts the TM into Harvey's hand, pressing the use button] Upset the established order, then everything becomes…flaming. [guides the TM to his own forehead, smacking his lips] I'm an agent of Trolls. Oh, and you know the thing about trolling? It's fair.

    [Harvey thinks for a minute, and shows Joker the unscarred side of his coin]

    Harvey: You live…

    Joker: Mmm-hmm?

    Harvey: [turning the coin on its scarred side] You OHKO!

    Joker: Now we're talkin'!
21. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 8:34 am
    

    <img src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1467/oddishjoker.jpg&quot; /IMG>
22. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:21 am
    

    So I guess Jynx is Mr. Freeze?
    Sneasel?
23. Leon_Rios on March 22nd, 2011 1:48 pm
    

    That would be hilarious. Little glasses and a tiny supposed-to-be trenchcoat. Maybe a small moustache.

    Love it.
24. Luigi676 on March 22nd, 2011 2:10 pm
    

    Herdissionor Gordon fainted!

    Herdissionor Gordon used a revive in the middle of the movie!
25. Redzeroine on March 22nd, 2011 3:25 pm
    

    I slowly realized that this was a Dark Knight Reference. I had thought the glasses make him look like Gordon Freeman.
26. pokeg33k on March 22nd, 2011 5:13 pm
    

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27. pokeg33k on March 22nd, 2011 5:19 pm
    

    http://0chaser.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2l5137

    You don't wanna know how he got his scars
28. Vizardvalor on March 22nd, 2011 5:32 pm
    

    Post about Pokemon Black and White makes me happy in my pants
29. epicspoon on March 23rd, 2011 12:13 am
    

    here ya go
    <img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/268/5/0/insane_zoroark_by_elite_15-d2zfjlc.png"&gt;
30. dope92 on March 23rd, 2011 1:24 am
    

    so comissioner gordon is owned by a black woman?

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