I HAVE CANDY

69 Comments

1. Xifihas on March 21st, 2011 3:31 pm
   

   Don't be a pussy, this guy looks legit.
2. Angemon300 on March 21st, 2011 3:36 pm
   

   ''Follow me kids I have candy!'

   ''Are you going to give us m&m's?''

   ''Yes now let's go''

   ''And are you going to give us tootsie rolls too?''

   ''Yeah''

   ''And m&m's with toosie rolls?''

   ''And toosie rolls with m&m's?''

   ''Yessss, I have them all''

   Quoted from an old HTF fanfiction.
3. TehHoboGawd on March 21st, 2011 3:38 pm
   

   What? You don't want candy?… How about I endorse your store instead then! It'll be exclusively for you. *wink*
4. tveye on March 21st, 2011 3:39 pm
   

   ♪ I want candy! Bubblegum and taffy, skip to the sweetshop with my sweetheart Sandy! ♪
5. Uzumakiclan43 on March 21st, 2011 3:48 pm
   

   I just have one question before you do…
   Are you a BOY…
   or a GIRL?
6. Sceptilianblade on March 21st, 2011 3:49 pm
   

   Pedobear approves this submission.
7. BasketGT on March 21st, 2011 3:51 pm
   

   Commander Pedobear?
8. Trogad0r on March 21st, 2011 3:54 pm
   

   This is what candy tastes like Conrad! You like it?! rel="nofollow">( rel="nofollow">)
9. spplmj on March 21st, 2011 4:01 pm
   

   <img src="http://assets.yodawgpics.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/5882/resized/chrishansen.jpg?1267152386&quot; alt="" width="600" height="472" />
10. therandombear on March 21st, 2011 4:07 pm
    

    I'm not sure what to think…we need Ackbar to help us, he's the expert on this.
11. CakeBard on March 21st, 2011 4:10 pm
    

    Of course the only thing WE care about is if this action will get us an achievement or not.
12. Solar Boy Django on March 21st, 2011 4:13 pm
    

    OH BOY CANDY I LOVE CANDY! HE LOOKS TRUSTWORTHY TO ME!
    You don't put candy their mister! I poop from their! NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T.
13. Ichiinu on March 21st, 2011 4:18 pm
    

    The glowing scars under his face mean he's a good guy.
14. invadingduck on March 21st, 2011 4:36 pm
    

    Could you help me look for my kitty as well?
15. Smirky on March 21st, 2011 5:09 pm
    

    I'm Commander Shepard, and my milkshakes bring all the kids to the yard…*slurp*
16. Sir_Nox on March 21st, 2011 5:20 pm
    

    Mordin: Squinty eyes, knowing smile, appears to be extremely nice and yet contains inherently evil air about him, also no candy on his person, only one conclusion…*INHALE DEEPLY, CLOSE EYES AS IF CONCENTRATING*…Shepard is a Pedo-Bear.
17. Pedobear on March 21st, 2011 5:22 pm
    

    I approve this post…

    But I want the girl first.
18. Pedobear on March 21st, 2011 5:33 pm
    

    Shepard, this is MY job! Not leave me do this stuff, will you?
19. Deep Thought on March 21st, 2011 5:44 pm
    

    Rainbow Dash is always in search of more Candy Vag…
20. £cake on March 21st, 2011 5:45 pm
    

    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite submission on Halolz.
21. Jaser965 on March 21st, 2011 6:03 pm
    

    Well, he's obviously a trustworthy individual. In fact, I do believe he's a cyborg/robot if I do say so myself. And obviously the only reason a cyborg/robot would want a child is to protect the future from THE MACHINES.
22. Roflcopter419 on March 21st, 2011 6:17 pm
    

    People really need a better way to convey a joke than inappropriately used motivationals.
23. Mentlegen on March 21st, 2011 7:03 pm
    

    It could be even worse if he wasn't using Shepard's default face…

    <img src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Mass_Effect_Ugly_smile.jpg&quot; width="378" height="399">
24. Mentlegen on March 21st, 2011 7:07 pm
    

    They are in the Normandy, so If they opened the door everyone would walk the dinosaur….IN SPACE!

    And I thought walking the dinosaur couldn't get more awesome.
25. Sceptilianblade on March 21st, 2011 8:12 pm
    

    If only I had a good image editing program…
    My school's cheap.
26. k3man on March 21st, 2011 9:35 pm
    

    Look at this, like hopping into the captain's van for some candy. Heavy risk……but the priiiize..
27. Nyoron on March 21st, 2011 10:32 pm
    

    Hw must've went to the PEDOBEAR SCHOOL OF PEDOPHILES
28. Master Eraqus on March 21st, 2011 10:45 pm
    

    I'm commander Shepard and… wait, no I'm not.
29. Dr.Panda on March 22nd, 2011 12:10 am
    

    But…I'm a Diabetic…
30. GazzyW007 on March 22nd, 2011 2:13 am
    

    I'm Commander Shepard and Rohypnol is my favourite drug… anywhere I can use it.
31. Xenon_ktor on April 8th, 2011 4:16 pm
    

    good but not quite as good as the speculation as to what Tali's face looks like on the official Bioware forums
    http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index…

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