Premature Medication… it happens to the best of us! Well I mean, not me! I wouldn’t know anything about it! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
By Nik Traschev [M!NiCR!T]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 19, 2011 · 4:21 AM |
Categories: Achievement Unlocked, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Failure, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 67 Comments |
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I hope he has free health care.
Heavy turns into Hulk Hogan on the last frame, true story.
Ever since his wife left him for Demoman, its been hard on medic's work relationships
The medic can still consider himself lucky as he can always look into shifting the action to a button less likely to be aroused. Not everyone can say that about their … secondary fire.
Professor Medic Uber Charged when he heard you beat the Elite Four?
Heavy: Bah! And you question why I left you for sandvich!
Well….atleast it's not as bad when 2-3 medics are prematurely ubercharging, it's just messy after that.
"Run!! Run!! I'm coming for you!!" will never be the same.
You don't have this problem with sticky "bombs".
I have this problem. What can I say, the Pyro just makes me so hot.
Looks like someone's going to start taking ProScout!
(Cookie for the one that gets the reference!)
AAAAAAAWKWAAAAAAAARD!
There's a reason why they call secret achievements "secret", y'know. And thank god the "tip" of this Medic's weapon was a circle, instead of a curved triangle. Otherwise it would've been obvious from the start.
It seems the medic can't stop getting achievements at the most awkward of moments. http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/07/doctor-feelbad/
Look at the bright side, Medic; at least you lasted longer than Sonic.
It must be his first time as a medic.
It wouldn't be so awkward if it didn't last for a full 10 seconds.
Looks like Medic………..jumped the gun.
My fellow Medics…are you having trouble with your mediguns? Are you finding yourself ubering, kritzing, or even just being unable to "pop" your charge a mere second before dying?
I'm here to tell you there's hope. No, no, no pills, no surgeries on yourself, not even a diet change.
I'm here to tell you about Skill. Skill is a wonderful ability that allows you to control when you pop your uber onto your heavy, or your powerful kritz on your soldiers. It allows you to hold back until your ubercharge is full, and release it at the precise moment it becomes necessary for both your enjoyment.
Skill is not right for everyone. Call a doctor if you're prone to: "Yelling out cuss words", "Blaming the team for your failure", "Blaming faulty equipment", "Yelling at a man for using the cheapest weapon ever", "Prolonged Blutsauger Equip Without Use", "Lack of an Ubersaw", "Healing Spies", "Backstabs", "Crit Rockets", "Ubering Spies", or in severe cases, "Inability to Dodge" and "Age below 12" have been shown to decrease skill.
Call your local Medic to see if you qualify for Skill.
Skill. Its what will make your using your ubers…all the more special. Or just allows for jokes aside from memes. Unless my advertisement skills are a meme unto itself. In which case…
rel="nofollow"> I guess my hypocritical oath comes in handy.
This Medic should hire a Spy.
We are always willing to help them if they are interested in avoiding Ubers.
I'm looking at you Marzen….I'm looking at you…
Is that the Heavy, or John Locke?
Am I the only one who tried to get this achievement to no avail after reading this?
last pannel heavy not amused -_-
At least he doesn't have projectile disfunction.
Medic : Vas it gut for you?
*Heavy walks away*
*Medic sobs*