Premature Medication

68 Comments

1. Gamage on March 19th, 2011 4:37 am
   

   I hope he has free health care.
2. UndeadLex on March 19th, 2011 4:49 am
   

   Heavy turns into Hulk Hogan on the last frame, true story.
3. Weibbles on March 19th, 2011 4:51 am
   

   Ever since his wife left him for Demoman, its been hard on medic's work relationships
4. Jan on March 19th, 2011 5:52 am
   

   The medic can still consider himself lucky as he can always look into shifting the action to a button less likely to be aroused. Not everyone can say that about their … secondary fire.
5. NekoKnight on March 19th, 2011 4:58 am
   

   Professor Medic Uber Charged when he heard you beat the Elite Four?
6. Alpar on March 19th, 2011 5:43 am
   

   Heavy: Bah! And you question why I left you for sandvich!
7. therandombear on March 19th, 2011 5:45 am
   

   Well….atleast it's not as bad when 2-3 medics are prematurely ubercharging, it's just messy after that.
8. Trogad0r on March 19th, 2011 5:54 am
   

   "Run!! Run!! I'm coming for you!!" will never be the same.
9. Jet_Sparrow on March 19th, 2011 5:56 am
   

   You don't have this problem with sticky "bombs".
10. Jet_Sparrow on March 19th, 2011 5:57 am
    

    I have this problem. What can I say, the Pyro just makes me so hot.
11. Alfa on March 19th, 2011 9:05 am
    

    Looks like someone's going to start taking ProScout!

    (Cookie for the one that gets the reference!)
12. Shady Kitsune on March 19th, 2011 9:51 am
    

    AAAAAAAWKWAAAAAAAARD!
13. Uzumakiclan43 on March 19th, 2011 10:10 am
    

    There's a reason why they call secret achievements "secret", y'know. And thank god the "tip" of this Medic's weapon was a circle, instead of a curved triangle. Otherwise it would've been obvious from the start.
14. invadingduck on March 19th, 2011 10:17 am
    

    It seems the medic can't stop getting achievements at the most awkward of moments. http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/07/doctor-feelbad/
15. AuraMaster on March 19th, 2011 10:52 am
    

    Look at the bright side, Medic; at least you lasted longer than Sonic.
16. RoverTHX on March 19th, 2011 11:12 am
    

    It must be his first time as a medic.
17. GameboyPATH on March 19th, 2011 1:45 pm
    

    It wouldn't be so awkward if it didn't last for a full 10 seconds.
18. RickO_ on March 19th, 2011 2:22 pm
    

    Looks like Medic………..jumped the gun.
19. DM1293 on March 19th, 2011 2:39 pm
    

    My fellow Medics…are you having trouble with your mediguns? Are you finding yourself ubering, kritzing, or even just being unable to "pop" your charge a mere second before dying?

    I'm here to tell you there's hope. No, no, no pills, no surgeries on yourself, not even a diet change.

    I'm here to tell you about Skill. Skill is a wonderful ability that allows you to control when you pop your uber onto your heavy, or your powerful kritz on your soldiers. It allows you to hold back until your ubercharge is full, and release it at the precise moment it becomes necessary for both your enjoyment.

    Skill is not right for everyone. Call a doctor if you're prone to: "Yelling out cuss words", "Blaming the team for your failure", "Blaming faulty equipment", "Yelling at a man for using the cheapest weapon ever", "Prolonged Blutsauger Equip Without Use", "Lack of an Ubersaw", "Healing Spies", "Backstabs", "Crit Rockets", "Ubering Spies", or in severe cases, "Inability to Dodge" and "Age below 12" have been shown to decrease skill.

    Call your local Medic to see if you qualify for Skill.

    Skill. Its what will make your using your ubers…all the more special. Or just allows for jokes aside from memes. Unless my advertisement skills are a meme unto itself. In which case…
    rel="nofollow"> I guess my hypocritical oath comes in handy.
20. Mentlegen on March 19th, 2011 3:12 pm
    

    This Medic should hire a Spy.

    We are always willing to help them if they are interested in avoiding Ubers.
21. SadFace298 on March 20th, 2011 8:58 am
    

    I'm looking at you Marzen….I'm looking at you…
22. chuckpebble on March 20th, 2011 1:07 pm
    

    Is that the Heavy, or John Locke?
23. Nshadd2455 on March 20th, 2011 5:54 pm
    

    Am I the only one who tried to get this achievement to no avail after reading this?
24. coolsnape on March 20th, 2011 6:06 pm
    

    last pannel heavy not amused -_-
25. Dr. Wortington on March 20th, 2011 10:12 pm
    

    At least he doesn't have projectile disfunction.
26. Leon_Rios on March 21st, 2011 10:44 am
    

    Medic : Vas it gut for you?
    *Heavy walks away*
    *Medic sobs*

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