Gray Matter : HALOLZ

Oh hey look, I posted that on the "Official Halolz Should Post This" thread... it's a funny coincidence... I wonder who sent it to Shawn...

"By John Kleckner [Hejibits], submitted by Alpar"

FINALLY. ONE OF MY LONG TERM DREAMS HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED AND IT ONLY TOOK OVER A YEAR.

AM I COOL NOW? :'(

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21 replies · active 655 weeks ago

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MrRaccoon 106p · 737 weeks ago

Lol pokemon is not original anymore the new design sucks and the new pokemons are all derpy hurrrrr they're not like my voltorb look at my voltorb it looks so amazing and original! Or what about my diglet? my diglet is grea i mean how dare you compare it to the new designs
and don't you dare say otherwise because wha i say it's a fact and my opinion is better than yours! LOL GUYS AM I COOL YET?!

How did that sound? Retarded, right? If you want to make fun of a pokemon make fun of all of them. What is that? I can't compare them because they're from the first generation? Aww I'm sorry I'm insulting your first pokemon game. Oh, you would like to check those nostalgia goggles, they're a little tight

Come here with more than 600 original desings that doesn't look retarded and then we'll talk

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3 replies · active 736 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 737 weeks ago

Wait, we're allowed to submit John's comics?

Then may I please direct you to HIS ENTIRE FUCKING ARCHIVE. He's just that good.

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4 replies · active 737 weeks ago

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El_bruno 109p · 737 weeks ago

So they just mash a keyboard to come up with the names? I beg to differ.

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TheUnknownNoob 83p · 737 weeks ago

And then Ubisoft sued them for violating the patent on their unique method of story writing.

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tveye 100p · 737 weeks ago

Hilarious how everyone bashes the Gen 5 designs. Oh hey, look! There's a Voltorb, Ditto, Diglett, Poliwrath, Seel, Grimer, Krabby, and Exeggcute all just all standing inconspicuously side by side!

Such awesome and original designs! >_>

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Ashton_Anchors 74p · 737 weeks ago

It has more to it then Muk.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 737 weeks ago

Created well over 150+ some odd pokémon based on nearly every animal known to man and incorporate the concept of collecting bugs...

...forgot dolphins

NINTENDO, Y U NO ADD FLIPPER?!?

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NekoKnight 107p · 737 weeks ago

5th gen is much better than 4th. The non legendary pokemon (all 20 of them) looked like they were designed by Dr. Wiley. Tell me with a straight face that Meganaton's evolution doesn't look like a megaman virus.

Jack out- I mean, Return Lucario-man! You're no match for Torchman- I mean Magmortar!

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Zabrio 86p · 737 weeks ago

how to get views on a webcomic

Bash current gen of pokemon
???
Profit

seriously, let's see some of your "awesome" pokemon designs, sure it's a garbage bag, but it's 600+ pokemon based on objects and animals around the world, america is notorious for it's garbage problem, and our landfills are overflowing, at least in this kind of thing it wouldn't be as bad of a problem, another great thing is they at least didn't make it completely useless in battle, stop complaining unless you are willing to give an alternative design or a way to improve this one

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M4DD4WG 85p · 737 weeks ago

hey now, they've made some cool ones in B+W
i mean that werewolf pokemon?
totally original if you ask me...

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RespectfulGlove 105p · 737 weeks ago

I fucking love trash monsters.

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deleted956086 99p · 737 weeks ago

My brother called his Garboder "Garb Newell" and I did the same, and my friends did the same, and thier friends and so on and so on... We're never going to see Half Life 2 Ep3

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Comire 101p · 737 weeks ago

Easy joke to make. ¬_¬

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Dumblederp 93p · 737 weeks ago

Ok, I love the first gen as much as the next gamer, but you have to admit Seal was THE least creative pokemon to ever be.

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Ataeru 91p · 737 weeks ago

I always thought some of the new pokemon along with that one were coppied from the Earthbound/Mother series. Seriously put some of them in the games and you would not know the difference.

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deleted1502059 98p · 737 weeks ago

Well after a few hundred Pokemon, it's only natural to have a Pokeblock...

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OrionX 91p · 737 weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_zCAsSc5l0

...But I will admit that there are a couple designs that I kinda like...

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Trogad0r 90p · 737 weeks ago

Wild Penisor appeared. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HwTNO76AOw

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balmonte 91p · 737 weeks ago

At least they threw darts for the third generation..

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BasketGT 95p · 737 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure this is also where babies come from.

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Cookino 92p · 736 weeks ago

I don't get why people won't stop trash-talking the new Pokemon's designs.

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 737 weeks ago

Letters on Wheel of Fortune puzzle board:
G_R_B_D_R
Alex: Mr. Kleckner, you have control of the board.
Hejibits: I like to buy a vowel. An A and two O's.
Alex: Mr. Kleckner, you cannot do-
Hejibits: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!
Satoshi Tajiri and LittleKuriboh sit in the audience, light bulbs going off in their heads simultaneously.

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Semi-DemiFiend 70p · 737 weeks ago

this makes me wonder even more what the design for dolly the cloned sheep would look like

and also I would like to ask what would an unoriginal pokemon look like? they all look creative just somewhat silly

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Scept 100p · 737 weeks ago

Kill it with ground!
...I would, but the EPA would kill me.

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Xyxoz 86p · 737 weeks ago

Incidentally, one of these things knocked out all but one of my team before I caught it, and it is AMAZING in battle.

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sinneblade 22p · 737 weeks ago

I still don't see people's problems with the new pokemon. It's not that random. It's a garbage can. It equals poison. It's not supposed to look pretty :\ Garbage+odor=Garbodor. Simple.
That being said there are quite a few stupid designs this season, but there have been EVERY season. Pokemon is turning into a hipster game now, where everybody only likes the originals.

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Metaknight7 57p · 737 weeks ago

why does it matter what they look like anyway? you still gonna try to collect them all...

if you play that is

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 737 weeks ago

Garbodor's left arm...looks like the nozzle for a gasoline pump...you just KNOW Gas Prices are going to go up because of that.

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KZN02 92p · 737 weeks ago

Its previous evolution was a piece of Trubbish.

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spearmint64 50p · 737 weeks ago

Haha Gray Matter because it demonstrates the steadily decreasing capabilities of humans' gray, and also because Garbodor is just a steaming lump of gray matter

THREAD TITLE JUST BLOWN MAH MIND

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 737 weeks ago

I actually like Garbodor, and its name...

This comic makes me a sad panda...

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dope92 94p · 737 weeks ago

looks like this pokemon

*sunglasses*

got trashed

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 737 weeks ago

OF COURSE!!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 737 weeks ago

I believe it.

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GaryMotherFuckinOak 64p · 737 weeks ago

if it was in my party it would be automatically awesome....
BECAUSE IM GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK!!!

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Trainer_Black 92p · 737 weeks ago

This reminds me of somebody who tried to put a Muk into a Hefty trashbag and it didn't turn out to great.

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ZtheWise 30p · 711 weeks ago

If originality is the issue let me advert your attention to the following starter http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/500.shtml
(stupid Emboar, being yet another fire/fighting)

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 737 weeks ago

I know it has nothing to do with the comic but I have to ask, reputation be damned.

WHY is My Little Ponies so popular among GROWN MEN right now?

for the record im not looking down on you I just want to know how something like this happens.

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Trainer_Black 92p · 737 weeks ago

Hey! I like Trubbish.

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