The Shogun Update

88 Comments

1. k3man on March 14th, 2011 11:05 pm
   

   Well, we all know what happens next.

   The doctor makes the heavy a sandwich.
2. Angemon300 on March 14th, 2011 11:12 pm
   

   Actually, those wigs were originally used by male actors.
3. mikeorike on March 14th, 2011 11:14 pm
   

   it's funny because the medic is a nurse now
4. tveye on March 14th, 2011 11:22 pm
   

   Heavy: Doktor, ven vill you see dat it was I who slipped you dat vig…now get in da kitchen and make Heavy a SANDVICH!
5. Vabolo on March 14th, 2011 11:30 pm
   

   An acupuncture-themed needlegun? Geishagain.
6. Sceptilianblade on March 14th, 2011 11:45 pm
   

   The following is obligatory:
   Medic: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
7. Weibbles on March 14th, 2011 11:56 pm
   

   In honor of the shogun update, I give a Haiku.

   Medic sadly knows
   Valve gives him a woman's wig
   For Fanfiction ships
8. invadingduck on March 15th, 2011 12:02 am
   

   Heavy knows who wears the pants in the relationship.
9. TheTopHatKid on March 15th, 2011 12:10 am
   

   I am super-excited about half of this update and very unimpressed by the other half.

   Awesomeness;
   Demo/Soldier samurai duels
   Awesome spy mask (and possibly knife, haven't gotten a chance to try it.)

   Lameness;
   scout fan (-90% damage for mini-crits?)
   The hair
   And, to a lesser extent, the concheror (could be cool, I guess.)
10. Mentlegen on March 15th, 2011 12:37 am
    

    Meanwhile Scout and Soldier are crying at the base because they only got weapons and no hat.
11. DM1293 on March 15th, 2011 12:51 am
    

    Press your taunt key to seppuku with your ubersaw.
12. Ernac on March 15th, 2011 1:17 am
    

    Now when am I supposed to get funny hats for my armies in Shogun 2?
13. Totema on March 15th, 2011 1:29 am
    

    New law of nature: Whenever Valve releases an item pack based on a nation's culture, that nation experiences a catastrophic disaster.

    So, Valve… how about a North Korea pack? Pretty please?
14. Poor_and_Irish on March 15th, 2011 2:57 am
    

    While Engineer sits in his room playing with his measly 5 weapons and 8 hats while looking longingly at Demoman and Heavy chatting about how much great stuff they have.
15. Strike_low on March 15th, 2011 3:44 am
    

    (S)he needs to perform hara kiri now.
16. nemb94 on March 15th, 2011 5:15 am
    

    Do i smell soiled sumo diaper?
17. Alpar on March 15th, 2011 5:45 am
    

    I guess this is the closest things we'll get to a TF2 female now with this update.

    Pyro: FINALLY.
18. Marzen on March 15th, 2011 6:10 am
    

    That is one sexy medic, I'd bonk that any day o' the week.
19. Shady Kitsune on March 15th, 2011 7:14 am
    

    Real subtle Valve.
    Reaaaaaaaaaal subtle.
20. seanhl on March 15th, 2011 8:38 am
    

    rel="nofollow">Beats the Soldier's reaction
21. Grammar Berzerker on March 15th, 2011 10:52 am
    

    Hats.

    Every time I hear about TF2, I hear about those goddamn hats. Every time play TF2, people are talking about hats. Every time Valve updates TF2, they add new hats. Every time a watch a TF2 video, someone's wearing a hat. EVERY TIME HALOLZ HAS A TF2 SUBMISSION, IT'S ABOUT BLOODY HATS!

    HATS, HATS EVERYWHERE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT! I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE HAT IN EXISTENCE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
22. SadFace298 on March 15th, 2011 11:04 am
    

    Geisha wig + Blighted Beak = Nightmare fuel. I can't wait.
23. HughbertEsq on March 15th, 2011 1:59 pm
    

    Silly silly gaben…
24. Tigrr on March 16th, 2011 7:03 am
    

    Reading Heavy's comment in Heavy's voice makes this funnier xD
25. TheUnknownNoob on March 16th, 2011 2:18 pm
    

    Medic is the most unappreciated class. He's like the Luigi of TF2.

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