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Pokémon Black & White Starter Trolls

They see me trollin’, they hatin’! U MAD?
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Pokémon Black & White Starter Trolls

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2011 · 11:35 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(429 votes, average: 3.16 out of 5)

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CFW spplmj 122p · 738 weeks ago

Long ago in a distant region...
I Emboar, the flame shooting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil
but a foolish Samurott warrior, wielding a magic shell, stepped forth to oppose me.

*slash* *slash* *slash*

before the final blow was struck i tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law!
Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undue the future that is Emboar!

Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurott Jack! WATCH OUT!

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34 replies · active 736 weeks ago

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Renkin 111p · 738 weeks ago

Otter is my favorite, actually.

*massive downvotes ensue*

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16 replies · active 738 weeks ago

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XPengooX64 85p · 738 weeks ago

Oshawott is evolving!
Congratulations, your Oshawott evolved into Dewott!
Everything went better than expected. :D

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21 replies · active 737 weeks ago

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Angemon300 86p · 738 weeks ago

Snivy: More popular than most legenday pokemon.

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dope92 94p · 738 weeks ago

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Xyxoz 86p · 738 weeks ago

Don't worry Oshawott, they just haven't seen Samurot. Four legs and a sword-shell for a horn!

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16 replies · active 737 weeks ago

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deleted8824092 102p · 738 weeks ago

Great, for the rest of the next two months I'll be having to listen to people reference Black and White and having to smile and nod and pretend I know what they're talking about.

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Spencer 119p · 738 weeks ago

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

-rret.

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RespectfulGlove 105p · 738 weeks ago

I kind of wish this didn't seem so cancerous. Pokerface and Trollface seems a little forced. Captions and description didn't help much neither.

Also, from what I've seen, Oshawott is getting more love than Tepig, regardless of what we've come to know about them.

Now, where's that Occa Berry... I'm going to need it for the flames that are sure to follow.

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6 replies · active 738 weeks ago

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smashpro1 94p · 738 weeks ago

It's okay Wotter, I still love you.

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Dr.Panda 112p · 738 weeks ago

Anyone else spend like 10-30 mins deciding on a starter?

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shadykitsune 82p · 738 weeks ago

Don't mess with Revolver Oshawott!

Unless you're Solid Snivy or Tepig Boss.

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truegentleman 84p · 738 weeks ago

This disgusts me on more levels than I can describe. At least around 8.

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Tadferd 78p · 738 weeks ago

Oshawott is cute and will fuck you up with that shell. Fucking knife/shell fight pokemon.

Snivy has attitude. Too bad grass type is generally a bad type, which sucks because there are some cool grass pokemon.

Tepig, self cooking bacon? Fuck yeah!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 738 weeks ago

Always choose water starters from 1st generation all the way to the 4th gen. See oshawott...pick Snivy.

SMUGLEAF. GRASSHOLE. SMUGLORD.

WOTTER u mad?

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3 replies · active 738 weeks ago

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TCC 105p · 738 weeks ago

Oshawott's evolved form is a FUCKING SAMURAI!

U jelly?

If not he can at least turn you into mincemeat.

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Strykerblade 97p · 738 weeks ago

I hang out with a bunch of Internet trolls/gamers IRL, and if they didn't name their grass starter Smugleaf, they named it Grasshole. I know about 6 people with Smugleaves and 4 with Grassholes.

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Kevvo 86p · 738 weeks ago

OSHAWOTT
Y U NO POPULAR POKEMON?

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 738 weeks ago

In other news, I think this is the smallest number of tags I've ever seen on a Halolz article.

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sinneblade 22p · 738 weeks ago

and then it turns into a samurai, and everybody else is jelly

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GuessWho666 60p · 738 weeks ago

And yet when the dream world abilities become legal, contrary serperior will own you all.

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Nyoron 72p · 738 weeks ago

Why does everyone hate oshawott? Just wonderin'.

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 738 weeks ago

pshhh yeah these guys are cool and all, but as soon as I had the option I transfered into my pokemon black my Shaymin, my Lucario, my Espeon, my Rotom, my Dragonite, and my Slowking. We rocked the pokemon league isn't that right my little shaymie

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gomegron 75p · 738 weeks ago

Oshawott reminds me more of a Digimon evolution chain, seriously
(Tiny cute thing -> moderately small cute/cool thing -> HOLY HELL IT IS A TANK TAKEN ANIMAL FORM)

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 738 weeks ago

Oshawott kind of reminds me of Son Gohan. A sweet, innocent child who doesn't like to fight. But, get him pissed off, or endanger his family, and, well...

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 738 weeks ago

Seriously...
Who would pick a Water type starter??
Think about it.
After you get an Old Rod, you can get Magikarp or more and train them easily.
Fire type Pokemons are quite hard to find on the field if you ask me...

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spearmint64 50p · 738 weeks ago

Despite all this bad halolz publicity, Oshawott does have pretty good stats

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Lord of Chaos 81p · 738 weeks ago

Isn't it odd how Tepig's evolution is Pignite?

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Gourmet 94p · 738 weeks ago

I'm Dr. Wortington, and oshawott is my favorite starter on the citadel

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shadykitsune 82p · 738 weeks ago

If Oshawott's final evolution had just one long-ass sword, it would instantly get nicknamed "Samuroth."

And Emboar would probobly be The Emboarer since I'm already making up Final Fantasy puns.

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xxpikalexxx 75p · 738 weeks ago

I was going to pick Oshawott, because Samurott is kind of cool, and Dewott reminds me of Marshtomp. But that's when I realized I wouldn't be able to stand looking at Oshawott's pathetic face for 11 fucking levels.

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areyoumadbrother 30p · 738 weeks ago

Oh shi... what?

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MexicanJuice 85p · 738 weeks ago

Couldn't be more inaccurate if they tried

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 738 weeks ago

quick! how do i post a picture comment?

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TotalTortilla 0p · 738 weeks ago

Yeah
Except
Snivy is SHIT.
The only good thing it has going for it is speed, which is easily countered.
I like how it really ended up in reverse of how people expected it. Oshawott rapes bitches, Snivy is shit-sandwich, and Tepig just chills out in the middle like a cool kid.

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k3man 87p · 738 weeks ago

An oshawott........it's name is more or less exactly what i'd be saying in question to it's existence in general.........what???

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Comments by IntenseDebate

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Rain on March 12th, 2011 2:51 am

Meanwhile, Smugleaf evolved into Grasshole
TotalTortilla on March 13th, 2011 5:45 pm

Yeah
Except
Snivy is SHIT.
The only good thing it has going for it is speed, which is easily countered.
I like how it really ended up in reverse of how people expected it. Oshawott rapes bitches, Snivy is shit-sandwich, and Tepig just chills out in the middle like a cool kid.
dope92 on March 14th, 2011 8:33 pm

i know

there in the same boat now
Jimmy on March 15th, 2011 2:01 am

Tasty, tasty mud. Good for the pores too.
SonicsmyName on March 15th, 2011 3:13 am

>>Applaud
>>One-armed
>>mfw

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Red on March 15th, 2011 10:03 am

I have just discovered that Gigalith is only obtained by trade!!!
My poor Roggenrola, I guess it wasn't to be.
(Just got white version, my team (as of post) is:
Roggenrola (lvl 16)
Pidove (lvl 13)
Herdier (lvl 16)
Panpour (lvl 12)
Timburr (lvl 14) -- also use a Munna (lvl 11)
Snivy "Smugleaf" (lvl 15) -- holding back for an everstone)
MonocleMan22 on March 15th, 2011 9:38 pm

Sad, sad, sad… You prefered pokemon that where already trained and had nothing of a challenge to you, rather than making the new ones the same darn powerful.
Troll on March 16th, 2011 5:17 pm

You won.
Nyoron on March 16th, 2011 9:19 pm

Why does everyone hate oshawott? Just wonderin'.
SonicsmyName on March 18th, 2011 4:13 am

Anyone else find it ironic that the unsound effect for beefing up here was "Bidoof"?
SonicsmyName on March 18th, 2011 4:14 am

Ffffff…

Unwinnable by default D:
madaxman13 on March 20th, 2011 3:34 pm

Self cooking bacon: BETTER THAN MOUNTAINS!

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