[VIDEO] Team Fortress 2 – The Demo Knight

"What make's you different from us?"

"I'm wearing an unusual hat."

What makes me a good Batman?
If I were a BAD Batman, I wouldn't be the hero that Gotham needs, would I?

Who else wants him to do a Inception one but with the spy...I could see it now
Deception.

*mental image of heavy trying to get into the batmobile*

Gosh golly, can't wait till someday comes!!!

Pyro would have made a better joker. Totally rockin' the chaotic evil.

"Mrrr... hrrr... MRRHRGRR??"

"Wanna see me do a magic trick? I'm gonna make this knife... DISAPPEAR!"
*slams the knife into the pyro's back*
"Ta-da! It's... gone!"

(Okay this was delayed both by waking up late and by FRIGGIN INTENSEDEBATE BEING GLITCHED. But hey. Have a joke. NYEHEAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

"Ha ha ha ha ha..hoho..hehe..haha...and I thought MY taunts were bad."
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy heavy here crit your head off?"
"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this knife...dissapear!"
*Heavy Advances with KGB on the Spy*
*Sidestab* *Slump*
"TADA! OH...its gone...and so is your fat man. By the way, he was pretty easy to kill...you oughta know, you kritzed him."
"JAR-"
"Wait. I want to hear proposition."
"Alright...lets wind the clock into overtime here...ten minutes ago, these BLU's wouldn't dare cross you. What happened? Did your Uber wear off? You see, a guy like me..."
"Dime a Dozen Backstabbing Scumbag. Like you!"
"*Ahem* A GUY...like me...Okay look. I know why you RED's hold your...*ahem*....group capping sessions during pubtime....the Demoman. Y'see, he's out drinking during happy hour....and when its over, he's out critting your men on cap points just in the shadows..he's showing the BLU's your true insides. Scottish Resistance? Thats just the beginning. And for the Medic's so called Pyro? Its not going to work. You see, the Demoman HAS no weaknesses. When he finds him, he'll MAKE HIM HEADLESS!"
"ENOUGH! FROM THE SPY."
"Ah ah ah...lets not...blow...."*shows stickybomb vest**
"You think you can stab our Heavy and run!?"
"Yeah. Listen...here's my spray... *FYI I AM A SPY* "....Ah ah..."*waves stickybomb launcher before cloaking and running away*

Now we can look forward to the flashier but inevitably inferior sequel:

Demopan
THE MOVIE

Tony Stark would be a better fit for Demoman. Just saiyan :/

Oh they're gonnae have to glue you back together! In the Batcave!

Oh boy... Paulrus will not be happy with this...

"...I saw a child playing with a Golden Wrench the size of a tangerine"

DEAR GOD FOR THE LOVE OF HALOLZ MAKE THIS THE HIGHEST RATED SUBMISSION!

That's not right! Spies aren't supposed to use fire to kill soldiers! Spies hate fire!

That Jokers a Spy!