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Hypno's ability Insomnia prevented sleep! (comic)

Some Pokemon abilities are both a blessing AND a curse!
By Bummerdude [Rare Candy Treatment]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 9, 2011 · 11:06 AM 
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Artistic, Irony, Nintendo, Off Duty, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Weak Points

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Hypno: Can't sleep, Poochyena will eat me.
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2 replies · active 739 weeks ago
Pokemon: Inception
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33 replies · active 736 weeks ago
Snorlax: UJELLY, HYPNO?
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
HYPNO HAD SLEEP DEPRIVATION!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
HYPNO COULDNT BLACK OUT!
HYPNO REACHES FOR HANDGUN!
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6 replies · active 739 weeks ago
I see two things wrong here.

1.A good pokemon trainer trains his pokemon not to have a conscience!
2. Pokemon are meant to live in pokeballs, not houses, you can't spoil them.

This trainer has much to learn...
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
Insomnia is a common symptom of lack of exercise. Seeing as Hypno looks like he's packing on the 'ol pounds, he should try hitting the gym. I mean, its not like he hasn't tried before, of course, but those musclemon are really intimidating and probably on steroids. There are other gyms, but they tend to have a bizarre fixture on certain kinds of elements, and the gangs of staring trainers are really creepy and always trying to tell your their life story before attacking you.

He supposes he could go jogging, but those damn trainer gangs are outside too, and the only places they don't occupy are filled with monsters that attack on sight...a pokemon can't even go swimming without a death match popping up. So he sits at his computer all day watching funny videos, gaining weight and losing sleep. He doesn't know what to do, and at his salary he can't get any home-fitness stuff. One day, though, things will change. He'll be super-high level and able to destroy anything that gets in his way. He'll be boss of that gym, showing those muscle heads mind over matter. At least, that's what he's been telling himself ever since his trainer got bored and put him in storage.
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3 replies · active 736 weeks ago
So much for being "fully rested". Pokemon Center is full of lieeeees.
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
It's not Insomnia. It's just that he watched the Weeping Angels episodes of Doctor Who.
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5 replies · active 736 weeks ago
Oh, the things he must have seen to cause him to lose sleep...
I refer, of course, to the Bieber(fag) movie...

Pour soul... I'll take him to the move tutor, and get him to teach this Hypno amnesia... (by ANY means necessary)...
Maybe it'll help...
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So, Hypno saw Realistic Wobbuffet too, huh?
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Ceiling Purrloin is watching you sleep.
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2 replies · active 739 weeks ago
Hypno doesn't need to sleep...he waits.
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
On the topic of Pokemon, New Super Effective!
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4 replies · active 736 weeks ago
It is not Insomnia that keeps Hypo awake, it is regret. So many cute critters killed in battle. And for what? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!?!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA
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2 replies · active 736 weeks ago
I'm not entirely sure Hypno actually won this battle...
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
Fact: You can survive at least a month without food, but you'll die within a few weeks without sleep.
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
Jumpluff used skill swap, Jumpluff used harden, JUMPLUFF USED POUND! JUMPLUFF USED POUND! JUMPLUFF USED POUND! JUMPLUFF USED POUND!
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OBJECTION!!
Hypno and other pokemon need no sleep. They go into their pokeballs and live in their luxurious mansion within!
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2 replies · active 736 weeks ago
Gastro Acid or Simple Beam would help temporarily cure Insomnia.
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
You'd think it'd become useless to battle with after a couple of nights!
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Hypno! Use dream eater on yourself!!!
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2 replies · active 736 weeks ago
Well look on the bright side Hypno.
At least you are not getting any Nightmare.
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I feel that pain, I can tell ya.
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NO. SLEEP. TEAM. ROCKET. KILL. ME
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Hypno can't sleep? Needs more Iron.
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
Can't let you sleep now, Hypno!
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Hypno never could sleep soundly at night ever since he saw the Pokemon Ghost Curse creepypasta. He swears he can see the outline of the mystery ghost, watching. Waiting.
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