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Were you at the big Pokemon Black & White launch party in NYC over the weekend? I wasn’t, but after seeing some of the stuff they had going on there I’m starting to wish I drove down for it! For example The Presidents of the United States of America were there performing and even put together this new Pokérap style song!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 8, 2011 · 11:39 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (108 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
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Still think Weird Al did the best pokerap.
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2 replies · active 739 weeks ago
EVERYBODY POLKAMON!
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MINUS TROLL!
Deploying emergency +1's.
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What's not to like about Pokemon Racist editions? It's got the (poke)rap muzic, new pokemon, and my Black version even has a bicycle. I wonder why I can't find it in my White cartridge, though...
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5 replies · active 739 weeks ago
Meh, not much difference. I think the Cosby version has more comedic value. I must admit though, that the other one is nice too.
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I'm finding Pokemon: White Version so addictive, you may as well call me Charlie Sheen.
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
You CAN'T handle Charlie Sheen, that drug is not on sale and if you try it once you will die! He's bi-winning with his tiger blood and you know you will never be like him.

...and I just thought, Gary Motherfu**ing Oak is the Charlie Sheen of Pokémon.

And he has Raikou's blood.
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I'm sorry, but if you take Pokemon: White Version your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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And vice versa.
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This song is very CATCHy.

amirite?
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SPIKES AND STRIPES! >:U
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
And the Pigeot flies! I think that's part of a country song. Lol
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3/5/11
YES!!!! I finally caught them all! I can stop playing now.
3/6/11
WHAT NEW POKEMON GAME!!!! But I just finished catching them all.
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2 replies · active 739 weeks ago
So that's what happened to Waldo... he started a band.
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"Throh likes tossing stuff around,
Roggenrola live underground,
Scrafty's kicking can't be beat,
Little Tympole has no feet."

This is what happens to me with a fever.
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
Anyway, on with it.
"Darumaka's poop is nice and warm,
Blitzle loves its thunderstorms,
Golurk flies around real fast,
Trubbish is made of your trash."
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Zekrom is so Black and Huge.

...couldn't of said better myself.
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...

Now I want to buy the game... Thanks Halolz!
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....was Lump about to be the next song played?
WHY DID THE VIDEO STOP THERE!?
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I expected the artists to be THE presidents of the US. The only problem in that band might be that...
*Sunglasses*
...most of it would be kinda dead.
YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!BBBBBAAAAAADDDDDPUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!
(Sorry for that crappy pun, I seriously regret posting it)
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
That wasn't a pun... that was a joke.

Now had you said:
The only problem with that band is that its
*sunglasses*
*cue crickets*

This might have nothing going
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I know these guys! They sing my favorite version of "Video Killed the Radio Star!"

*looks around to see blank stares*

*sigh*
I mean. Wow. it looks like these presidents...
*puts on reading glasses*
Are the Charmanders in Chief.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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These guys got nothin' on my homie brentalfloss!
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red blue yellow
god silver crystal
ruby sapphire emerald
diamond pearl platinum
black white

gray?
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
Next: "The distinct colour of jarate"? Nope.avi, too intertextual... Wait... Is there an Pokemon game under the name God (second row on the post above)? MUST BUY!
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"I can't stop catching the mall!
I can't stop catching the mall!
I can't stop catching the mall!
I can't stop catching the mall!"
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It has nothing on the "old" pokerap though, that one is awesome. And I think Gary "motherfuckin" Oak will agree to that.
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great now i need a ds and this game.... fucking nintendo and his pokemon games with a gentleman leaf type starter
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I can't shake the feeling that I've seen the young man waving his arm at 3:02-3:04 elsewhere.....
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Wow, I cannot believe I had missed this. I literally passed this by several blocks away on my way to the Times Square Toys "R" Us that day and didn't know there was a launch event.
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Eh, nothing witty to post.

Here, have a URL.
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