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HALOLZ.com SUPER MEAT BOY WEEK

Are you a fan of Super Meat Boy? I imagine you are if you like games enough to read this site everyday! However on the off chance that you’ve been living under a rock, Super Meat Boy was one of 2010’s hottest indie games to invade the 360 and PC last summer!

And now, with their release of over 80 new FREE DLC levels on Xbox (soon on PC) we’re celebrating MEAT WEEK here on Halolz, so the few that missed out on this awesomely difficult platformer will have a chance to win some MEATY PRIZES!

Of course that doesn’t mean you have to wait to pick up a copy of the game on Xbox Live or Steam! In fact you should do so right now!

Either way, stay tuned this week for some meat-tacular stuff!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 22, 2011 · 2:25 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (76 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
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Well then. Halolz! Go play with your meat.
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago

BIG. MEATY. PRIZES.
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MY COLON CAN HARDLY WAIT! :U
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3 replies · active 740 weeks ago
(Steam chat)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011
2:50 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: Hey Shawn
2:50 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: The site seems to be rather... meaty.
2:50 AM - StacMaster-S: Yessir
2:50 AM - StacMaster-S: I installed Steak 2.0
2:50 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: tasty
2:50 AM - StacMaster-S: The site is much jucier now
2:50 AM - StacMaster-S: WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS
2:50 AM - StacMaster-S: *buzzsaws*
2:51 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: That sounded painful.
2:53 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: Does Steak 2.0 come with mashed taters and some greens?
2:53 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: A1, perhaps?
2:53 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: Some Bud, or other piss-water American beer?
2:54 AM - StacMaster-S: Nope
2:54 AM - StacMaster-S: JUST 200 LBS OF MEAT
2:54 AM - StacMaster-S: And you have to eat it all
2:54 AM - StacMaster-S: Or else we post more Kratos
2:55 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: You should post more Kratos anyway.
2:55 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: I like to watch the nerdies twitch
2:55 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: But what'll happen if I eat all the meat?
2:56 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: T-Shirt? Photo on wall? Heartattack? The disgust of several starving eastern nations?
2:57 AM - StacMaster-S: We will bury you next to my grandpapa
2:58 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: From the heart attack, presumably.
2:58 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: Or... Texas Funeral
2:59 AM - Paulrus-Keaton?: Nonetheless, quite a prize.
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5 replies · active 740 weeks ago
He's hackin' and whackin' and smackin' that meat.
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Also, I've always liked how the Halolz community has a tendency to downvote a submission, then proceed to post witty puns in the comment section anyway.
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
Sweet, too bad I have the PC version. But of course, KEYBOARD CONTROLS ARE BETTER THAN A GAMEPAD! *Rides off on a Motorcycle made of Elitism* The prophecy of the loading screen shall never come to pass!
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3 replies · active 740 weeks ago
Finally Halolz made a holiday in tribute to my manly meat
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I have a Wii, a PS3, and a Mac.

Guess I'm a vegetarian.
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God I wish I have the money to afford this game.
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Strange, I still see the old site-style...
*CTRL+F5*
Oh, I see now. And also, does "so the few that missed out on this awesomely difficult platformer will have a chance to win some MEATY PRIZES!" mean what I think it means? :D
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago
Thanks for this, Shawn. Now I think I'll actually go and finish Super Meat Boy now.
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This... looks cool. The idea of having Halolz themed for a week is awesome, especially to a game with as many pun opportunities as Super Meat Boy.
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Meat-tacular? Lame...I'm going for the meat-ionaire.
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago
Well, that came a bit out of left field. I'd like to see what will happen this week.

-WILL SUPER MEAT BOY SAVE HIS LOVELY BANDAGED BRIDE?-

-WILL DR. FETUS TEAM UP WITH WOLF, COURAGE KRATOS, AND UNTOONED KIRBY AND CONCUR THE WORLD?-

-WILL SHAWN REVEAL HIMSELF TO BE A SMALL INSECT CONTROLLING A ROBOT SUIT?-

-WILL PAULRUS EVER DO ANYTHING WORTH A DAMN?-

-IS THE SERVER STILL ON A MIC SPAM BREAK?-

Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of HALOLZ DOT COM! ......Z!!!!!
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago
excited! i love super meat boy!
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ONLINE MARKETING FTW!
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Fuck yeah meat boy
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Holy crap! I'm Robby G! I didnt think the Email was legit until he gave me the code! THANK YOU HALOLZ, IVE BEEN AFTER SUPER MEAT BOY FOR MONTHS!!!!!
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Be Shawn
1: Announce Meat Week
2: Everyone else is celebrating Zelda's 25th anniversary this week
3: Disregard 1, post Mass Effect and GTA4 submissions
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I still need to beat Super Meat Boy... I'm trying to do it only with a keyboard instead of an Xbox controller. It's much harder that way and as such I call myself a ... narcissist? I think that's the right word.
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
The rage Super Meat Boy causes me has probably shortened my life considerably.

I have no regrets.
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
As a Wii and Mac owner, any word on when I finally get to play this? Been watching this since it was announced.
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
MMMMMM meat.... (This comment brought to you by humor block and DM1293 doing the only joke I had, before me)
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Mmm, Tasty...
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Danny B proof that OverClocked ReMix is a whole lot of awesome!
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If I wasn't addicted to 6 other games right now (and one preteen girls show) I would totally buy this.
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one thing I have been wondering about for a little while now:
why is it only meatboy's right-hand side that is injured?
I mean, he has a black right eye, a bandage just above his right eye and one of his right teeth is missing, but nothing like that on the left. why?
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Of course you had to launch this THE SAME FUCKING DAY that I reppresd the visions of buzzsaws.
inb4sawssawseverywhere
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