Even on the new 3DS, there are not enough pixels in the world to make this 3 on 3 battle work without your handheld exploding.
By Danny C.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2011 · 11:36 PM |
Categories: Bad Ideas, Motivational, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon · Leave a comment () 157 Comments |
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What you don't see: six Skitty in the middle of it.
nice to see they got his size right this time. Cant see anything now, but thats a minor setback.
It looks like they had…
*Blackglasses*
a whale of a time.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
4 males and 2 females? The orgy seems a little off. I mean…where are the Skitty's?
Back in my day the largest Pokemon we had was Snorlax! And there were only 150 in total!
come build
my wailord
Looks like they took a page out of Kyogre's book and decided to create a new ocean…
throw a skitty in there.
HSOWOWOWOWOWOWA!
3rd skitty on wailord action joke in this very page but i don't care!:
This is nice and all, but 1Skitty on 5Wailords action would be best.
I can understand one wailord…BUT WHY CAN EVERY FISH STYLE POKEMON BREATHE ON LAND!?
not enough wailords for yah….than we give you MOAR WAILORDS!!!!!
kinda off topic, but did you know tepig's evolution is called pignite. I swear I heard that here first.
I'm sure God's in there somewhere. I just can't see past the Wailord ass.
My god is somewhere between wailord 1 and wailord 4. they are smothering him.
This is just an average monday-night entertainment event on the mountain
Wailord used splash. It has no effect.
*Later*
Mass flooding in Lillycove city, more at 9.
My god's over there, you just can't see him because there are six Wailords in the way.
I feel like when the game actually comes out, there should be some special commentary or sound effect when/if this happens…
WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Both trainers are violating the rules of official pokemon battles!!! Double DQ.
Yeah, well mine is the Wailord that will PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
INB4 "Can't ignore his girth"
I cant wait till they all Morph together voltron style and WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED THEY FORM…6 wailords piled onto each other.
What did you expect to happen?
"Whoa, this is heavy." "There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the amount of Wailord's on screen at once?"
Oh… my…. that poor Skitty…
I told them. I TOLD THEM triple battles was a horrible idea. But did they listen? No! They wish only to further the disgrace they have brought upon our cherished childhood series with their overflow of new, stupid looking pokemon, their non-oak professors, their characters that look like tennis instructors, their destruction of the once-cool Gary Oak (watch a new episode with him in it. Part if not all of your soul will die).
In my day…
*fake beard*
There were only 251 pokemon. And we battled with them one at a time.
And that's the way we liked it!
These youngsters don't appreciate the old ways anymore. Breaking the rules with their ugly starter pokemon and their over-complicated triple battles, and their poke-battles on motorcycles, and their legendary god pokemon!
In my day we had cool starter pokemon! We battled simple death-match battles! We rode bikes! (unless we were indoors), and our legendary pokemon were birds and dogs! And we liked it that way!
You, my brothers of halolz! We are the generation that will remember the true days of a once great franchise!
WE ARE THE TRUE POKEMON MASTERS!!!
with the new in battle animated sprites it looks more like a 6 wailord orgy…
Dat ass…
It's gonna be awkward when the Zoroark in the bunch gets busted.
Hopefully this battle is taking place outside. I doubt there are many buildings that could house such a battle.
Oh my waiLord.
did they hear about a skitty convention?
3-on-3
Skitties v. Wailords
HSOWANIT
Hot Skitty On Wailord Action Now In Threesome!!!
Where is your Neptune NOW?!?
can someone explain me the skitty?
i dont get it
*hide in a corner*
Should have said: Where is your Arceus now?
Mah Boi, get me a 3ds with a world sized screen.
Seems like Willy has to do a bit more to get free
Imagine THAT in 3-D.
I'm considering getting this just to play an online triple battle and have a team of hacked max states Arceus's and naming them in order to spell out "Where is your god now?" just for the fun of it :D
My god got frightened, and went to a corner to cry at the AWESOMENESS of this.
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YOUR DS CAN'T HANDLE PIXELS OF THAT MAGNITUDE!!!
well.. at least they put the wailords in a more rational size…
That's nothing
3v3 Joey's Rattatas ULTIMATE FUCKING PERCENTILE