Yes… Marvel vs Capcom 3 is almost out! You know what that means, more crazy crossovers and more heartbreaking disappointment! (Really? No Frank West, Mega Man or Phoenix Wright? COME ON.)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 3, 2011 · 11:47 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz? 
Oh hey, the internet is still intact after the first picture.
Phoenix Wright? In a fighting game? I'd pay to see that.
COMMENTARY!
Image #1: "HAGGAR! USE SEISMIC TOSS!"
Image #2: "I feel so… so impotent…."
Image #3: That's so adorable. And Captain America is so lucky.
Image #4: Not even Morrigon's titty-rubs can make him feel better. :(
Image #5: MAN FACE.
Image #6: "AW HELL NAW / FUCK EVERYTHING DAWG / BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP I AM DEAD"
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM I AM MAGNETO THE MASTER OF MAGNATIS-
*klung kulung*
…
You lack Discipline oh Foreign Knight!
Hey where is deadpool in all of this?
~Meanwhile~
Hey quit hogging the Pizza! Dumb-te!
~Then pass the beer ugly!
Shut it or I make you look like your Reboot!
~I wish I could make you look like yours, then you would shut up!
You don't stay after the credits do you?
Hsien ko is so much hotter than Anakaris, so I'm happy.
Besides, now that she is in the game, my dream team is complete. all my favorite Darkstalker characters. and other hot women. I like to play with girls in fighting games for some reason.
Why yes, that is Tony Stark flying at Mach 1 with sunglasses on.
Did you doubt he could do such a thing?
I don't think brentalfloss is going to like that last one very much (seeing as he is a big fan of the "Blue Bomber")
Poor Wolverine…
Inb4actuallyplaythegames
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Suddenly, piledriving MODOK doesn't seem that implausible anymore…
Ok so I never played Darkstalkers, so I have a quick question.
How is Hsien-Ko a Zombie, when her flesh is not all torn off or disfigured, and still retain intelligence instead of drooling for Brains? (or atleast thats what I think)
OBJECTION!
His OBJECTION! powers should give him a permanent spot in The Avengers, New Avengers, Dark Avengers and Secret Avengers as well as the X-Men, The Fantastic Four (they're turning into the Fantastic Three soon, OBVIOUSLY so Phoenix Wright can join them) and The Ultimates. AT THE SAME TIME.
After Mega Man 10 and its slew of joke-design bosses, I am not surprised at his reaction here. I mean, he almost had a comeback with Mega Man 9! That one had a woman! Innovation!
Here's what one of the least known Capcom fighters did to Capcom after not including him in MvC3:
<img src="http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5950/genespanking.gif" width="75%" height="75%">
BAD CAPCOM BAD! HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GOD HAND??
His name was Mega-Man. He was Blue and Cyan!
So I had to cancel my preorder the other day because I can't afford it after losing my job. And then I find out Hsien-Ko is going to be in it. Damn it to hell.
He's a Game Breaker. One OBJECTION! would KO Galaticus. It's be as easy as a flowchart!!
What are you mopping about Wolverine? She's obviously your soul mate! It's a match made in heaven!
As I said before with. No mega man, no sale from me.
That and the whole DLC a month before the game is fucking out helps me pass on this one.
Can some one tell me when Capcom turned into such greedy fucks?
Good friend Shawn Handyside, you want Phoenix Wright in TOO!?!?
*MANLY HIGH FIVE OF JUSTICE*
Poor Megaman. At least his death was swift. It must have been a spiked noose.
No Frank West?! But, He's covered wars ya know…
Poor Anakaris……
I can see it now, between Magneto and Arthur.
"Awkward: Notice how your magnetic powers have been rendered useless."
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472677…
-FINGERPOINT-
He'd attack with a briefcase of course!!! Objections, Hold It!!! (counter-attacks), and then paper slaps!!!
I dunno bout you guys, but I'm disappointed that Darkwing Duck didn't get in. Not even Chip or Dale, either!
It's like Capcom's forgetting their classics!
Wait, why is little red riding hood a playable character? (O_O) My childhood…is being manipulated by the higher ups…WTF.
Deadpool…
Everyone is screwed
Going to be bashed by the fourth wall
And that was when Mike Haggar changed his name to MIKE MOTHERF**KING HAGGAR.
I kind of agree. I think Franziska von Karma or Maya channeling dead Capcom or Marvel characters could be better.
Frank West??? Bah, Dante is better.
Megaman?Bah, Zero is better.
Phoenix Right??Bah, Wesker is better.
I heard that Zero is in there…
Wait…
If Zero is there…
How come Megaman is not there?
It's a perfect combo and Capcom is ruining that combo!!
*Please, no CCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER*
MEME BEAM!
(I actually don't know if it would be a Meme Beam, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
Here at Halolz, we liberally apply the Grammar Hammer to any poor displays of literary ability.
Iron man made me lol. I would do the same if I was in his shoes
I'm 20, what is this I don't even…?
Everyone! This page was on the first page of Eventhubs.com! A lot a Capcom fighting game fans will be showing up. I want you all on your best behavior!
I like that one panel. I imagine it would be something like this:
Morrigan: "Hey Tony *wink*"
Tony Stark: "DAT ASS…DAMN!!! I don't have any shades!!! AUUUGH!!!"
or
Morrigan: "Hey Tony *wink* Guess what?"
Tony Stark: "What?"
Morrigan: "You're too slow!!!"
Tony Stark: "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"