Mario should thank God those power-ups are stored so high up in the air… if these little jerks could reach them he’d be in a lot of trouble.
Artwork by ZeroMayhem, video by Dorkly
|
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2011 · 3:25 PM
  (196 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ... |
|
Categories: Artistic, Irony, NES, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Retro, Super Mario Bros, Teamwork, Video Clips · Leave a comment (109 Comments) |
|
Submissions are now closed, be sure to check out our new site!
Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
wow, the video is like a month or two old, I thought you would of posted it much earlier.
i know you heard this before, but have you checked your emails? I think I sent you a video from Dorkly before. :/
You could say that Koopa was
*sunglasses*
Starstruck
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
And in Super Paper Mario, a Koopa DOES get a star!
I've heard of people getting high on shrooms, but never of shrooms getting high on themselves!
But… But…
The power ups are only for Mario and Luigi!!!
Gary gets blamed for everything.
You know what I just realized? You've never seen Bowser hurt a fly, (besides Mario), and yet Mario has slaughtered millions.
So, you're jumping on turtles one day, and all of a sudden, one of them gets this:
<img src=http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/8/b/8bitbodyarmor_fullpic.jpg>
What do you do in response?
<img src=http://www.gamevain.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Super-Mario-World-funny-pic.jpg>
You up the mother-fuckin' ante, that's what you do.
I dunno, fire powers didn't help the hammer bros. too much. :/
ILLOGICAL!
The two goombas below would of have been normally been squishified.
Wait a moment, how did they even get the flower out in the first place?
And that, good sirs, is a demonstration of why you do not forget Evil Overlord Rule #6:
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them
Whats gonna work? Teamwor- *Mario comes out of no where and takes the power up*
And who ends up getting the power up?
Gary thats who.
No not Gary the Goomba
But Gary MotherEffin Oak
rel="nofollow">
Watch the whole thing if you like, but the scene two minutes in is the relevant part.
This makes no sense, Gary can't be the Goomba on the bottom's name because Gary's Girth would have lifted them straight up to the flower faster than a Pidgy flying to Pallet Town.
<img src="http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6c/178._Zombie_Shroom_Card.JPG">
Looks like the Koopa…
*sunglasses*
was shell-shocked…
*removes glasses*
when reaching for the stars…
*explosion*
and having Mario stomp away his dreams.
The idea of a goomba eating a fire flower, then randomly catching fire and running around screaming is a funny one indeed.
Stupid koopa you had the chance to kill mario and you missed it!
So, wait, if he jumps up and lands on another goomba, does said stepped on goomba not get killed?
If I were Gary (Not the Motherf***ing Oak one) I would hoist the top Goomba up to the pipe, THEN have the second stay on top of my head and jump after I jump, then the second one and first lift each other up and jump again. It's like Yoshi betrayal but without the neverending fall of doom.
They only get it in Expert mode.
Silly goombas, Gary is known for his girth, not his height
The artist for the image is ZeroMayhem on Deviantart from back in 2006. http://zeromayhem.deviantart.com/gallery/424530#/…
Someone needs to make a mod for this.
Has there ever been a sprite mod where you get to play as a goomba? I think I'd play that.