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CATCH ALL LEGENDARIES, USE THEM IN BATTLE ...NOBODY WILL NOTICE

You would think Joey would be more impressed when I whip out my Arceus… but no, he just keeps talking up his goddamn Ratatta!
By Carlos G.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2011 · 1:26 PM 
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Advice Meme, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon

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Joey's Rattata: the REAL legendary
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19 replies · active 700 weeks ago
BECOME LEAGUE CHAMPION

NO ONE RECOGNIZES YOU
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20 replies · active 744 weeks ago
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7 replies · active 745 weeks ago
It is always a bit odd...its like:

"I'm using a Pokemon that used to be worshiped as a god of destruction."

"Lets have a good match! Go Weedle!"

"..What? Really? Your doing this?"

"This will be a great match!"

"No, no kid, it really...it isn't...why..."

"Use tackle Weedle!"

*Weedle used tackle! Weedle was torn into pieces by Eldritch Abomination*

"Aw, I lost! I need to train harder"

"..right, kid, you go do that."
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12 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
Mew
Mewtwo
Entei
Raikou
Suicune
Lugia
Ho-Oh
Celebi
Regirock
Regice
Registeel
Latias
Latios
Groudon
Kyogre
Rayquaza
Jirachi
Deoxys
Uxie
Mesprit
Azelf
Dialga
Palkia
Giratina
Cresselia
Darkrai
Manaphy
Phione
Heatran
Regigigas
Shaymin
Arceus

Who should I use to beat your Ratatta, Joey? I'll let you pick.
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34 replies · active 744 weeks ago
You catch Groudon/Kyrogue in the Cave of Origin, in Sootopolis. Walk into the gym 5 mins later, no big deal!

OR...

But they will notice a bike being ridden indoors, from miles away!
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5 replies · active 744 weeks ago
"Hey, wait a minute... isn't that Arceus!? AS IN OUR GOD!? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU USING THAT IN A BATTLE YOU CHEATE-"

And nobody questions legendaries ever more.
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2 replies · active 745 weeks ago
SAVE THE WORLD FROM DESTRUCTION

NOBODY TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
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3 replies · active 745 weeks ago
...nobody else has a PokeDEX so nobody knows that these are legendaries?
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9 replies · active 745 weeks ago
And then, after beating the Elite Four, you start catching more legendaries until you have a team of lvl 100 Gods. Then you get to the Battle Frontier.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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8 replies · active 745 weeks ago
The curiouse thing is that you managed to capture, but that they where like 2 steps away from everyone and nobody tried. I mean come on Zapdos is out of a fucking POPULATED building in HGSS!
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Me: Yes! I finally caught all 493 pokemon!
Them: Sorry. There are 649 now. Go buy another game.
Me: *seizure*
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2 replies · active 745 weeks ago
666th post! It's trolling time!
666th Post
Credit to DM1293 (Told you I'd do it.)
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3 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Pfft. Why use legendaries when you have a Magikarp?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7b3bOQ6lY
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Finally someone other than me notices this! Yet i am barely noticeable...*sniffle*....
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8 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Unless it's called... Mr. Snugglekins
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6 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Gary Motherfucking Oak comes along and uses six level 9001 shinies of these:



No one calls the obvious hax.

Use one of these in rebellion:



And a 23-19 goes out, shutting down an office floor in Unova for 12 hours for detox and eye bleach.
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3 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Even they are legendaries, they still need to be healed at the nearest PokeCenter or healed by a cheap Potion, which you can also find that for free at the random place anywhere.
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Well in many scientific circles, we say legendaries are just rare animals. Hence why the Birds, Beasts, and Regis are in almost every damn region.
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Surprised no one brought up the obligatory VGcats reference yet. ArceusEXPLOSION
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Hehe. Funny

(My, god, it's my first time back here in weeks and this is the best I can come up with!?)
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Not unless your in the battle tower... Darn them!
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3 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Have you ever thought it's because you nickname your Legendaries the dumbest things...?
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
What makes me wonder more is why god doesn't cause you to explode for trying to control him.
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2 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Of course Joey keeps talking about his Ratatta. Is there any Pokemon more legendary than Joey's Ratatta? I don't think so.
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RECOGNIZE MY AWESOME ONE OF A KIND LEGENDARY THAT EVERYONE HAS!!!

Please?...
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FIGHT ONLINE

REALIZE POKEMON CENTERS HAVE INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL
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They'll get nerfed next patch anyway, that is, if Pokemon is anything like online gaming.
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brings dialga did you hear of the story about the pokemon who controled time it is huge {shows dialga} i wish we could see that legendery pokemon
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Actually in the show, someone used a legendary in the League against Ash. And got away with it too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LO0zc_fe8U ignore the music if you want and just watch. There's also the fact that this fight took place after Ash defeated Paul.
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Heh, heh... you said "whip". Wait, what's an Arceus?
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That's when you just whip out your legendary penis. THEN people will notice...
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