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Dr. Wily has invented some truly fearsome robot masters. Wood Man however was not one of them.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2011 · 6:34 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (183 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
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I bet Wily wishes that this abomination WOOD just LEAF him alone in his misery instead of throwing himself at Megaman again. Oh well, guess it's TREE times a charm...
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7 replies · active 740 weeks ago
Too good an opportunity to pass up. http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/comics/0104/...
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2 replies · active 739 weeks ago
Megaman is breaking the rules of evil villain speeches. He won't even let him finish. Jerk.
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4 replies · active 739 weeks ago
"Prepare for wood!
(And make it good)
To protect the world from Mega Man.
To make sure Wily gets his stand!
To denounce the evils of Light and Roll.
To make sure you don't get past the Level!
Wood!
Man.
Team Wily, blast off at the speed of light!
Selfdestruct now, or prepare to fight!
Oh, yeah. I'm bad."

-Woodman

As far as lame villain rhymes go, this one isn't bad.
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So you can defeat Wood Man...
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago
I saw that! You can't sneak a Gutsman's Ass by me >.>
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Well, at LEAST Dr. Wily was nice about it...(Even though he failed spectacularly...)

I think the most useless robot boss is Bubbleman. If Dr. Light originally created the first 8 robot masters to HELP humanity and then Dr. Wily branched off from that design concept, what makes Bubbleman useful? I mean, if he were called DIVERman, I'd be less skeptical but...
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago
All I could think while the music in the intro of WoodMan movie was playing was...
Wood wood wood maaaan
His on the effin roof
His WOODMAN!
Wood wood wood maaan
His heroic and aloof!
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Shooting Woodman gives me wood.
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WOODMAN 2!

This time, he's CORRUGATED, bitches!
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Anyone else catch that "The balls are inert"? Looks like Woodman is channeling Gary Oak.
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
Meh, Pharohman is still the best ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dSJN5LgsE for anyone who still don't know about awesomeness of Pharohman)
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
"I can win, I feel great!"

OHHHHHHHH, that what he says! For all these years I always heard "I can ra-"

...actually you know what nevermind.
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At least Wood Man got off better than Clown Man. He's probably better than Bubble Man too. More than anything he's probably better than Top Man.
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
I guess Shawn's Slowpoke sent in this video? How many years old is this video?
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
How many trees did he have to punch for that suit of armor?
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Wood man was incredible

...for all of 5 seconds
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago
The very definition of 'One Hit Wonder of the 80's'.
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
Yeah, we all know Woodman sucks.

BUBBLEMAN'S where it's AT, MUTHAFUCKAS!
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some1 needs to make a gif out of woodman's credit sequence
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The wood is idle.
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So, his personality is some combination of piccolo and team rocket?
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The shaft of manliness defeated by a mear Blue Baller...bomber...no i mean Baller...
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After nine years in marijuana-induced development, I hope its been worth the weight.
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did...I just see Gutsman's ass just now?
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Ancient video is ancient.
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At 1:59: BUTTSMAN!
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2 replies · active 740 weeks ago
This video gave me wood.

And from that wood, I crafted a basic pick axe and some arrows.
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