Four seconds of turbo boost certainly isn’t too exciting by today’s standards… but what can I say, they were simpler times back then!
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[VIDEO] The Excitebike Shop

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2011 · 5:14 AM

(130 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)

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Simply DA 100p · 737 weeks ago

At least they are more fun than Bikes that have panels for playing Card Games on them..

...OH CRAP, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

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PewnyPL 86p · 737 weeks ago

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

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Deep Thought 105p · 737 weeks ago

Alright boys... it looks like somebody needs to be punished...

EVERYONE STAND THE FUCK BACK!
*opens up raptor pen*

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Scone527 77p · 737 weeks ago

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

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AuraMaster 107p · 737 weeks ago

This.

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Scone527 77p · 737 weeks ago

Good answer XD

A shiny, new +1 for you

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SonicsmyName 92p · 737 weeks ago

CARD GAMES ON EXCITEBIKES!

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ZegenRuki 90p · 737 weeks ago

I summon Dark Magici--Aw, crap, the engine overheated again.

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Edeye 80p · 737 weeks ago

WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE....

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Tael 86p · 737 weeks ago

I'd say something witty, but

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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AuraMaster 107p · 737 weeks ago

There'll be peace when you are done...

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Simply DA 100p · 737 weeks ago

Lay your weary head to reeeeest....

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MC Ninja 107p · 737 weeks ago

Don't you cry no more.
*guitar riff*

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Scone527 77p · 737 weeks ago

I don't get it. 4 seconds of driving is all anyone should ever need.

5 seconds? Now that's just superfluous

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SonicsmyName 92p · 737 weeks ago

Don't he get it? The overheating IS the excitement! :D

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Spencer 119p · 737 weeks ago

inb4niggerstolemybike

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SentryGunner 76p · 737 weeks ago

He couldn't have got very far with it though

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AuraMaster 107p · 737 weeks ago

Time for my getaway! See ya, suc-- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEGobbleGobbleGobbleGobbleGobble

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 737 weeks ago

Tired of your bike being overheated?
Try rapid firing turbo button.
If you can do it, you can turbo at max speed for about good 3 minutes.
Trust me I've done it.

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Luigi676 76p · 737 weeks ago

Do they have blood on their arms?

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 737 weeks ago

ASFDASDF
There are two buttons in Excitebike; Turbo that overheats and normal gas. How long did they play before making this.
/rant

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The Pualrus 100p · 737 weeks ago

That's a good deal in today's economy. I would buy one of those bikes.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 737 weeks ago

Yeah, just cause you can't use the boost for more than four seconds lol.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 737 weeks ago

LMAO The punch line at the end was the best!!! You know...cause you can't punch it.

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The Pualrus 100p · 737 weeks ago

"And how is that exciting?"

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deathbychickens 44p · 720 weeks ago

think Every 15 Minutes, except down to 4 seconds

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smashter 90p · 737 weeks ago

Well, obviously Bungie agrees with only running for four seconds. HALO REACH REFERENCE! Spoiler alert.

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Ovahdrive 105p · 737 weeks ago

That's what she said.

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A PENIS JOKE

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Ovahdrive 105p · 737 weeks ago

Yeah, I didn't think it was funny either.

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Darkangelsv1 on January 25th, 2011 5:44 am

At least they are more fun than Bikes that have panels for playing Card Games on them..

…OH CRAP, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
SonicsmyName on January 25th, 2011 5:54 am

Don't he get it? The overheating IS the excitement! :D
Tael on January 25th, 2011 7:09 am

I'd say something witty, but

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
ovahdrive on January 25th, 2011 7:43 am

That's what she said.

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A PENIS JOKE
C__F on January 25th, 2011 8:20 am

That's a good deal in today's economy. I would buy one of those bikes.
Caelun_Niveus on January 25th, 2011 9:21 am

ASFDASDF
There are two buttons in Excitebike; Turbo that overheats and normal gas. How long did they play before making this.
/rant
Alpar on January 25th, 2011 9:22 am

inb4niggerstolemybike
Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 10:00 am

I don't get it. 4 seconds of driving is all anyone should ever need.

5 seconds? Now that's just superfluous
smashter on January 25th, 2011 10:45 am

Well, obviously Bungie agrees with only running for four seconds. HALO REACH REFERENCE! Spoiler alert.
MasterLuigi452 on January 25th, 2011 3:51 pm

Tired of your bike being overheated?
Try rapid firing turbo button.
If you can do it, you can turbo at max speed for about good 3 minutes.
Trust me I've done it.
doepker on January 25th, 2011 4:45 pm

Don't you cry no more.
*guitar riff*
Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 6:27 pm

Good answer XD

A shiny, new +1 for you
Jimmy on January 25th, 2011 6:45 pm

LMAO The punch line at the end was the best!!! You know…cause you can't punch it.
deathbychickens on May 24th, 2011 10:58 pm

think Every 15 Minutes, except down to 4 seconds