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FUCK THE POLICE

I had no idea Koopa Troopa was such a pro! Anyone who can dash boost to avoid a blue shell hit is fucking bad ass in my book!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2011 · 7:02 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (495 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Animated, Explosives, Lucky Day, Mario Kart, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Tips & Tricks, Wii

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That was one shell of a dodge
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
*Deletes comment* Y'know what? No. NO. NOOOO. This was it. This was the last bastion of all Trolls. The infallible, impossible to dodge, blue shell. And it wasn't dodged by Mario, Luigi, Wario, or anyone we gave a damn about. IT WAS DODGED BY THE VERY THING THAT SPAWNS IT. Its like Colt being shot point blank with his own revolver and not dying. Its like The Nostalgia Critic shooting himself with the gun and hitting all the terrorists. Its like a nuke that doesn't kill Albert Einstein or the men who worked on the Manhattan Project. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

*Hangs up sign that says "We Are Closed"*
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6 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Guess how many times I wanted to do that.
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8 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Kart races on motorcycles!!!!

Dammit, now I'm getting sucked in...
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16 replies · active 744 weeks ago
DODGE BLUE SHELL

THERE'S A BANANA RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
The police are quite are quite nice intelligent persons. Gumshoe aside. Insulting them won't improve your relations with not being in jail.
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12 replies · active 744 weeks ago
For this guy to learn such an advanced trick, he's quite the Troopa.
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
TURTLE POWER!

Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
Fuck The Au-Tho-Ri-Ties!
TURTLE POWER!
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
..... now do it with a lightning strike.
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Koopa Troopa once read the story of the tortise and the hare. He learned that slow and steady wins the race... But then he remembered he was a total bad ass and dash boosted his way to victory like a pro
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(something clever)
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8 replies · active 744 weeks ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws monitor*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pS9qGiINGI
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
Haters gonna hate.
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What we didn't see was the shyguy ship blasting the blue turtle shell before it could harm their koopa comrade.
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what it doesn't show is the cheep- cheep jumping out of the water, smashing into the koopa's face, causing him to veer off course and crash into a tree. This of course ends in a fiery explosion.
Then, he wakes up several hours later at a hospital ala GTA
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You listening? OK...
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'...
...I dodge shells.
*Dodges green shell* ZING!
I'm a force of speed...
*Dodges red shell* ZOOM!
If YOU had faced what 'I' had faced, you'd be in f*cking LAST!
*mushrooms past blue shell*
TURTLE POWER!
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This Koopa Troopa is in the top percentile of all Koopa Troopa!
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Missing with the blue turtle shell is pretty hard fail.
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It looks like that Koopa Troopa was...
*puts on failglasses*
a little shell-shocked.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
To paraphrase Dodgeball:

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shell!"
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Max-shell Smart: missed by THAT much.

DARN.
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I truly hate that guy. I have tried that same thing over nine-thousand times and it has never worked! Damn you turtle man! Damn you to the deepest depths of gamer hell! Where everything is made of superman 64!
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That trick right there is on the top of my "Video game tricks to do before I die" list.
Y'all can have your no scope 360 head shots, I'd like to go out having done something truly impressive.
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
Good Evening,

We want to just quickly send a nice friendly message
to uh, all the Blue Shells in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
and it goes something like this.

Fuck tha Blue Shell,
Comin straight from the underground.
Young Koopa can dodge like a bat outta hell,
And he's no toad so plumbers think,
They have the authority to kill a minority.
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It's actually simple to dodge a blue shell.
Like in this pic, you just need only one Mushroom.
When you see a Blue Shell hovering and about to strike you, then you use Mushroom to escape.
I'm sure it works on all cc.
Triple Star Ranker here.
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...He used the boost to get through.
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Call that Troopa a Pokemon cuz that Shel's gon
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Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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2 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Man... somebody really pissed off that snitch...
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I found this 20 times as epic due to the fact that the mushroom used was sitting out on the course. Anyone can hold a mushroom while in first to dodge with, but not only does he fuck the police but also held items as well.
Also...
Boost > wisely used bombs?
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Now try that at 100cc!
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
LIES!!! I saw a red mushroom on the ground!!!
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I've only managed to do that once and oh what a wonderful day that was!
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
Am I still a badass if I've done this with mushrooms before?
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Fuck the po-lice ive got a magic boosting mushroom!!!
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And with potential like that, you always wonder how Mario ends up killing hundreds of those things.
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4 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Mushrooms: Giving turtles the power to cast shell AND Protect since the late 2000's.
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
*Speachless*
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I've done that once before, "pats self on back"
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They see me rolln'.
They haten'.
Patroln' always try to catch me koopin' dirty.
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I would sh!t br!cks and punch someone if that happen while I was racing them!
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I see him rolling.
*launch, miss*
I hating...
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That ain't Falco.
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I have done that before... oh... so you know... HHHHAAAAXXXX!!!!!!!!!!
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must...say...something...funny...and...memy
cant...think...of...anything...funny...and...memey...
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2 replies · active 744 weeks ago
What people don't know is that's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK in disguise.
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does that work on Mario Kart 7?
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