They can evolve up to two times in a single lifetime… but god forbid my bird type Pokémon learn to fly on it’s own! Nature in Kanto is weird!
By Bob McPhee
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 18, 2011 · 11:44 AM
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*taps papers on desk*
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Run into pokemon swimming in the water while surfing, and fishing. Catch them and they suddenly can't swim….. WTF
Well, they actually can. The Hidden Machines that teach "Fly" and "Surf" actually teach the Pokémon to do things they normally do, with the addition of carrying their lazy-ass trainers. Because we all know you can't swim at the beach in Slateport city!
You know what, Oak? Since your Motherfucking grandson can fly on a Spearow, Lemonade costs 300 cash, and you're showing my mother balls, when I'm adventuring, I stopped caring for logic in this world.
*SURF
I suck harder than Magikarp and I'm sorry! :'('''''
*Surf
*Quadruple weakness to water
*AIM FOR THE HORN!
Also, my face might just suddenly change in the next moments. WITNESS MY TRUE FORM! WITNESS IT! >:O
Scyther, use fly!
*Scyther cannot learn fly*
*sees gary oak flying on a doduo*
What the hell
Those Pokemans are robots I tell you! ROBOTS!
Man made weapons to take over the world..
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Well, to be fair, Salamance and Rayquaza can learn Fly naturally…
Perhaps the HMs are teaching the Pokemon to carry trainers instead of dropping them?
Catch a fish Pokemon
Use them to fight on dry land
OBJECTION! In Heart Gold and Soul Silver, you can catch a wild Goldeen that naturally knows Waterfall. At level 20.
And I like to see a MissingNo. being taught a move this way without the TM being corrupted.
Obtain TM.
Don't backup the fucking CD.
Destroy CD after one use.
*takes pokemon to move deleter"
Yeah, can you make my slowbro forget surf?
And how about Amnesia while you're at it?
Pikachu has learned WALK!
Delete old move?
>Yes
Which move would you like to delete?
>Breathing
I wonder what the TMs and HMs would do if they were put on blu-ray DVDs…….a man can dream.
Okay here is the question:
Let's assume the Pokemons are robots and they can learn new moves from CD's.
Cool. Now since not all Pokemons can learn all moves let's assume TM's and HM's are different programs written for different operating systems, so some Pokemons are Windows, some Linux and some Mac based or/and they have different hardware setting and some programs just won't "run" on different Pokemons.
Now the question is: What kind of freak of nature/robotic Mew is that he can learn EVERY KIND OF HM's and TM's?
…wow Louis was right, these peels are awesome…
Don't question it. Just make sure your pikachu's balloons don't pop or we're all screwed.
My theory is that pokemon eat TMs. They gain the powers in them by doing so. That's why you can only use them once.
You don't want to know why the HMs are able to work more than once.
So…exactly where do you put the CDs in…
Eww…the water suddenly got warmer…
And…comic:
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Fighting on the sea
A wild Gyarados appears
Trainer: I choose you, Snorlax!
*Snorlax drowns*
Trainer: What have I done?!
Oak: There's a time and place for everything…
Which means it obviously can't be true.
That. Explains. EVERYTHING!
The reason a Pokemon will blindly follow a ten-year-old, who is usually smaller than the Pokemon, into a battle to the weary (see: death) with other ten-year-olds! It believes the ten-year-old is it's mother/father! They're the perfect slaves! It makes perfect sense! It also explains why GOD will also follow said ten-year-old, so bonus points for that, Red!
If a pikachu you get from that one pokemon game for wii knows surf, what is wrong with it…?
Like a G6?
WTF indeed oak…
Would have been funnier without the ….WTF at the end (that should be MY reaction…not his), I'll just pretend it's not there though :D
Already done amazingly. Magikarp use HYPER BEAM!!!! trololololololol.
Wait, wait, wait… Those were CDs in pokeman?
They also can't walk past/around tiny sapling trees, and making eye contact is a crime punishable by battles. ALSO:
"Oh noes, you beat all my Pokemans.
HERE TAKE ALL MY MONEY HURR."
Pokemon = No Sense Makes
Who's this candlejack guy? is he famo
Teach your pokemon dive.
You can suddenly breathe underwater.
that explain why golem refuses to use rollout. What are you gonna do with a body like that!?
"rocks fall everyone dies"
you guys hear that voice? I could have sworn that somebody had just said tha-
Don't tell that to Ash.
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