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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 7, 2011 · 1:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (139 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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Bionic Commando, Capcom, Playstation, Strike A Pose, TV Shows, Xbox 360

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You know...I found this humorous, not for the caption, but for the fact that Capcom was responsible for the Harvey Birdman game.
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2 replies · active 747 weeks ago
Hah shit I forgot about that!
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Shawn are you on some sort of forgetfulness trip that somehow loops around and becomes unintentional awesomeness? Cause if you are, keep that up. *Hands over a +1* Its working insanely well.
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Anyone else read this in Stephen Colbert's voice from Harvey Birdman?

Gosh I miss that show...
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9 replies · active 747 weeks ago
I am now imagining Stephen Colbert AS a Bionic Commando.

This is the newest best thing ever.
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Watch out bears; Bionic Colbert's gonna put you on notice.
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You did, and that's why you lost the game.
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Of course we did. I also would do an obligatory "BIONIC GRAPPLING ARMS ON LAWYERS" joke too. But that'd just be silly.
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BIONIC GRAPPLING ARMS ON LAWYERS?!
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Cybernetic enhancement limbs on defense attorneys!?
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BIONIC GRAPPLING ARMS ON MOTORCYCLES!
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BIONIC GRAPPLING ARMS ON LAWYERS???
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Silly DM. Bionic grappling arms on laywers are for kids.
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Who wants a moustache ride?

Ha-Ha! Super Troopers.
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Ha-Ha! Commando.
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General Sabio: Hey Nathan, Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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HA! HA! Multiple Entente!
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...bionic arms with a grappling hook feature would make Phoenix Wright the most badass lawyer ever...
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4 replies · active 747 weeks ago
OBJECTION!

* Shoots out grappling hook *

Ouch! MY EYE!
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Or in the case of accidental groping...

HA HA! Rassment.
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shit he does have phoenix wright hair doesnt he?

+1 for phoenix wright hair :D
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OBJECTION!

* hook shoots out *

OUCH MY EYE!

hmm? dubble post much? srry
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Dat Moustache
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HARVEY GET IN HERE!
I want you to meet my cousin.
I've grafted a gargantuan grappling hook where he lost his glorious arm.
He's a hero a deserves to be treated as such!
Also he had a bit off an accident and crushed a couple...dozen of men's spines, but in the name of FREEDOM.
I ask you whats this world coming to when great American heroes are prosecuted by the very laws they defend. Anyways, I want you to put a case together while we're gone.
Going try our luck on the Canadian border just in case YOU screw up and we need a quick escape.
*Jump Through window*
Ha ha...Canadians
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Hey lady, I need a yank.

Ha ha!...dislocation
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Ha ha... noses on dowels.
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Ha Ha! Bi... onic commando
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Harvey Birdman: one of the best adult swim comedies right next to venture bros and the boondocks

the rest is pretty much crap in my opinion
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7 replies · active 746 weeks ago
You dare insult King of the Hill in my presence?
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inb4youmustdie
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Boondocks wasn't good. And adult swim has tons of great shows. Sealab 2021, Robot chicken, Aqua teen hunger force, Frisky dingo was awesome, Lucy, daughter of the devil and Moral oral.
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Ha ha! Oral.
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to me some shows need extra help, if you know what i mean
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I don't think shows can get erectile dysfunction.
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Don't make me go Colonel H. Stinkmeaner on you, Gamage,
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AND THUS AN IMAGE MACRO IS BORN!
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1 reply · active 747 weeks ago
Ha! Ha! Macro.
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He is Tarzan to your Jane.
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Ha-Ha! Sexual innuendo!
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