Oh dear, I seem to have been assimilated by a crustationesque extraterrestrial parasite! Poor form indeed, quite right.
Artwork by ChemicalAlia, captioned by Puflwiz

I Say old chap

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 30, 2010 · 11:34 AM

(212 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)

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Lordshadow 97p · 748 weeks ago

At first view, the hair curls looked like eyes. I have nothing else to say except

HEAD CRABS ON GENTLEMEN!!

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DustyScoot 69p · 748 weeks ago

HEAD CRABS ON GENTLEMEN?!

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CFW spplmj 122p · 748 weeks ago

Cranium consuming crustaceans attached to men of higher stature?!

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GameboyPATH 106p · 748 weeks ago

ADJECTIVE NOUN ON OTHER NOUN!!

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Jade Catima 91p · 748 weeks ago

+1's on comment boxes!

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Deep Thought 105p · 748 weeks ago

+1's on comment boxes!

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 748 weeks ago

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS ON "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES" REFERENCES!!

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Discord 92p · 748 weeks ago

Since the combo is now dead and moot-
psh, yeah right.

Anyway, quick question: how do you attach a link to a word so that when you click on the word, it opens the link?

This just in:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS ON MOTORCYCLES.

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Zyquux 103p · 748 weeks ago

<a_href="[URL]">TEXT HERE</_a>
Remove the second underscore and replace the first with a space.

INSTRUCTIONS ON LINKS!

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Twilizer 77p · 748 weeks ago

FRISBEE GAMES ON LIGHT CYCLES!

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

Mentlegen on Headcrabs?

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Coodoo 93p · 748 weeks ago

This is... Outstanding! I don't think you guys appreciate this. I think you guys just look at each submission as a little game to see who can get the most +1's. Please. Forget our E-peens. And take a gander at the marvel that is this glorious picture.

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 748 weeks ago

He knows too much. Take him out boys.

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

Shall i call SWAT, FBI or Freeman?

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primedawg9170 92p · 748 weeks ago

call all of them, and you might need to ring captain falcon too, just in case.

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

Ummm I dont have his number.

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Marzen 101p · 748 weeks ago

That's nonsense my good sir, I mean I-

Wait, someone wants to +1 me?! :D *poses sexily*

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Jade Catima 91p · 748 weeks ago

The money is now E-Peen.

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Tael 86p · 748 weeks ago

I'm on a horse.

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primedawg9170 92p · 748 weeks ago

*plays badass tune that will stay with you forever*

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chuckpebble 94p · 748 weeks ago

Obscenely large hand behind text reminded me of possibly my favorite episode of "King of Queens"

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Zabrio 86p · 748 weeks ago

Even dead and a zombie, he is probably richer then me......

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 748 weeks ago

*Cues commercial music*

Having financial troubles? Tired of that zombie down the street having more money than you? Want to show the MAN who's boss? Well now you can! With our new and improved "Crowbar!" Yes with our patented design and team of MIT scientists working round the clock, we have come up with the most comfortable, aerodynamically designed piece of prying metal around!

Yes now with its sleek new colorations! Hotrod Red! Jet Black! Steel Grey! And a custom "Brain Dawgs Blue" for the ladies. Don't believe me? Just listen to this testimonial!

"......, .........? ......., ............. ..........., ..........! ............!!! .............*thumbs up*"

And he's not just a buyer, he's one of the men who designed it! And used it to save the world!

How much would we charge for this product? 2000? 3000? Maybe even 16000? No! For just ten easy payments of 900 dollars and ten cents, you too can own this amazingly stylish piece of bashing metal! No more rich zombie neighbors telling YOU what to do!

Call now! (1-800-WE-SCAM-U)

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Darth_Destro 93p · 748 weeks ago

*Picks up phone and begins to dial*

......wait a minute. Something's not right here. What is it? $900.10 x 10 payments?..... Oh, my god! They don't have it in yellow!

*slams phone back down*

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

I'LL TAKE 20!

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 748 weeks ago

*Spins pen* Alright thats 19 in hazmat orange and 1 in classic hotrod red...y'want pistols with that?

*looks over shoulder* Hrm? One second sir. *clack*

BARNEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP GIVING HIM FREEBIES! ....I DON'T CARE IF HE'S TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD! WE GOT DUKE NUKEM FOR THAT NEXT YEAR! .......HIS LEASE IS UP ANYWAY, G-MAN PUT A HOLD ON HALF LIFE 3! ......SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING A REALLY STUPID LOOKING MASTERMIND FOR COMBINE! ........YEAH, YOU'LL GET COMPENSATED WITH THE MODIFICATIONS FOR BLACK MESA WHEN THAT GETS DONE. *Picks up phone* So anyway....

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

Yes sir. Do you take cash?

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Spencer 119p · 748 weeks ago

Daresay old chap, there's a cranium feeding multi-pedal extraterrestrial feeding on thy will.

Allow me to take measurements and resolve it with my edged-metal cutting bar of justice.

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

DO IT! http://chemicalalia.deviantart.com/#/d33cpub
I PROMISED HER I WILL TURN IT INTO A MEME!

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CakeBard 88p · 748 weeks ago

Of course this is the post translation of what this possessed gentleman is saying; Evidently, his intended words without the assistance of a translator would read something like, " SCCCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" as he tries to inquiry on the state of his cranial health.

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XPengooX64 85p · 748 weeks ago

Pardon me sir, but it seems your hat is wearing a wi- oh, dear, sir. Your hat appears to be movi-
OH SWEET MOTHER OF POLITENESS WHAT IS THAT?
*drops monicle*

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DarthShadow91 97p · 748 weeks ago

On a somewhat related note......

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 748 weeks ago

I C WHAT U DID THAR.

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Delta M.R.-59 55p · 748 weeks ago

No, no, you're perfectly fine... please don't eat me.

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

But if he were to eat you he would allow his chef to prepare you. You will take a nice hot bath with spices lathered in your hair and body. making you delicious. I'm hungry now

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Zyquux 103p · 748 weeks ago

Don't worry, he's a humanitarian.

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 748 weeks ago

Oh, you had to link to TV Tropes didn't you? *spends the next 3 months randomly clicking links*

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 748 weeks ago

When the enemies transform themselves into gentlemen, the lines of comrades shall blur and we shall not have a clear concept of who to lay our lengthly pieces of prying metal to.

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KamikazeGible 86p · 748 weeks ago

Um, sir? You've got something on your face. Right there.

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 748 weeks ago

Yabba? YOUR icing? I say!

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Tael 86p · 748 weeks ago

Anyway, how are the wife and kids doing?

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Kichwa Tembo 112p · 748 weeks ago

Quite a nightmarish image, if I do say so.

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Luigi676 76p · 748 weeks ago

Gordon, be fully aware of the cranial creatures who exert a sexual motion upon thine's head.

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Puflwiz 51p · 748 weeks ago

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Nyoron 72p · 748 weeks ago

I daresay i do believe that i have a creature of parasitic stature upon my powdered wig. He thinks that thine head is his humble abode.

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TheLoneLemon 64p · 748 weeks ago

I do believe there is a parasitic creature on top of my head.

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KitchwaTembo on December 30th, 2010 11:44 am

Quite a nightmarish image, if I do say so.
Alpar on December 30th, 2010 11:51 am

Daresay old chap, there's a cranium feeding multi-pedal extraterrestrial feeding on thy will.

Allow me to take measurements and resolve it with my edged-metal cutting bar of justice.
Coodoo on December 30th, 2010 11:51 am

This is… Outstanding! I don't think you guys appreciate this. I think you guys just look at each submission as a little game to see who can get the most +1's. Please. Forget our E-peens. And take a gander at the marvel that is this glorious picture.
Lordshadow on December 30th, 2010 11:52 am

At first view, the hair curls looked like eyes. I have nothing else to say except

HEAD CRABS ON GENTLEMEN!!
chuckpebble on December 30th, 2010 12:00 pm

Obscenely large hand behind text reminded me of possibly my favorite episode of "King of Queens"

<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_WzqzAVZnFBI/TRy6RKq7F4I/AAAAAAAAYPU/9Gtv_VZwaYo/s800/Fullscreen%20capture%2012302010%20115745%20AM.bmp.jpg">
Totema on December 30th, 2010 12:19 pm

Yabba? YOUR icing? I say!
Zabrio on December 30th, 2010 12:24 pm

Even dead and a zombie, he is probably richer then me……
CakeBard on December 30th, 2010 12:34 pm

Of course this is the post translation of what this possessed gentleman is saying; Evidently, his intended words without the assistance of a translator would read something like, " SCCCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" as he tries to inquiry on the state of his cranial health.
KamikazeGible on December 30th, 2010 3:30 pm

Um, sir? You've got something on your face. Right there.
DM1293 on December 30th, 2010 3:49 pm

When the enemies transform themselves into gentlemen, the lines of comrades shall blur and we shall not have a clear concept of who to lay our lengthly pieces of prying metal to.
Delta M.R.-59 on December 30th, 2010 4:01 pm

No, no, you're perfectly fine… please don't eat me.
TheLoneLemon on December 30th, 2010 4:42 pm

I do believe there is a parasitic creature on top of my head.
Puflwiz on December 30th, 2010 4:58 pm

:3
XPengooX64 on December 30th, 2010 5:26 pm

Pardon me sir, but it seems your hat is wearing a wi- oh, dear, sir. Your hat appears to be movi-
OH SWEET MOTHER OF POLITENESS WHAT IS THAT?
*drops monicle*
DarthShadow91 on December 30th, 2010 6:02 pm

On a somewhat related note……

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
<img src="http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp251/Darth_Shadow_91/alienqueen.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Nyoron on December 31st, 2010 2:49 am

I daresay i do believe that i have a creature of parasitic stature upon my powdered wig. He thinks that thine head is his humble abode.
Luigi676 on December 31st, 2010 3:56 pm

Gordon, be fully aware of the cranial creatures who exert a sexual motion upon thine's head.