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What I think when my Pokemon has low health

I can still hear that low health beeping from the original Pokemon games ringing in my head. Dammit Pikachu faint already!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 29, 2010 · 11:14 AM 
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WRONG!

The correct answer is:

"Please don't show up. Please don't show up
*GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK wants to battle!*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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2 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Also applies to Link with low health! I can still remember my parents when I was a wee lad playing Legend of Zelda on the NES.

"JOEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!?!?"
"TRYING TO FIND A HEART!!!"
"COULD YOU HURRY THE F*&% UP!"
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10 replies · active 748 weeks ago
Me: Alright, my pokemon's life is low, maybe he'll just kill it and get the beeping over with.

Rattata used tail whip.

Me: YOU ASSHOLE, my pokemon's life is 1 and you use tail whip. Fuck you, Youngster Joey, fuck you.
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3 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Beep Beep I'm a Jeep
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3 replies · active 749 weeks ago
I wonder why no one has gone as far as to TURN THE F*CKING VOLUME DOWN OR EVEN OFF!!!
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2 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Man, if an alarm went off whenever someone was beaten to near-death, there'd be less crime.
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2 replies · active 749 weeks ago
well there's that, then there's poison when you're in the middle of a cave you've never been in before..... that's just fucking sadistic.
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4 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Actually, listening to the soundtrack of Pokemon Black & White, the low HP beeping is actually pretty intense and epic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4SYbVXxVTY
Really has a feel like "Things are going REALLY bad and I have got to turn this around NOW"
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8 replies · active 749 weeks ago
It's their way of getting revenge on you for letting their hp run low.

...And it's super effective.
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Out of all the pie charts I have ever seen in my life, this is the most accurate by far.
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2 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Two solutions to the problem:

1. Give 'em a healin' item.

2. Put the bastard down with your own goddamn bare hands.
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
If I'm every in critical condition at a hospital or something I want everyone to hear that sound. A little payback from my GBC days...
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
Looking at this now, I'm surprised how people lost their patience with Navi faster than they did with the beeping.
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6 replies · active 749 weeks ago
you guys should listen to the new Pokemon Black and White tune.
Its very catchy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL_5Ci0qCMw
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
Thank god that they made a catchy song from it in Gen V! :D
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Anything else = Putting it down Old Yeller Style.
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Where is Full Restore when you need it??
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6 replies · active 735 weeks ago
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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That is why nintendo invented the volume down button. It's not there to save our ears it is there only to allow us to not hear the sound of the beeping. Also I might have gotten some sick thrill out of not healing my pokemon until I have to for something like a long cave, gym leader, or the god forsaken rival encounters... I didn't even buy anything in HeartGold until like the 5th gym.
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This plays right into my strategy, piss off the opponent with annoying sounds till they mess up, then come back for a win.
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RED WARRIOR, IS ABOUT TO DIE

DU-NUH. DU-NUH. DU-NUH. DU-NUH. DU-NUH.
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
One time, my mom went as far as to take my Red version away from me because my Charmander was beeping. It wasn't my fault that lv. 2 Pidgeys kept killing me.
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7 replies · active 749 weeks ago
GODDAMNIT! STOP THE F*CKING BEEPING!
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Which is why when I owned Emerald I spent most of the game with the volume turned down.
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I have that set to my Alarm Clock on my phone, stop the whole, "Damn it i don't want to get out of bed" phase (for at least a few seconds <<)
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I like how you stole this from GraphJam which posted it a whole two days ago. Oh and then you put your site logo on the bottom. Niiiiiiiiiiice. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/12/27/funny-gra...
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21 replies · active 748 weeks ago

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