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You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work… Mr. Spyyyy!
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[VIDEO] How The Spy Sapped Christmas

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 8:04 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(143 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)

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Backstab, Christmas, Disguises, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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Senor Fox 56p · 744 weeks ago

You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work

You're a bad apple,
where all the earthworms lurk.

You're a loser, Mr. Spy.
Your heart's as black as coal.
Your brain is like a heavy,
kicked it at a soccer goal.
Mr. Spy....

I want to beat you with at...
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Spy.
With your creepy rapist sneer!
You're just about as gentle
as an angry Vagineer
Mr. Spy....

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the angry Vagineer.

You're a traitor, Mr. Spy.
You're a sneaky, sucky skunk.
The sniper wants to stab you
And the Scout thinks your a punk.
Mr. Spy....

The three words that best describe what you do best, are as follows, and I quote:

SLINK
SLANK
SLUNK!

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Zyquux 103p · 744 weeks ago

You're a mean King, Dedede!

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Fearow 77p · 744 weeks ago

Olawl, I just got caught up with BitF and just find a reference to it. Plus one to you good sir.

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

*Applauds*

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Peterdivine 78p · 744 weeks ago

Then he got an idea! An AWFUL idea! The spy got a wonderful, awful idea!

...And thirty minutes later, after making out with Scout's mom, he got another one!

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11 replies · active 744 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

And then after going through sexual intercourse with Scout's mother AND father, he got yet another one!

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 744 weeks ago

No comment.

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

You just made one.

Liar.

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Twilizer 77p · 744 weeks ago

OBJECTION

You can't call him a liar for he made a "Reply" not a "Comment."

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Daifuku 113p · 744 weeks ago

HOLD IT

Intense Debate is a commenting sytem. So his "reply" as you call it is a comment by default!.

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Twilizer 77p · 744 weeks ago

OBJECTION! (Once again)

It obviously states that it is a "Reply." Once the "Reply" button is hit the commenting system is there by handed over to the "Reply System" thus showing it as a Reply and not a comment.

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3K9 75p · 744 weeks ago

OVERULE! because its Christmas

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

*Barges into combo between Dai and Twilzer*

HOLD IT!

THIS IS POINTLESS.

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Twilizer 77p · 744 weeks ago

You know what...Alpar is right.
It's Christmas Eve...Let us just stop this Bickering and enjoy it while it lasts, after all it only comes once a year.

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

And now from where I live, it's now Christmas.

I love you guys. You keep me from going publicly insane :3

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Twilizer 77p · 744 weeks ago

Oh god, insanity in public!
That sounds devastating.

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MC Ninja 107p · 744 weeks ago

Would've been better had it been narrated in the Announcer's voice.

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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago

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Ovahdrive 105p · 744 weeks ago

What I want to know, is if the voice is from a girl (impossible), or an 8 year old boy (more likely)

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Twilizer 77p · 744 weeks ago

I wouldn't sing on the battlements if I were those BLUs...There are usually a lot of Red Snipers on 2Fort.

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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago

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Zyquux 103p · 744 weeks ago

Thanks fer standin' still, carolers!

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

That Spy is an obvious idiot. Christmas in TF2 doesn't come from the trees, the presents, the ping, connection speed...no! It comes from the HATS.

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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago

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Cheat2Win 82p · 744 weeks ago

Well, since it's officially 1:00 down here:
A friend of mine wants to say Merry Christmas with a little photo. The catch?

He's from Soviet Russia.

Merry Christmas.

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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago

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Zyquux 103p · 744 weeks ago

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!!!!

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 744 weeks ago

Don't ask me. They're your people Heavy Weapons Guy Zyquux.

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emblemfan 64p · 744 weeks ago

AH! MY EYES!
I can't. Stop. Looking. At. It!

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Daifuku 113p · 744 weeks ago

Wanna know the real reason the Spy hates Christmas? Scout saw Santa kissing his mother under the mistletoe last night.

U JELLY SPAH?!

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Acrazymonke 93p · 744 weeks ago

He aint even jelly. Unlike Santa's big belly.

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Shatman 96p · 744 weeks ago

If he REALLY wanted to ruin Christmas, he should have just used the Ambassador.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 744 weeks ago

Three minutes with Your Eternal Reward, they wouldn't hear it coming, they'll all die without a word.

Yes it would be nasty, but it would be quite good, the only problem is, on my suit there is blood. And it would be your fault, yes that is quite true, I stab all your teammates, I eradicate the BLU's.

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Shatman 96p · 744 weeks ago

...OOOOOH
Backstab time, backstab time,
you're dead on the ground!
Cloaking and sapping
'til you are knocked down!

Backstab time, backstab time,
you're bleeding on my knife!
I twist it in and pluck it out,
and then you lose your life!

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KingofRetards 84p · 744 weeks ago

Shortly after the story, the red spy back-stabbed all of the blu team.

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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 744 weeks ago

QFT.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 744 weeks ago

PROPAGANDA. AGAIN.

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Ichiinu 88p · 744 weeks ago

U mad your Dad joined Blue? But now he can spend more time with your mother!

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 744 weeks ago

No, its implying that he wouldn't just backstab them all at the end.

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Coodoo 93p · 744 weeks ago

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Since I know you guys live and die for your e-peen,
+1's FOR EVERYONE!

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deleted2212937 91p · 744 weeks ago

Merry Hat-mas to all and to all a good fight!

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Kam_Fakami 77p · 744 weeks ago

There is no such thing as fighting the moment the word "Hat" is mentioned.

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TCC 105p · 744 weeks ago

what's a fight, and how do I get a hat from it?

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Kam_Fakami 77p · 744 weeks ago

I think you kill a person who has the Ghastly Gibus, and then you get it.

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64_hit_combo 46p · 744 weeks ago

OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

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NekoKnight 107p · 744 weeks ago

Christmas came when it heard you beat the Elite 4.

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Kam_Fakami 77p · 744 weeks ago

BUT THAT WAS MONTHS AGO.

Oak however, came as fast as he could, forgeting all about the ramen he was cooking at the time.

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skermefaten 59p · 744 weeks ago

Stop stealing Weegee's material.

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misshyatt 0p · 744 weeks ago

Thanks guys, this is the greatest present ever. Love, Bridge and Daniel

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Azurik 94p · 744 weeks ago

Um... TL;DR. I will come back later. T_T

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Comments by IntenseDebate

49 Comments

Twilizer on December 24th, 2010 8:18 pm

I wouldn't sing on the battlements if I were those BLUs…There are usually a lot of Red Snipers on 2Fort.
Peterdivine on December 24th, 2010 8:19 pm

Then he got an idea! An AWFUL idea! The spy got a wonderful, awful idea!

…And thirty minutes later, after making out with Scout's mom, he got another one!
doepker on December 24th, 2010 8:25 pm

Would've been better had it been narrated in the Announcer's voice.
Shatman on December 24th, 2010 8:33 pm

If he REALLY wanted to ruin Christmas, he should have just used the Ambassador.
Alpar on December 24th, 2010 9:05 pm

That Spy is an obvious idiot. Christmas in TF2 doesn't come from the trees, the presents, the ping, connection speed…no! It comes from the HATS.
Alpar on December 24th, 2010 9:05 pm

No wait…that's blood.
DM1293 on December 24th, 2010 9:09 pm

PROPAGANDA. AGAIN.
KingofRetards on December 24th, 2010 9:38 pm

Shortly after the story, the red spy back-stabbed all of the blu team.
Senor Fox on December 24th, 2010 9:57 pm

You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work

You're a bad apple,
where all the earthworms lurk.

You're a loser, Mr. Spy.
Your heart's as black as coal.
Your brain is like a heavy,
kicked it at a soccer goal.
Mr. Spy….

I want to beat you with at…
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Spy.
With your creepy rapist sneer!
You're just about as gentle
as an angry Vagineer
Mr. Spy….

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the angry Vagineer.

You're a traitor, Mr. Spy.
You're a sneaky, sucky skunk.
The sniper wants to stab you
And the Scout thinks your a punk.
Mr. Spy….

The three words that best describe what you do best, are as follows, and I quote:

SLINK
SLANK
SLUNK!
Daifuku on December 24th, 2010 11:00 pm

Wanna know the real reason the Spy hates Christmas? Scout saw Santa kissing his mother under the mistletoe last night.

U JELLY SPAH?!
shadow649 on December 25th, 2010 12:14 am

Merry Hat-mas to all and to all a good fight!
64_hit_combo on December 25th, 2010 1:26 am

OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
NoChorus on December 25th, 2010 1:41 am

Well, since it's officially 1:00 down here:
A friend of mine wants to say Merry Christmas with a little photo. The catch?

He's from Soviet Russia.
<img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs005.ash2/33621_482261650364_678980364_7196643_6254533_n.jpg">

Merry Christmas.
NekoKnight on December 25th, 2010 3:01 am

Christmas came when it heard you beat the Elite 4.
Coodoo on December 25th, 2010 11:25 am

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Since I know you guys live and die for your e-peen,
+1's FOR EVERYONE!
Azurik on December 25th, 2010 11:38 am

Um… TL;DR. I will come back later. T_T
Bridgette Rockette on December 25th, 2010 12:11 pm

Thanks guys, this is the greatest present ever. Love, Bridge and Daniel
Skermefaten on December 25th, 2010 3:48 pm

Stop stealing Weegee's material.

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