You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work… Mr. Spyyyy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 8:04 PM
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Categories: Backstab, Christmas, Disguises, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (49 Comments) |
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I wouldn't sing on the battlements if I were those BLUs…There are usually a lot of Red Snipers on 2Fort.
Then he got an idea! An AWFUL idea! The spy got a wonderful, awful idea!
…And thirty minutes later, after making out with Scout's mom, he got another one!
Would've been better had it been narrated in the Announcer's voice.
If he REALLY wanted to ruin Christmas, he should have just used the Ambassador.
That Spy is an obvious idiot. Christmas in TF2 doesn't come from the trees, the presents, the ping, connection speed…no! It comes from the HATS.
No wait…that's blood.
PROPAGANDA. AGAIN.
Shortly after the story, the red spy back-stabbed all of the blu team.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work
You're a bad apple,
where all the earthworms lurk.
You're a loser, Mr. Spy.
Your heart's as black as coal.
Your brain is like a heavy,
kicked it at a soccer goal.
Mr. Spy….
I want to beat you with at…
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Spy.
With your creepy rapist sneer!
You're just about as gentle
as an angry Vagineer
Mr. Spy….
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the angry Vagineer.
You're a traitor, Mr. Spy.
You're a sneaky, sucky skunk.
The sniper wants to stab you
And the Scout thinks your a punk.
Mr. Spy….
The three words that best describe what you do best, are as follows, and I quote:
SLINK
SLANK
SLUNK!
Wanna know the real reason the Spy hates Christmas? Scout saw Santa kissing his mother under the mistletoe last night.
U JELLY SPAH?!
Merry Hat-mas to all and to all a good fight!
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
Well, since it's officially 1:00 down here:
A friend of mine wants to say Merry Christmas with a little photo. The catch?
He's from Soviet Russia.
<img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs005.ash2/33621_482261650364_678980364_7196643_6254533_n.jpg">
Merry Christmas.
Christmas came when it heard you beat the Elite 4.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Since I know you guys live and die for your e-peen,
+1's FOR EVERYONE!
Um… TL;DR. I will come back later. T_T
Thanks guys, this is the greatest present ever. Love, Bridge and Daniel
Stop stealing Weegee's material.