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Wolf has always enjoyed preventing people from doing things… but stopping them from enjoying the Christmas season? SIR THIS WILL NOT STAND.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 23, 2010 · 4:05 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (117 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Christmas, Holidays, Musical, Nintendo, StarFox

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This message brought to you and paid for by the High Church of Falcon.
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2 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Hi,Minister of Pain Kiru here with this message: GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR MERCY

*Attacks DM with a tremendous rubber dong*
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Happy Haloldays one and all.

Falcon bless us, everyone.
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How Wolf Stole Christmas

Every animal in Corneria liked Christmas a lot,
but Wolf, who lived on a different planet, did not.
Wolf hated Christmas, Christmas the most.
No one knows why, but he was probably given orders by Andross.
Or maybe it's because last year he got a gift, a new pair of socks.
With a note on it that read, "A gift from Starfox."
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3 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Can't let you give me socks Starfox!!!
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Let him give you socks or he'll clean your clocks. He'll kick your ass right off the docks, you better accept a gift from Starfox.
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I'm here to CLEAN YOUR CLOCK.
Dededo
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Hey Shawn, any chance I can get some credit for writing the lyrics?
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
Tweet him that. I gave credit to you in the email...
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Thank you thank you *bows*
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4 replies · active 749 weeks ago
If that was really you, my congratulations and respect...
BUT!!!... Shawn said it was 'by codemaster25', so there could in fact be another codemaster who is equally skilled in personifying the Grinch within Wolf.
I'm sure it's you, I just like to nitpick.
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Ah I just copied the link from the YouTube page, I'll update it.
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BTW AuraMaster wrote the lyrics. He is a member here. Somewhere in the comments here he asked for some credit.
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Thanks to Intensedebate's comment system, he is now right below you... or at least he was until I posted this comment (dammit).
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And that year, the amount of things that Wolf O'Donnell allowed people to do grew two whole sizes bigger.
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3 replies · active 749 weeks ago
That's not really saying much, maybe even nothing at all.
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Well, twice of nothing is still nothing.
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That was the point.
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hey! thats my submission from last year as the preview!

i ruined christmas two years in a row :D
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wait a sec...
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2 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Nice job breaking it, hero.....
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talk about mean, poor wolf hasn't stopped anything from happening in a while. he's been really nice lately. now i feel he might bring his wrath upon us once again sometime soon...
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For worshipers of Falcon, Samurai Goroh delivers presents. But to naughty children, and due to the fact coal is a rarity for people from the future, delivers small holographic versions of Wolf that prevent the children from doing naughty things the next year. This is one such child.

So Wolf is actually encouraging good behaviour so all the kids get presents on Kickmas. Or for the worshipers of the First Knee, Punchakah.

Can't let you join me, naughty tot.

Falcon = God
Samurai Goroh = Santa/Christianized Odin
Wolf = Satan
Falcon Jr. = Jesus
First Knee = Old Testament
Second Knee = New Testament
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Well done, Codemaster and AuraMaster.
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And what happened then, in the living room, they say
The small tot's rage grew three sizes that day.
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There should've been:

"You're a failure....Mr. Wolf.

You're not as good as Fox!

You're as infamous as Andross

And you suck a lot of cocks

Mr. Wooooo-olf!"
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Shawn tried to put an end to Wolf's wrath...

the fact that he runs Halolz is the sole reason he still lives.
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2 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Really, I'm surprised he's even alive despite that. Wolf must be feeling slightly less merciless this time of year.
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It's the lack of wolf submissions, his rage has been unquenchable since then.
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Great song, but damn, this guy needs some fucking OOMPH in his voice. Make it stand out! Sing it loud, sing it proud, boy!
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4 replies · active 749 weeks ago
yeah cold and a crappy recording area prevented me from it.
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Ah, sorry about that, then. Good effort, though. I doubt I'd be up for singing with a cold.
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heh just you wait until I sing without a Cold. My recent work will sound better. Already working on singing a parody that should be done soon, its (Don't Fear) The Creeper.
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He told me his was still recovering from a cold when he recorded this. I don't think he did too badly.
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Can't let you make a stand against me, Shawn
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Doesn't hold a candle to Vincent Price.
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This should have been posted on Wednesday for Wolf Wednesday.
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As far as the lyrics go, I'm somewhat disappointed. But I still think this is great. Especially for the sheer awesome of a Wolf christmas song. Keep up the good work Codemaster.
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I remember when I was young, I would watch "...The Grinch..." every day in December.
This brings back good memories
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Hell, I didn't know Shawn started a career in a music industry!
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