The more you think about the world of Angry Birds, the less sense it makes!
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[VIDEO] Angry Birds Strategy

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 20, 2010 · 2:26 PM

(133 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)

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Leo E. 114p · 742 weeks ago

The illegitimate offspring of "DROP DOWN, INCREASE SPEED, REVERSE DIRECTION!"

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2 replies · active 742 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 742 weeks ago

A, B, A, B!

REVERSE CARD OPEN!

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Mr Plen 85p · 742 weeks ago

I guess the mother is "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T STOP WOBBLING SIDEWAYS!"

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 742 weeks ago

Say what? Our tactics are a bad idea?

FUCK OFF!

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1 reply · active 742 weeks ago

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Deep Thought 105p · 742 weeks ago

*cue bird cluster screech*

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DrRickRollins 82p · 742 weeks ago

Bird 1: Stop eating like a pig!

pigs: what?

Bird 1+3: Say what? WHAT? WHAT? FUCK OFF

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1 reply · active 742 weeks ago

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Ichiinu 88p · 742 weeks ago

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more Goddamn time!

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CFW spplmj 122p · 742 weeks ago

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Azurik 94p · 742 weeks ago

This would work better if the Angry Birds were on MOTORCYCLES.

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6 replies · active 742 weeks ago

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Grashbar 74p · 742 weeks ago

NO!

DON'T START THIS AGAIN! NO!

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Zyquux 103p · 742 weeks ago

NO'S ON MOTORCYCLES!

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Grashbar 74p · 742 weeks ago

GOD DAMMIT!

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Leo E. 114p · 742 weeks ago

inb4Roflrage

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Azurik 94p · 742 weeks ago

...I'm just loling at the fact that Grashbar's rage is getting upvoted more than the TROLLS ON MOTORCYCLES(?!).

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Grashbar 74p · 742 weeks ago

Was suprised at that myself. o.o

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Lord of Chaos 81p · 742 weeks ago

Run toward the enemy headfirst.
Walk off cliffs if you're green.
Reveal weak point every few seconds.
Defend building by catching the most common and weakest creatures.

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deleted722514 108p · 742 weeks ago

*Poetically stares at the battlefield*

Another cold stare into the night.
They had honor,
Now dead in the sand.
No one to keep their bodies warm,
But the red, lifeless sand.
Where is the honor?
All I see is blood.
All I see is war.
All I...hum...

*5 minutes later*

Green bacon and eggs!

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2 replies · active 742 weeks ago

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Kevvo 86p · 742 weeks ago

MAKIN BACON!

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Zyquux 103p · 742 weeks ago

Cream gravy.

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Ataeru 91p · 742 weeks ago

Shawn...
This is Halolz, "Your premiere source of hilarious VIDEO GAME screen captions"
What is this doing here?

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14 replies · active 742 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 742 weeks ago

...I see what you did there.

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Link4all 94p · 742 weeks ago

Hey, free mobile game is free. Also amusing.

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MorningMoon 97p · 742 weeks ago

I think the argument is that what we saw was not a VIDEO GAME, rather, a GAME VIDEO. /being that horrible guy that explains the joke

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Ataeru 91p · 742 weeks ago

I don't mind game videos.
I mean that angry birds is not a game.

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MorningMoon 97p · 742 weeks ago

Oh then i'll be on my way to jump off the window to redeem my honor, huzzah.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 742 weeks ago

*BACKSTAB*

AHAHAHAHAHAHA just ignore him Shawn. Ignore the man who asks for more images and when you run out of images might resort to hated things that will ruin my chances to use them as trolling devices...

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Ataeru 91p · 742 weeks ago

*dead ringer*
*switches to pyro takes Sniper's razorback then brings out Flamethrower and points it a DM*
I have a legitimate reason, now silence so I can speak!

I say this as to not demanding more images, im saying this because simply the Iphone/touch/pad/etc is not a gaming platform and does not have any actual games. This being on a video game site is wrongly placed.

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 742 weeks ago

OBJECTION! If Yahtzee approves, then it counts.

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Ataeru 91p · 742 weeks ago

and he calls every game horrible, and plays today's Shooters for the single player only.
Uh no.
(though it is hilarious to watch)

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 742 weeks ago

But he does call them games. What, are you going to say the PSP is a really restricted Itouch?

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Ataeru 91p · 742 weeks ago

im just exaggerating a bit no need t...
*puts down playing Persona 3 portable*

I own a PSP.

and I value the games on it more so then the games on my DS.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 742 weeks ago

I unfortunately cannot subscribe to this because I refuse to shop at Gamestop, and they're effectively the #1 shop I've boycotted for the past three years. And UMD's I don't see at Target or anywhere else really; the ones they have are typically junk I don't want to play.

It really isn't marketed well, unlike consoles. I'll personally take a laptop right now, just because I know laptops don't bitch about running emulators or movie files.

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Ataeru 91p · 742 weeks ago

I do get what you mean with it, poor marketing, I have to constantly convert my video files so it would play it. and I personally want to keep on playing P3P and Peace Walker etc... so I won't downgrade my PSP, install a pandora battery just so I can play emulators.

you have to look at all of the titles to see what you want for it pretty much.

BTW why do you avoid gamestop? bad experience?

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 742 weeks ago

I personally hate how little they give for items, the poor quality of some of the used items they have, and their marketing strategy in general. I'm personally sticking to Steam and Gog.com for my gaming needs, and if I ever need a console, I'd probably go to Fry's Electronics.

Coming from a guy who is currently addicted to CS:S and Half-Life mods like Sven Co-op, that should say something. My last game purchases were two of the Tex Murphy games (Pandora Directive & Under a Killing Moon) and Myst...

Oh yeah. I'm stuck in the indie-retro pool of gaming. Its pretty awesome regardless, since, y'know, thats the foundation for all gaming.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 742 weeks ago

I'd rather use a CAT-A-PELT...those are more effective,

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Sir_Nox 102p · 742 weeks ago

And then they unlock the Falcon power-up.

Pigs: What the hell-*PAUNCH*

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smashpro1 94p · 742 weeks ago

So that's what Angry Birds is? Crush the Castle with a slingshot instead of a trebuchet?

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1 reply · active 742 weeks ago

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Azurik 94p · 742 weeks ago

Yes, but it has ADORABLE spherical animals instead of bloody CPU-hogging royalty.

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MC Ninja 107p · 742 weeks ago

Pffff, fly over there, yeah, good luck with that.

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Spencer 119p · 742 weeks ago

So if I wanna break into someone's house I use a giant catapult?

Noted down.

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2 replies · active 742 weeks ago

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Mr Plen 85p · 742 weeks ago

Slam self into wall; CRUMBLE FORTRESSES.

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Azurik 94p · 742 weeks ago

More like:

Be angry; Follow the voices in your head.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 742 weeks ago

Normally the brain of bird is a size of a pea.
I'm surprised that those pigs have a brain that is a size of a flea.

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Grashbar 74p · 742 weeks ago

That black bird looked like the black loco roco. (opinion)

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Kevvo 86p · 742 weeks ago

Step 1. Get catapults
Step 2. Get 4 birds
Step 3. Launch birds at Pig Fortress
Step 4. ??????
Step 5. PROFIT!

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Randomentalist 87p · 742 weeks ago

You could say that the...you could say....maybe-

Nevermind.

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Caelun_Niveus on December 20th, 2010 2:41 pm

Say what? Our tactics are a bad idea?

FUCK OFF!
DrRickRollins on December 20th, 2010 2:48 pm

Bird 1: Stop eating like a pig!

pigs: what?

Bird 1+3: Say what? WHAT? WHAT? FUCK OFF
Leo E. on December 20th, 2010 2:50 pm

The illegitimate offspring of "DROP DOWN, INCREASE SPEED, REVERSE DIRECTION!"
smashpro1 on December 20th, 2010 2:54 pm

So that's what Angry Birds is? Crush the Castle with a slingshot instead of a trebuchet?
spplmj on December 20th, 2010 3:01 pm

<img src="http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4c925b517f8b9a4624520000/angry-birds-blackberry.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" />
Jimmy on December 20th, 2010 3:29 pm

I'd rather use a CAT-A-PELT…those are more effective,
Ataeru on December 20th, 2010 3:49 pm

Shawn…
This is Halolz, "Your premiere source of hilarious VIDEO GAME screen captions"
What is this doing here?
Azurik on December 20th, 2010 3:54 pm

This would work better if the Angry Birds were on MOTORCYCLES.
Grashbar on December 20th, 2010 3:56 pm

That black bird looked like the black loco roco. (opinion)
Alpar on December 20th, 2010 4:04 pm

So if I wanna break into someone's house I use a giant catapult?

Noted down.
doepker on December 20th, 2010 4:07 pm

Pffff, fly over there, yeah, good luck with that.
Mentlegen on December 20th, 2010 4:25 pm

*Poetically stares at the battlefield*

Another cold stare into the night.
They had honor,
Now dead in the sand.
No one to keep their bodies warm,
But the red, lifeless sand.
Where is the honor?
All I see is blood.
All I see is war.
All I…hum…

*5 minutes later*

Green bacon and eggs!
Sir_Nox on December 20th, 2010 4:30 pm

And then they unlock the Falcon power-up.

Pigs: What the hell-*PAUNCH*
Kevvo on December 20th, 2010 4:57 pm

Step 1. Get catapults
Step 2. Get 4 birds
Step 3. Launch birds at Pig Fortress
Step 4. ??????
Step 5. PROFIT!
Neentendow on December 20th, 2010 5:24 pm

Run toward the enemy headfirst.
Walk off cliffs if you're green.
Reveal weak point every few seconds.
Defend building by catching the most common and weakest creatures.
MasterLuigi452 on December 20th, 2010 7:16 pm

Normally the brain of bird is a size of a pea.
I'm surprised that those pigs have a brain that is a size of a flea.