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SEE MAN WAKE UP ON ISLAND, DESTROY HIS LIFE.

Seems like as good a project as any! When you’re a big green penis shaped suicide bombing monster, your options are definitely limited.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2010 · 12:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (208 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Minecraft, PC, Too Much Free Time

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See man in glass house

Be completely baffled
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7 replies · active 750 weeks ago
What do Pedobear and Creepers have in common
They both love to chase miners :D
*Gets shot in the face*
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3 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Welcome to the Creeper forces! Your mission is to protect this pristine habitat from mysterious strangers who rape the land of its recourse's to build huge objects.
Your orders are above you.
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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
Now commence the obligatory SSSSSSS commentSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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3 replies · active 750 weeks ago
See Man build for three hours.

Gone in less than a minute.
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Sheesh, that Creeper sure BLOWS.
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4 replies · active 750 weeks ago
See lava river surrounding man's house.

Jump.
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13 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Use Christmas themed texture pack.
Die because Albino Creeper blends in with surroundings.
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See another advice meme.

Cry.
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This is my favorite de-motivational in exsistance.
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See creeper spawn on island

Run
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5 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Try to blow up obsidian structure.
God dammit.
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Play a LARPing game as a Creeper

Have ability to destroy lives 3 times quicker
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Maybe all they want is someone to love and hug them, but are just far too shy and explode
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2 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Attack me, I'm a zombie.
LOL JK I'm a Creeper
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See a giant green dick running at you...

Run the total opposite way up a mountain.
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Well... he hasssssssss nothing better to do than to sssssssssssurvive and punch treessssssss, ssssssssso might asssssssss well, ya know what I'm sssssssssssssaying?
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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
See Creeper advice meme.

Wish it was a real creeper that would end the suffering.
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I find the most entertaining part of Minecraft to be watching the creepers sneak up on the unsuspecting miners... Such fun! Hehehehe!
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Dammit stop making me wanna play minecraft so i would get these jokes better!!!! D:
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-1 buttpirate attack!
Buildin' a +1 dispenser here.
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3 replies · active 750 weeks ago
See man with armor and highly functioning diamond weapons.

Chase after him anyway.
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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
Wonder what would happen if they saw a Girl wake up on that island.
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One of these just needs to say "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... Boom!"
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Damn assbandit creepers.
Always exploding all over my backside -_-'
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Have to +1 everyone... I'm sick of these trolls.
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Kinda reminds me of this <a href="http://:http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/cant-let-you-get-rid-of-that-voodoo-pox/" target="_blank">:http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/cant-let-you-get-rid-of-that-voodoo-pox/

Also, dare I say "yeeesssss"?
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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
Man, it sure does SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK to be alone on an island...
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Punching treesssSSSSSS I SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSee,

let me help you out SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*BOOM*
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See giant Mudkip in field.

Fall back, search area for Creepers.
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Become Shawn Handyside

Overload internet with Courage Cratos/Wolf/Etc. posters.
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See mine.

Blow it up.
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