War has changed, but his secret recipe has not!
By E-Mann [via Kotaku]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2010 · 4:36 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Serious Business, Tasty Treats · Leave a comment () 75 Comments |
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Snake to see the lasers your gonna need to equip the smokey bacon burgers! But your health will go down if you do!
BUT OTACON IF I DO I MAY BE EXPOSED TO MSG!
I would make a finger licking good joke, but I know nothing about the MGS series.
But here's this, if you live in Australia:
It's just not cricket without the Big Boss.
I wonder what it tastes like? Fry it with seven herbs and spices and find out!
The world is facing a new threat, hidden somewhere beneath Shadow Moisture Island. Opposers are rising to the cause of vegetarianism and the utter elimination of meat. Only one human can stand in their way: Solid Burger. One man, one goal…
MUST GRILL STEAK
I don't want to be the one to tell him he can't smoke on the job.
So does this make Snake the Colonel?
"Colonel? Colonel?? COLONEEEELLLLLLL!!"
MGS doesn't have seven herbs and spices. Its employees, however, have seven ways to kill you with their thoughts.
*Insert hilarious comment related to the post here*
Snake… smiling?
BLASPHEMY I SAY!
I have nothing clever to comment with.
HEY, GENTLEMEN!
I know it's totally offtopic, but I've notessed, that our missing e-peens have returnet to us! :D
I'm guessing they cook the chicken in the microwave hallway from MGS4.
They make you look at your order for at least 30 minutes before you get to eat it.
Alright, this is a stretch so forgive me.
Remember the urban legend that they had to be called KFC because they weren't legally allowed to use the word 'chicken' anymore? This because they were raising "genetically engineered lumps of meat with no beaks or feathers".
See where I'm going with this yet?
Let me lay it all out there.
Genetically Engineered Super Soldier (with no genitalia)!!!!
dude you gotta stop smoking so much, your cough sounds horrible.
So how does it taste?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
I'M GOING TO KEEP DEMANDING CHEESEBURGERS UNTIL YOU LIKE IT!
Because if it's got a short message and a sweet design, it must become a shir-
Woah! Captain Rehab, is that you? Where the hell have you been?
OH GEE WHIZ, I HOPE THE PETA DOESN'T TOTALLY COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND MAKE A PARODY OF ME!
They had to get the rations from somewhere…
*Throws money at Shawn*
SHIRT, NOW!
No, Shawn…
War NEVER Changes.
I thought his favorite type of meat was METAL DEER…
*Revolver Ocelot visits his local MGS*
"This chicken is the best chicken ever." *twirling a drumstick around his finger*
The secret to great tasting chicken at MGS is the MSG.
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They better make a warning sign.
I've lost 4 fingers at KFC already!!!
And no one make a joke about the Taco Bell/KFCs that exist.
Your move arteries, your move.
MGS IS PEOPLE!!!!
He'll choke you if you dont like his chicken