Come on Doctor, he is fully overcharged and I’m on fire! Would it kill you to point that thing over here for a minute?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2010 · 9:58 AM
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The red part of the wheel is still too small; I mean, I know medics which are like freaking SLAVES od heavies!
OMG they actually posted my graph :D
It also needs a very small margin of healing an enemy spy =3
Heh… when I play Medic… maxing out "there" health is what I do best.
To be honest, I think the red part needs more cowbell.
Needs the Bad Grammar tag.
wait, medics are supposed to be healing and not slaughtering the opposing team? i think ive been playing all wrong
Needs a parallel graph on what Medics do if there is no Heavy:
1. One of the medics changes class to Heavy: 20%
2. ALL of the medics change class, thinking the other medics will stay medic.: 50%
3. Don't give a flying fruit there is no heavy: 5%
4. Whine incessantly over the mic about how the team needs a heavy: 25%
Screw this, I'm going Battle medic!
NEEDLE SPAM HO!
Or maybe you just like doing it from behind!
…that didn't sound like it came out right…
Wait a medic can heal? I thought we just ran around with a bonesaw smacking people with it?
Reasons to heal as a medic in TF2:
No other class is able to heal.
Victory is mine Shawn!
My favorite quote from a game a while back:
"Hey Troll, would stop sucking the heavy's dick and heal the rest of the team?"
Me: "Nope"
They forgotten one very important reason:
BATTLE MEDIC COMBO
Reminds me of the time I was a scout, on fire, running around in front of the medic mashing the Z-1 combination as fast as my fingers would let me… I died at his feet. T_T
Ignore the screams of tiny cowards! "There" fault for not bringing sandvich.
There's another important reason left from that chart:
-When 'there' are on fire-
actually yes, it may very well kill us Shawn… have you played medic lately? we take two steps in any direction and we're pretty much dead….
Reasons to NOT heal as a Medic:
1% = To get a kick out of trolling others
99% = Because medicine is expensive
REAL reasons Medics should heal people:
They're an offensive class: 25% (12% pyro, 12% soldier, 1% scout while he sticks around)
They're a defensive class: 25% (15% heavy, 9% demoman, 1% engineer who needs help with a spoi)
They're a good player: 10%
Because you're the fucking doctor and this is your job you regenerating asshat: 40%
meh, If I heal a heavy its only to cap his heath. ill move onto a soldier or demo (not knight) as they get hurt a lot quicker.
Well of course, because everyone knows that HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM.
To max out "there" health, you say? Where exactly is this health you speak of?