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Commander Shepard's Facebook Page
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I would be surprised that Shepard has such an active Facebook page, but the guy does tend to have a surprising amount of free time.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 12, 2010 · 11:16 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (244 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite page on Facebook.
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I was in a packed internet café when I posted this status.
I was the only one to leave that café alive.
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Urdnot Wrex > Joe Shepard: Shepard
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Gatatog Uvenk: You abandoned many traditions to get your own page. Dangeous.
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Urdnot Wrex: Speak when spoken to, Uvenk. Shepard
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Joe Shepard: Wrex
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3 replies · active 751 weeks ago
Commander Shepard Likes this
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Joe Shepherd: Keeping the tradition going, I see.
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Grunt: Shepherd.
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Joe Shepherd: Your name doesn't really roll off the tongue, you know.
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Grunt: Shepherd.
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite conversation on facebook.
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Face Effect
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Harbinger: MY POKES WILL TEAR YOU APART.
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Make sure to click for the full page, people! Everything there is amazing!
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Who IS this elusive man that installs chest high walls EVERYWHERE???
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4 replies · active 751 weeks ago
Its a Harbinger design. You see, a race of dwarfs turned out to be really hard core and almost put a stop to their plans millennia ago, doing a much better job than Shepard. The only thing that turned the tide was the plan to install chest high walls everywhere, since the walls are of course full sized to dwarfs. Just to be on the safe side in the future, the Harbingers made chest high walls a requirement for all their technology to work.

Given the popularity of Gears of WAAAGH MXVIII in the future, no one complained.
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you totally didn't c wut i did thar.
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I guess what you did...

*shades*

ELUDED him.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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I was about to reply, but I got distracted by this man:
http://www.closecombattraining.com/cctraining/_im...

I'm gonna go train in the mountains for a few years.
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Harbinger: Today, some jerk in line at McDonald's wouldn't make up his mind. I was in a rush, so I ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL and made him get McNuggets.
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2 replies · active 751 weeks ago
Collector Drone: So it was YOU who made me do that! I wanted a McRib you douche!
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Harbinger: If the workers knew that, moral would be at an all time low so I ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL and deleted the comment! (Then wrote "I like penis" on his wall before signing out)
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I have a galaxy to save. Excuse me.

*Commander Shepard has added new photos!*
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2 replies · active 746 weeks ago
Can't let you upload that, Shepard!
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Following on from that....

"I have a galaxy to save. Excuse me."

Commander Shepard has gained a level on Spaceville!
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I feel sad, I actually understood everything Mordin said, and even worse, it made sence.
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"sry i need it 2 get rid of the scars i get when im asshole to you (like rite now lol)"

*twitch*

Joe Shepard's lack of proper grammar...exasperates me.
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5 replies · active 751 weeks ago
In all fairness, that being dead thing probably done a number on his brain.
Also if your shepard is anything like mine, he will be drunk pretty much constantly
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GRAMMAR HAMMER ACTIVATE
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I can see how that can, seeing how you ARE a grammar nazi.
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He's not just a Grammar Nazi, he's the Grammar Nazi and a ghost. He will haunt your bad Grammar for all eternity!
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Oh, well what happens when the Grammar Nazi grammar starts to deteriorate?
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Grunt: So, you gonna let me out of this cryo-capsule anytime soon?

On a side note, I have to laugh at each of the individual Geth in Legion having their own Facebook page XD
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1 reply · active 751 weeks ago
I guess his relationship status would be " It's complicated "
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How does Kaden AND Ashley have Facebook pages? Shouldn't one of them be dead?
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3 replies · active 751 weeks ago
Whiny emo biotic or racist bitch.

BOTH would be dead if I could have my way.
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Time paradox!
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You can't do that Shepard, you'll create a time paradox worse than snake's time paradox!!!
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Joe Shepard likes Telling People What Your Favourite Store On The Citadel Is.
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Well, Mordin, thanks for reminding me of Miranda's ass. Hell yes, I will investigate that.
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"Was seeing Liara again hella awkward?"

"Think Liara would be up for a threesome?"

Yes, because THAT will go over well.
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I NEVER PLAY MASS EFFECT 2 WHAT IS THIS
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3 replies · active 746 weeks ago
Caps lock? In MY (non-CSI) Halolz?
Can't let you do that, Sams0n.
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Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
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By chance, are you 12 years old?
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