[VIDEO] Old Gabe Newell Had A Farm

Worth the WEIGHT?
Are you sure thats possible Gabe?

Gabe: ...
*blows Portal 2*

....Fuck.

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Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago

Now you will never receive your cake.

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That's obvious and no one is getting cake, not only me...
Whispers: Gabe never leave leftovers.

*Cloaked Gabe, right behind you.*

Later on TF2 blog: from now on, every TF2 weapons update will be actually sold. If you don't buy it, you will be unable to use our future overpowered weapons.

...Fuck.

Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago

As long as I got my Dead Ringer and Ubersaw.

*VALVe takes them away for the fat jokes*

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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3K9 75p · 749 weeks ago

Its like he's always watching O_o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6yRpQrsaY

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Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago

It's like he's always watching
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=Im6yRpQrsaY

FOREVER.

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cAlTh3MAd 56p · 749 weeks ago

It looks like Gabe Newell...
*shades*
...has an explosive temper.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago

Let's just hope that temper doesn't make himself explode. It'd be like a global nuke of fat.

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3K9 75p · 749 weeks ago

3 MORE MONTHS SHIIIIIIIIIT >:C

CodePhoenix525 90p · 749 weeks ago

Pretty sure an implosion would occur, but then his Fat would prevent it because they still need a host.

cAlTh3MAd 56p · 747 weeks ago

It IS a common known fact that fat is a symbiotic entity, and not a result from the lack of exercise.

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Annonith 104p · 749 weeks ago

Wait you can FARM episode 3 plants?

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Daifuku 113p · 749 weeks ago

UNLESS IT'S A CLONE!!!

jerenator95 71p · 749 weeks ago

Annonith, you have much to learn....

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Annonith 104p · 749 weeks ago

And here I thought that every game is a product of hard working programmers, music composers, beta testers, graphic designers... Finds out you can just buy a seed, plan it, take care of it and thats it. All that things they teach me on my computer science studies are LIES!

LIEEEES!

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RemielChibus 102p · 749 weeks ago

You maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! You blew it all to hell! D:

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MC Ninja 107p · 749 weeks ago

Meanwhile, at the Valve Corporation Headquarters
...
Staff member: "Alright, how about we delay Episode 3 some more to work on a new project, Half-Life: Ricochet 2.

Me: *facepalm*

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Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago

And notice how Half Life 3 has more of a release chance than Half Life 2: Episode 3.

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Doc_ock_rokc 92p · 749 weeks ago

Actually with the way EP2 ended I wouldn't be disappointed if they went strait to HL3

Deep Thought 105p · 749 weeks ago

The best part is, we wouldn't be able to tell the difference!

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L3re7z 95p · 749 weeks ago

Let's just hope the Crows don't delay the Portal 2 plantages!

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Daifuku 113p · 749 weeks ago

Well, look at it this way. We still have Portal 2...for now.

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Deep Thought 105p · 749 weeks ago

Personally, I'd choose HL3 over Portal 2, but since the fat guy has decided to give us P2, I'll still buy it, and still play it.

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...Santa?

Wow, you must be a good kid, he keeps giving me coal and a formal "F*ck you, be a better person" letter every year, with ridiculous tips like "stop backstabbing people for fun" or "never enter Halolz again".

...Oh, you meant the fat guy who has decided to SELL us Portal 2, right?

Deep Thought 105p · 749 weeks ago

Yeah, Santa only gives me the bird as he flies off

Peterdivine 78p · 749 weeks ago

Oh, boo hoo, Santa gives you a source of energy and a hand gesture every year.

I'll trade yours for my annual stocking full of reindeer crap.

Exploderizer 80p · 749 weeks ago

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET FROM 80 TO 79 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Juggernaut470 84p · 749 weeks ago

3 words. Division By Zero.

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Vastryn 111p · 749 weeks ago

Wait - does this mean HL: Ep 3's delay has been a result of Gabe Newell's crippling Farmville addiction?

Also - Hey everybody. :) Figured I'd finally make a debut comment after a long time of admiring the site.

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jerenator95 71p · 749 weeks ago

Nobody knew whether the Demoman had a part in this.

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Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago

Well gee, I mean if the Demoman WAS in this video, then he must've been nerfed quite a lot...

Ichiinu 88p · 749 weeks ago

He's probably the one who taught Gabe to make all those explosives, though.

Coodoo 93p · 749 weeks ago

The thought that someone would give this ANYTHING less than a 5, is absolutely disgusting. If you didn't give this wonderful blissful video a 5, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Sir_Nox 102p · 749 weeks ago

And on the farm there lived a COW, E-IE-E-IE-O!

FoxyMayo 89p · 749 weeks ago

Y'know... I wonder if Gaben actually knows about all those fat jokes people make about him on the internet...?

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 749 weeks ago

oh he know knows, he has fat joke sensing powers that tells him when one is made about him. Either that or spies everywhere.

Ichiinu 88p · 749 weeks ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Exploderizer 80p · 749 weeks ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yoshi_Dino 86p · 749 weeks ago

Half-life 2 ep.3 now coming out in the next century, tell your grand kids to start saving up for it now cuse we ain't gonna be around for it. Also later that day a lynch mob was formed in blu spies honor!

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Konork 4p · 749 weeks ago

Next century? That's pretty conservative. I figure that the release date's already past the end of humanity, so the only choice we have left is to keep going until it goes past the end of time and loops back around to the beginning.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 749 weeks ago

NEVER troll Gabe Newell. He'll troll you back tenfold and those even in proximity.

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combatbeaver 94p · 749 weeks ago

guess the spy isnt his favorite class anymore huh?

Cantletudothat 65p · 749 weeks ago

guess Jim Sterling has some competition on trolling

Delta M.R.-59 55p · 749 weeks ago

Fuck your couch, Spy.

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FUCK YO GAME, GAMERS!
FUCK YO GAME!

SnowKatana 75p · 749 weeks ago

Fucking spies always have to ruin everything.....for everyone.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcSW5km-n1Q

Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago