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Why would we feature a Nickelodeon flash game here on the site? Because this is probably the cruelest, most difficult game ever to be unleashed on little kids! If you can score over 400 points on this I will be impressed. Also there are apparently levels but I don’t think any human has ever passed level 1 EVER.
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[GAME] SpongeBob SquarePants Sadistically Hard Boat-O-Cross

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 10, 2010 · 7:22 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(148 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)

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BlurrySandwich 112p · 745 weeks ago

Thats why i drive a rock. The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles!

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chuckpebble 94p · 745 weeks ago

Coral.
I've slain dragons.
Defeated Dr. Wiley.
Struck down countless goons and assassins with a beam sword.
Blazed accross the finish line at 4000 km/h.
Stopped moons from making planet fall.
And I can't even drive a boat over a feckin' piece of coral.
DAMN YOU MICRO-ORGANISMS LIVING ON THE HUSKS OF YOUR DECEASED BRETHREN! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

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18 replies · active 745 weeks ago

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 745 weeks ago

The music from this game will haunt my nightmares.

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10 replies · active 745 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 745 weeks ago

Nickelodeon: PROBLEM, NON-CASUALS?

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Randomentalist 87p · 745 weeks ago

You think this is hard?! Try "You have to burn the rope"!

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4 replies · active 745 weeks ago

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demibank 1p · 745 weeks ago

Does the look on Spongebob's face look like the troll face when you lose to anyone else?

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LegomancerLv100 73p · 745 weeks ago

I got 400 after several failed tries, but consider this: if SpongeBob never gets his license, and you play as SpongeBob, in theory the game is impossible to beat.

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3 replies · active 745 weeks ago

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Streizer 75p · 745 weeks ago

Level 1 Complete
Feels good man
Level 2, die twice, go back to level 1
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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El_bruno 109p · 745 weeks ago

Fuck you! FUCK YOU UNDERWATER PHYSICS!!!!!!!!

Geez, no wonder Spongebob never got his license, this is I Wanna be the Guy standards!

..............

Wait, forget I said that, IWBTG can't and won't be beaten, NEVER

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5 replies · active 745 weeks ago

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jrharbort 66p · 745 weeks ago

WHAT... THE...

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Mr. Castly™ 68p · 745 weeks ago

I see you all bragging about getting to level 2.
:|
Me and my friend discovered this earlier on.
Got to level 3's finish line. BITCHES >:D
Try QWOP http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
Similarly crazy. KEEP ON DOING THEM BACKFLIPS SON.

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7 replies · active 745 weeks ago

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Randomentalist 87p · 745 weeks ago

HOLY CRAP! LEVEL 5!
http://img.loldepot.com/1ca90182cc929f82fef2.gif

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Kuffey 58p · 745 weeks ago

Like a putting a v8 engine on a bicycle, this boat has the handling of a sports car with bricks for a windshield.

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AuraMaster 107p · 745 weeks ago

You got this off Nickelodeon Asia? No wonder Spongebob always fails his driving test!

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TheLoneLemon 64p · 745 weeks ago

they be trollin little kids

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Spencer 119p · 745 weeks ago

I have beaten New Super Mario Bros. DS without slaying enemies...

I have beaten four Fire Emblem games...

I have played I Wanna Be The Guy and enjoyed literally every second of it...

I have beat Robot Masters with nothing but a Megabuster...

and have beaten three Zero games with nothing short of an S Rank on every mission...

but this....THIS.....IS JUST....A CHALLENGE FROM HELL.

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CapnJakeBob 85p · 745 weeks ago

http://gyazo.com/a077f6b97495f1e0e9a59df48af9eb44...

Consider your shit to be slapped, my good sir.

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demibank 1p · 745 weeks ago

I got 440 score on my first try

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5 replies · active 735 weeks ago

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 745 weeks ago

I'll take this bet...*straps on helmet*

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7 replies · active 742 weeks ago

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deleted722514 108p · 745 weeks ago

"Ha, Shawn is being sarcastic. It must be the easiest game in the world after the 'Play SHIFT to win RPG'. Let's see this..."

*5 minutes later*

THE MUSIC! MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!

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Strike_low 75p · 745 weeks ago

I guess that's why Spongebob never pass the driving test. This game SAYS IT ALL!!

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Juggernaut470 84p · 745 weeks ago

I got 3588 score AND got to level 3... Level 3 is... I died right at the finish. On a side note, back/front flips help.

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MrHaxx11 42p · 745 weeks ago

I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DOING FLIPS N' SHIT

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 745 weeks ago

*Is in a bathtub, dead, with one word written on the wall of the shower in blood......*

"CORAL"

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HolyCrepe 0p · 745 weeks ago

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg59/ReaveR_96...

all that needs to be said really

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Delta M.R.-59 55p · 745 weeks ago

Well it can't be that hard...
*10 tries later.*
I CAN SEE THE FINISH FLAG!
*Boat flips over RIGHT NEXT TO THE FLAG*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Ataeru 91p · 745 weeks ago

well it can't be as bad as the vechicles in Mass Effect 1...
*plays*
I stand corrected.
but it reminds me of that one bike flash game...
*plays*
I can see why Spongebob always fail his driving course...
*gets 600*
ok I quit, I can obviously see that the developers can not properly make a game if I flip over when im going on a straight line.

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Hejiru 98p · 745 weeks ago

I always die before the second coral. *Proudly displays my "I suck" button."

It's like Spongebob's take on "Excitebike meets Battletoads with a physics engine from hell"

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 745 weeks ago

"I Wanna Be the Sponge"...

That being said, I played through it once, scored 1690 points, and got to the second level, but then got too bored with it to play it again. Yes, I realize that saying this makes me look like a d-bag. Oh well....

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bawkbawkboo1 42p · 745 weeks ago

adobe flash player crashed when I got to 500 points... I had to restart my browser.

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Leo E. 114p · 745 weeks ago

*plays game for five minutes*
No thanks... I'll go back to I Wanna Be The Shrine Maiden... it's easier than this.

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CapnJakeBob 85p · 745 weeks ago

Great. I actually managed to do a triple flip across the second rock, land perfectly, and mess up on the hill.

For the benefit of Shawn and anyone else, here's the mystical Second Stage: http://gyazo.com/b54d4fe772fb58fd24b82e54df9f8cc9...

There's a pit to traverse later on, and you get TWO lives. They're gone in a snap, though, and then you're lumped back to Level 1.

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ace91thedeman 0p · 745 weeks ago

my average score is 230, tho i did get 760 on my first try

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BackwardsSneeky 66p · 745 weeks ago

56th try; I got to the finish line, then drove up the poll and flipped over, getting a game over...

I'm just gonna go curl up in that corner over there for a little while...

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MoG 105p · 745 weeks ago

Wow, i can finally sympathize with spongebob... its not his bad driving, its their whole system of life! WHO PUTS BOULDERS ON ROADS?!?

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Comire 101p · 745 weeks ago

Puny laptop screen couldn't even hold the entire game in one shot. That plus the up/down controls actually scrolling the entire screen up and down made for an extra super special awesome challenge. Nevertheless got to Level 2 with a score of 2283.

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Dmanstew 61p · 745 weeks ago

After 10 years in the run, Spongebob producers were ready to call it quits. Nickelodeon declined this proposition. They then sweared on Sandy's oversized teeth that they would have vengeance. So it begins...

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Sir_Nox 102p · 745 weeks ago

The answer most certainly is not to "Floor It."
Nevertheless, Level 3, Score: 3883.
Top that.

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Rayqui 1p · 745 weeks ago

Hey guys, I got over the first coral ! I GOT OVER THE FIRST CORAL ! OH YEAAAAH, I'M THE KIND OF EVERYTH--fuck here's another. Game over.

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Not_anon 84p · 745 weeks ago

This had to be FREAKIN made. ;_;

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FoxyMayo 89p · 745 weeks ago

Feels like Happy Wheels...
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 745 weeks ago

470 on my first try.
BTW, WHAT MADNESS IS THIS???

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Empio 0p · 745 weeks ago

http://i52.tinypic.com/2gx332f.png

This game is hilarious.

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OrangeKegon 27p · 745 weeks ago

After about 20 times i passed level 1 and got a total of 2077 points. never playing it again

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dUc0N 0p · 745 weeks ago

770 after a couple dozen tries... and it ended with my boat balanced on its back wheels against the finish line, which is apparently a solid object and can't be passed except by jumping it?

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izeake 0p · 745 weeks ago

370 T.T so close but so far!

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McGack 36p · 745 weeks ago

at level 2 the webpage began spazzing out =/

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helixD -1p · 745 weeks ago

I've lost faith in humanity.

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Flamerider 81p · 745 weeks ago

I managed to get 410.
I'm sure this isn't what a driving test entails.

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xxpikalexxx 75p · 745 weeks ago

If only you could get points for doing backflips. Which happen a little too often.

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Comments by IntenseDebate

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eraitzenputak on December 12th, 2010 2:34 pm

370!
almost!
Nuckel on December 12th, 2010 8:24 pm

I felt it necessary to make a screenshot when I have beaten level 1…

Having this shit game on the official site is quite a sign…
goldensun87 on December 13th, 2010 12:52 am

Fuck yeah, made it to level 2 and finished with a score of 3524. BITCHES.
MrHaxx11 on December 13th, 2010 3:13 pm

I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DOING FLIPS N' SHIT
Gomegron on December 13th, 2010 5:09 pm

The second level had PITS. this wasn't a driving test, Mrs. Puff was conspiring to kill Spongebob.
He must want to be a stunt driver, I only made it to the second level because I kept flipping like crazy over every obstacle
Joshy206 on December 14th, 2010 5:11 am

I can only get 260. THAT SECOND RAMP WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER.
tmotom on December 14th, 2010 9:33 pm

i scored 1210 points. this game is fuckin easy….
TheAugustBoys on December 15th, 2010 2:44 am

570 POINTS! I AM AMAZING. Just do full speed and flip around a bit.
Reclaimer077 on December 15th, 2010 10:13 pm

First try: 510 :3
Second try: ……Screw this, imma play half-life.
Vhiny on December 17th, 2010 9:37 pm

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/665/spongebobl…
Lolwut?
I made it to LVL 2.
:D
Apsire on January 14th, 2011 1:09 pm

it's hard, but gotten to level three. but in the beginning… it was a while ago. awesome cousin showed to me and said: cruelest game ever.
Apsire on January 14th, 2011 1:20 pm

also, you get lots of points for passing a level. like 1600. so lots of points at level 3
cheekynignog on January 29th, 2011 5:36 am

2860 Bitches! I'm a God!
edwardsmas on March 21st, 2011 11:30 am

now we all know why i drive my super meat boy to school sure it jumps of walls and dies and annying times but alest i dont carsh and fall on top of him when i hit a rock
JeffAndonuts1 on April 19th, 2011 6:12 am

I got 1957.
Yes, there is level 2.
GdMBuRn on July 23rd, 2011 10:06 am

I've beaten all the Halo games on Legendary

I've caught all the pokemon in Sinnoh

I've conquerd the BoNOD more than once

I got three stars on all Mario Kart cups

I've defeated Rome… With only a assassin and a squad of elephants

I can't get 400 points in this game… Record is 380
I give up…

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