[VIDEO] The Killing Floor Twisted Christmas Event

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 752 weeks ago

Oh yeah, we got that! http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/07/santa-boomers-co...

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Shatman 96p · 752 weeks ago

You brought this on yourself, Shawn.
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The beartraps were placed by the chimney with care,

In hopes we’d catch Boomer Claus quite unaware;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While nightmares of reindeer tormented their heads;

And mamma with her shotgun, and I with my glock,

Had just settled in, and were watching the clock,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the blood-tinted snow

Gave the lustre of sunset to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a broken-down sleigh, and eight decaying reindeer,

With a little old driver, with every step going “squick,”

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than horses, his minions they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Charger! now, Hunter! now, Spitter and Tank!

On, Jockey! On, Witch! On, Zombified Frank!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the undead they flew,

With the sleigh full of flesh, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The gnashing and gnawing of each little tooth.

As I aimed my gun, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was moaning and rotting, like all zombies do,

And his clothes were all tarnished with blood and green goo;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

to use as bait for our toddler, Jack.

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SonicsmyName 92p · 752 weeks ago

How the flip do you guys come UP with these gems?!

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Shatman 96p · 752 weeks ago

Lack of medication, delirium from a high fever, and lots and lots of sleep deprivation.

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 752 weeks ago

what is this sleep you speak of?

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Shatman 96p · 752 weeks ago

Something that happens when the Dream Goblin punches you in the dick.

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 752 weeks ago

Ah,that explains everything!

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3K9 75p · 752 weeks ago

and HOW! :0

Jade Catima 91p · 752 weeks ago

Hooray for shameless plugs!

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DarthShadow91 97p · 752 weeks ago

This would go great set to Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy".

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Shatman 96p · 752 weeks ago

Run, run, run, as fast as you can,
You can't escape, I'm the GINGERDEAD MAN!

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Shatman 96p · 752 weeks ago

From the same disc:
Rudolph the Soulless Monster
Had a very shiny nose
because he was a hellish nightmare
You could even say it glows

Feliz Navideath

Frosty the demon
Enjoyed sucking kid's souls
through his corncob pipe
and button nose
to his heart as black as coal

Simply DA 100p · 752 weeks ago

Related?

AuraMaster 107p · 752 weeks ago

Grandma got infected by a paindeer
Walking home from our house near a ditch
You can say there's no such thing as zombies
But that's why we're not running from a witch.

(Just realized that I'm watching the "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer special while typing that)

Juggernaut470 84p · 752 weeks ago

Reminds me of:

Run run as fast as you can!
Shotgun in hand, its the GINGERBREAD MAN.

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DeadCivilian 95p · 752 weeks ago

Killing Floor is like the mom and pop shop of terrifying gorefests, and the community maps are usually really good.

He feeds when you are sleeping
He blows when you're awake

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Juggernaut470 84p · 752 weeks ago

Blows when you're awake? I'm staying asleep for a long time.

DeadCivilian 95p · 752 weeks ago

XD
lol yeah I knew that would be the interpretation, husks and boomers don't do many things that rhyme with 'knows'.

Ninjaneer 8p · 752 weeks ago

'splodes maybe?

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DeadCivilian 95p · 752 weeks ago

Yeah, that would have been better.
OH WELL :P

Zyquux 103p · 752 weeks ago

Needs more Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

Darth_Destro 93p · 752 weeks ago

Now that is what Christmas means to me.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=274

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SnowKatana 75p · 752 weeks ago

Dr. Furry 73p · 752 weeks ago

just get it, the game is way too awesome. and i actually want a tf2 item for once, the tie.

FoxyMayo 89p · 752 weeks ago

Oh God, those candied Flesh-Pounds scare the crap out of me already.

I'MMA BEAT ON 'IM 'TIL I HIT GUMDROPS.

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deleted1974456 61p · 752 weeks ago

>Implying that Flesh Pounds aren't scary enough.
:|

AuraMaster 107p · 752 weeks ago

Sorry, Santa. Nothin' personal.

Sir_Nox 102p · 752 weeks ago

I'm making a hit-list and checking it twice.

Someguy5031 56p · 752 weeks ago

Looooooads of Prehsants!

Randomentalist 87p · 752 weeks ago

My childhood died watching this video.

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TheKingOfGraves 70p · 752 weeks ago

Untooned Kir-
Nah, I'll just let you mourn the loss of your childhood rather than your sanity on this one.

Randomentalist 87p · 752 weeks ago

Untooned Kirby was never too bad, I can't imagine he'd come down my chimney and kill m-

Never mind.

Flamerider 81p · 752 weeks ago

A Team Fortress 2 item Deal?

Awww, now that makes me look bad if I buy it right now.

WeegeeDoll 80p · 752 weeks ago

I'd say wait until it goes on sale for the treasure hunt thing

Wetmang 95p · 752 weeks ago

New Pyro Weapon:
Chest-Nut Roaster

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ShinAmakiir 0p · 752 weeks ago

Man, I'd be all over that, but I've already got two zombie games that I haven't played (L4D, L4D2...)... I should do that. Plus I'm not really the kind of person to play zombie games. Although, if it's on for REAL cheap...