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Man, you ain’t gonna dig too deep with that wooden pick. Time to find some diamond and step up your game!
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WOODEN PICKS?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 8, 2010 · 7:12 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(173 votes, average: 2.84 out of 5)

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Hejiru 98p · 749 weeks ago

I have to say, I'm not DIGGING these advice memes. Even when I do laugh at one, I feel DIRTY. I hope Halolz won't SOIL its reputation by SHOVELING out all these advice gags. If I were Shawn, I would PICK submissions that were a HOLE lot more amusing.

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4 replies · active 749 weeks ago

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chuckpebble 94p · 749 weeks ago

And now for some font humor:
I really do think these memes are having a negative IMPACT on the site.

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Fai57 94p · 749 weeks ago

Yeah, they really are UNDERMINING Halolz's good reputation.

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TheKingOfGraves 70p · 749 weeks ago

Wood you all please stop already? It always seems like the top pick for comments are puns. I know you all can craft better jokes than these. It's a bit creepy how we always do the same thing here. Besides, the whole unintentional punning thing is mine (well technically it's Ace's but I'm burrowing it while he's away). I feel like I'm getting pun-blocked here when this happens

*Blatant Hypocrisy!*

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GraveZombie 73p · 749 weeks ago

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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deleted8824092 102p · 749 weeks ago

Am I the only one who noticed this was sent by Professor Pippy P. Poopypants?

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Jade Catima 91p · 749 weeks ago

I saw that. I immediately had to go and re-figure out what my Captain Underpants name was.

I am Poopsie Toiletbrain.

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Miles Edgeworth 83p · 749 weeks ago

Pinky... Girdleshorts!?
...
Girdleshorts
...
wat

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GameboyPATH 106p · 749 weeks ago

Doofus Wafflefanny reporting, SIR!

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KingofRetards 84p · 749 weeks ago

Stinky Pizzashorts at your service!

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 749 weeks ago

Chim-Chim Diaperbrain.

Fun times...

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 748 weeks ago

Poopsie Hamsterhiney! Name sounds something out of Handiquacks...

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TheGodofFail 0p · 748 weeks ago

Gidget Wafflefanny! p.s. i made an account just for this.

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chuckpebble 94p · 749 weeks ago

I'm Poopsie Wafflebuns!
I guess Poopsie is a pretty common first name.

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TCC 105p · 749 weeks ago

Digga pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 749 weeks ago

Digga stole my bike?

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penguindude42 80p · 749 weeks ago

DIGGA STOLE MY MINECART!

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Sir_Nox 102p · 749 weeks ago

Minecraft: Got Wood?

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Mr Plen 85p · 749 weeks ago

All the time.
*shades*
Fuck Yeah.

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Spencer 119p · 749 weeks ago

I don't really find these advice memes funny so I guess I'll just LOG off now.

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5 replies · active 749 weeks ago

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Deep Thought 105p · 749 weeks ago

ADVICE MEMES ON HALOLZ!

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Hejiru 98p · 749 weeks ago

ADVICE MEMES ON HALOLZ?!

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GameboyPATH 106p · 749 weeks ago

AGAIN!?

...er, I mean, ADVICE MEMES ON HALOLZ!

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Deep Thought 105p · 749 weeks ago

nice save...

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 749 weeks ago

ADVICE MEMES GIVING COURAGE KRATOS POWER!

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Link4all 94p · 749 weeks ago

Wood you kindly dig that hole?

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XPengooX64 85p · 749 weeks ago

I gave that bitch a bucket of lava.

Bitches love lava.

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Fission 75p · 749 weeks ago

That's so punny.

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Annonith 104p · 749 weeks ago

Oh wow another Minecraft "joke". I think it's time for "Woooooooooooooooooooould someone care to explain to me why is this funny and why should I laugh" chain of comments.

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Fai57 94p · 749 weeks ago

You use pickaxes to mine through stone. Wooden tools break very quickly. Thus, when digging, wooden pickaxes break very quickly, so they are ill suited for mining for any length of time. Diamond tools on the other had, last for a VERY long time, and are much more effective for mining.

In addition, diamond pickaxes can mine every type of block, including obsidian, but wooden pickaxes can only mine stone and coal.

TL;DR: wood sux diamond rox

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Jade Catima 91p · 749 weeks ago

Elegantly put.

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Annonith 104p · 749 weeks ago

*rolls eyes* Still not funny. But I'm grateful for your explanation nonetheless.

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Brawling Bouse 76p · 749 weeks ago

Diggas ain't shit if they ain't got that bling blang.

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RemielChibus 102p · 749 weeks ago

Except gold. Unless you want the most vague-reading watch. It's all about the obsidian, baby.

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Deep Thought 105p · 749 weeks ago

Wow... I'm happy that you managed to get away with that Shawn.

Also...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFrench Fries

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Deep Thought on December 8th, 2010 7:23 am

Wow… I'm happy that you managed to get away with that Shawn.

Also…

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFrench Fries
Hejiru on December 8th, 2010 7:46 am

I have to say, I'm not DIGGING these advice memes. Even when I do laugh at one, I feel DIRTY. I hope Halolz won't SOIL its reputation by SHOVELING out all these advice gags. If I were Shawn, I would PICK submissions that were a HOLE lot more amusing.
Sir_Nox on December 8th, 2010 9:25 am

Minecraft: Got Wood?
Brawling Bouse on December 8th, 2010 9:41 am

Diggas ain't shit if they ain't got that bling blang.
Annonith on December 8th, 2010 9:43 am

Oh wow another Minecraft "joke". I think it's time for "Woooooooooooooooooooould someone care to explain to me why is this funny and why should I laugh" chain of comments.
Link4all on December 8th, 2010 9:43 am

Wood you kindly dig that hole?
Alpar on December 8th, 2010 10:12 am

I don't really find these advice memes funny so I guess I'll just LOG off now.
spaghettiweegee on December 8th, 2010 11:15 am

Digga stole my bike?
Fission on December 8th, 2010 12:34 pm

That's so punny.
Hejiru on December 8th, 2010 12:36 pm

ADVICE MEMES ON HALOLZ?!
TCC on December 8th, 2010 1:00 pm

Digga pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
GameboyPATH on December 8th, 2010 1:04 pm

Correction:

Find a Diamond.
Make it a hat.

…well, I guess you'd need 5, but still.
Roflcopter419 on December 8th, 2010 1:39 pm

Am I the only one who noticed this was sent by Professor Pippy P. Poopypants?
XPengooX64 on December 8th, 2010 9:02 pm

I gave that bitch a bucket of lava.

Bitches love lava.

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