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No need to buy the game… the best part of the whole thing (besides unlocking exclusive TF2 items) is hearing these four having off-the-cuff conversations with each other!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 23, 2010 · 4:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (132 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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I am Heavy literature guy and this [grabs big ass book] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and is printed with $200 custom tooled letters at 10,000 letters per page. It costs $400,000 to read this book... for twelve seconds.
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Oh my god, who touched Tsar Hunger?! Alright… Who touched my book?!
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart PhD.
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3 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Heavy has a Ph D.

Everything is invalid.
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Could this possibly be, Conversations over Card Games?
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10 replies · active 749 weeks ago
......I'm going to pretend I didn't hear Tycho monologue on hedgehogs.....okay never mind just that, I'm going to pretend I didn't know about Tycho's BESTIALITY FETISH!!!
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3 replies · active 748 weeks ago
Tycho......likes his hedgehogs....
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
(1:23) "LAME HAT WEARERS"!?
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7 replies · active 749 weeks ago
I must say I greatly enjoy this game. Favorite parts? There are 3 so far...
1. I beat strongbad. He called me a gigantic cheater :3.
2. Tycho referenced how his bad hand is like drawing 9 mana in a row. MTG for the win (jesus christ I have a 22% win rate or so...out of all games I play, and Ive dropped round 75% of all hands I've gotten :( )
3. I had a few great games with great hands but the best?
I go all in. 3 aces in river, 2 5s in the hand. Alright....Wait...Dammit, Max has 10 pair! NO HEAVY AS WELL?! OH DIS IS BAD...
...Really tycho? Pair jacks? In your own words good sir...**** this ****.
Greatly enjoying it, can't wait to get home after school n play more....
(Did I mention Max put up his lugar and license on my 2nd game...and I lost...? :( )
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3 replies · active 749 weeks ago
I got this, and then I realised....I have no idea how to play poker, I just enjoy the banter. XD
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
I've never heard the phrase, "off-the-cuff". Elaborate.
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3 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Holy crap... Tycho is creepy and hilarious...
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And the next game will feature Gordon Freeman (half-life), Alex Mercer (Prototype), Doctor Morton Soulus (Mass Effect), and Hadouken (street fighter).....

......was that a win or fail?
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6 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Haven't won any of the items yet. That said, I am enjoying this game but have yet to see if it will suffer from Alien Swarm syndrome. Being, a game that you see everyone play for the sake of TF2 items then 3 weeks later absolutley nobody plays. But Poker Night is a single player game and Alien Swarm is multiplayer so maybe that had something to do with it.
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
Max is truly the best at what he does, and what he does can cause mass panic and probably mass wanton destruction, Go Max!
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Tycho and his giraffe fetish was the most disturbing thing Ive heard in a video game ever. 0_0
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Just downloaded the new game, loving it. I won't stop playing after I get the items (which I already have done) just because of the general awesomeness of everyone.

Heavy's Engie story is so good :)
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6 replies · active 749 weeks ago
Spy iz sappin mah nightmares!
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Just beat Max and got his items on my second game, it was intense!

I recall one of the funnier moments involved The Heavy shouting out for spies to stop slipping bad cars into his deck

Oh, did anyone else notice the Sam cameo in which he stares at you and walks away like G-Man?
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3:50 o.0
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I love this game, but Christ, I have horrible luck. No matter how good my hand is or how hard I bluff, inevitably one of them will pull some bullshit out of their ass and knock me out of the game. Most likely with their hand just BARELY beating mine. I've already lost Max's gun and badge, the Dangeresque shades, Tycho's watch, and the Iron Curtain TWICE.

Lady luck doth not smile upon me.
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After watching this, i now have the sudden urge to buy a dozen girrafes.
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Hm.... So Heavy is a fairly classy guy, despite his murderous tendencies... and Tycho is a very obvious furfag? *flamed*
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1 reply · active 748 weeks ago
GET UP THERE AND SWAY IN THE FUCKIN' WIND!
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Aaaaand now Tycho has targeted giraffes...God I love this game.
EDIT: Max just won against heavy's two pair with a one pair, and I won a game that I had folded :/...
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Let's not leave Max and Tycho alone at the poker table....EVER....those poor hedgehogs...
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Wow, who knew Tycho loves animal so much...
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Next you know, Konami's gonna throw in some Otocon. He and Tycho will have many fucked up stories to tell. One has a thing for hedgehogs, the other did it with his stepmom.
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I don't think I would ever be able to play this game.
I'd be too busy listening to all their conversations to play a hand :3
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1 reply · active 749 weeks ago
it cost 400000$ to melt old coin for 12 secondes
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